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Following Our Nearest and Dearest Rivals, 2014-15

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If I had to wear a United shirt cut into a belly top along with wearing a white mini skirt and walk around my area, Going up to people saying 'I am the only rag in this village' ala Daffyd Thomas from little Britain in order to have sex with that girl doing the interviewing in that video, I'd consider it big time, She is so beautiful.

 

Damn straight!

 

 

I'd put her tampons in my freezer, and use them as ice lollies.

She is but (this isn't going to be a popular view) she's boring. The interviewer on Arsenal Tv sounds interested and he challenges those he talks to. This girl (and she is cute) asks the same questions and the guys she speaks to are (understandably) not entirely focused on the questions, what with her looking hot, and are giving boring replies. You can see some of the interviewees are impressed.

It's boring from a football point of view...

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Why is it that attractive women makes you lot suddenly turn into slobbering monsters who have to tell us all the disgusting things you would to in order to have sex with her?

 

:laugh2:  :laugh2:   :face_palm:

She's nothing special, i've had better. Then again, attractiveness is subjective i guess. 

 

On a side note: I see sky sports have finally added someone worth their salt on to their panel today, with pulis as their guest. I do wish the regular panel would stop laughing at jeff stelling's sh*t jokes though, just boosts his ego. 

She's nothing special, i've had better. Then again, attractiveness is subjective i guess. 

 

On a side note: I see sky sports have finally added someone worth their salt on to their panel today, with pulis as their guest. I do wish the regular panel would stop laughing at jeff stelling's sh*t jokes though, just boosts his ego.

She's nothing special, i've had better. Then again, attractiveness is subjective i guess. 

My duchess has an unhealthy obsession with an American woman on TV called Patti, she says 'looks fade and dumb is forever'.

Why is it that attractive women makes you lot suddenly turn into slobbering monsters who have to tell us all the disgusting things you would to in order to have sex with her?

 

:laugh2:  :laugh2:   :face_palm:

 

It's a humorous way to emphasise their beauty.

 

You shouldn't take it seriously.

 

Also.

 

Pulis on Soccer Saturday is a good shout. Top man. Top manager. Hope to see him back in the Prem soon.

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I don't want to offend any of the ladies, and the (few) gentleman on this forum, but I will say just one last thing on the subject, I'd drag my testicles over broken glass, just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie.

Haha Seven Times, Your comments have made mine look like something Mother Teresa wrote Lol

 

Back to the football, How dull has this WBA v Arsenal game been? A positive for Arsenal fans is, They clearly seemed to have addressed their shape and balance of the side, You can tell they have been focusing on defending in training this week.

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Haha Seven Times, Your comments have made mine look like something Mother Teresa wrote Lol

 

Back to the football, How dull has this WBA v Arsenal game been? A positive for Arsenal fans is, They clearly seemed to have addressed their shape and balance of the side, You can tell they have been focusing on defending in training this week.

 

Bloody hell, forgot that was on!

 

I've been in work today, and it's messed my body clock up a bit!

 

 

Will be kicking my lad off the Xbox now.

Yes, and I personally don't wish to see a repeat invasion a la Erica Roe. For months the household referred to big, water balloon style boobies as Ericas; 'ooh Pa, look at those Ericas!' Bottom and leg man myself and definitely not pendulous Ericas, but then again it was a rugger game. What was I saying? Oh, yes, no pitch invasions thank you.

Sexist

Goal line technology

Such a simple concept yet makes the referees life easier

 

Could a similar technology be available for offsides?

I was wondering since you are either onside or offside. It is not a subjective view and if the result of the decision is given within a few seconds, it really would eradicate a lot of refereeing decisions

 

The refs would end up looking like Gadget man though 

Goal line technology

Such a simple concept yet makes the referees life easier

 

Could a similar technology be available for offsides?

I was wondering since you are either onside or offside. It is not a subjective view and if the result of the decision is given within a few seconds, it really would eradicate a lot of refereeing decisions

 

The refs would end up looking like Gadget man though

It could make Dowd redundant!

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