On 29/04/2025 at 07:20, Valerie said:

Spudulike I believe. Good chap, shame he disappeared.

Yes, that’s the name. Very nice fellow

2 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Best to just block him, shows the level of maturity that he's tried to start this up again even after being warned by @loz, @axman2526, @Valerie and @Mod to pack it in.

4 minutes ago, bluetrooper said:

As you can see Jim... I have blocked you. I know you didnt believe me because your simple ego needs the attention - hhope you resolve whatever is going on in your life that you spend most of your days trolling a multimillion pound footballer who plays for a club you support. Please take the hint on the block thing, sorry you're being such a little pricness about it. Move on, life has moved on, I have moved on, I dont want to interact with you, Glad you took offence, Glad I live in your head rent free, that is good enough victory for me.

now stop being such a little princess. bye.

I wrote to both of them, as it is not just on our two moderators, or our legend Val, to comment on those things when they get out of hand.

Not Jim alone, not trooper alone, both of them. Not picking favorites.

Jim's trying to to be funny here from Just sharing a picture, but given the recent issue was not wise for Jim to aim that at trooper, as that has inflamed the situation.

By the same token Trooper has taken that stupid comment and magnified it by ten. what's the point of telling someone to message you in private when they are blocked from doing so? Or calling someone out for name calling and insults only to name call them and insult them?

Lets to cut a long message short. Both of you two thats enough, pack it in. Now. Clear?

8 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Lets to cut a long message short. Both of you two thats enough, pack it in. Now. Clear?

Amen to that! I have taken an oath not to reply to further posts from them. Consider it packed in.

In any case, He who shall not be named has promised to Mod that he will not reply to me further, and that I am "dead to him". IF he is a man of his word and keeps this promise then this will mean the personal attacks and abuse to another shed end member will cease - and we can all concentrate on the fun stuff - bashing Nicolas Jackson! That is what we come here for.

2 goals from the legend last night....not seen them yet. Were they good? I doubt it....

Thanks Mod for cleaning up the thread and taking out all the nonsense from you know who.

Edited May 2, 20251 yr by nonotnowjim

1 hour ago, nonotnowjim said:

2 goals from the legend last night....not seen them yet. Were they good? I doubt it....

How did they let him score from here? I guess thats what happens when you play a bunch of part timers....

Cracking finish for the 2nd though.

2 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

How did they let him score from here? I guess thats what happens when you play a bunch of part timers....

Cracking finish for the 2nd though.

I thought that was comedy gold when I first saw it but actually seeing it in slow motion you can see that Jacko does the old wraparound (pardon the expression) with his foot at the last second and spins the ball onto the foot and then away from the defender. Pure luck? Perhaps. I was actually impressed with his finish from this point on. Nothing is guaranteed with this guy. Second goal, fair play.

1 hour ago, WhiteWall said:

I thought that was comedy gold when I first saw it but actually seeing it in slow motion you can see that Jacko does the old wraparound (pardon the expression) with his foot at the last second and spins the ball onto the foot and then away from the defender. Pure luck? Perhaps. I was actually impressed with his finish from this point on. Nothing is guaranteed with this guy. Second goal, fair play.

I think it was definitely luck where the ball went, but youve gotta be in it to win it as someone once said. He did well to even get a touch on it so it was a good effort...

Though I bet Im not alone in thinking he was going to miss the open goal once he got clear to do the most Jackson thig ever 😅

Showed last night why he's led the line all season. The potential is enormous, but needs some proper competition next season to see whether he sinks or swims.

1 hour ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Showed last night why he's led the line all season. The potential is enormous, but needs some proper competition next season to see whether he sinks or swims.

There was very little value in his performance last night.

Many people (can’t remember if you were one) previously disregarded positive performances from the likes of Felix and Nkunku in this competition - so to now celebrate his performance in scoring goals 3 and 4 - when the game was already won against a bunch of part timers seems shallow.

He took his 2nd goal well. Great touch and finish.

His first goal was some of the most shambolic defending I have ever seen - so I give him very limited credit.

Unsurprisingly, the Fraudulent Donkey is our least productive striker.

1) Marc Guiu

• 6 Goals / 0 assists

• 578 minutes played

• 1 goal contribution every 96 minutes

2) Joao Felix

• 7 goals/ 2 assists

• 947 mins played for Chelsea

• 1 goal contribution every 105 minutes

3) Chris Nkunku

• 14 goals (top scorer)/ 5 assists

• 2039 mins played

• 1 goal contribution every 107 minutes

4) Wacko Jacko

• 10 goals/ 5 assists

• 2200 mins played

• 1 goal contribution every 147 minutes

Key takeaway - The donkey is the worst….who would have thunk it?! Out scored and out performed by the b teamers….🤣

That's 3 goals in two games for Jackson in what could have easily been a speed bump in our push for CL and silverware after being derailed during his injury.

Never gave up last night and got his first goal when most strikers would have given up on the chance and put the game to bed for us. The second goal, WOW. What a finish, can't think of many better this season.

Huge winner against Everton to take all 3 points then took us clear last night after our makeshift striker had done nothing all game against part timers. Credit to George but despite peoples best efforts he's clearly not a striker. Hopefully Guiu is fit for depth soon.

12 goals and 5 assists for the season, 20 G/A at the end of the year would be a successful return.

On to the next game supporting our players with one final push.

Edited May 2, 20251 yr by Ukraine Bolt

Pray we sell him in summer just so this thread can be locked 🙏

4 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

That's 3 goals in two games for Jackson in what could have easily been a speed bump in our push for CL and silverware after being derailed during his injury.

Never gave up last night and got his first goal when most strikers would have given up on the chance and put the game to bed for us. The second goal, WOW. What a finish, can't think of many better this season.

Huge winner against Everton to take all 3 points then took us clear last night after our makeshift striker had done nothing all game against part timers. Credit to George but despite peoples best efforts he's clearly not a striker. Hopefully Guiu is fit for depth soon.

12 goals and 5 assists for the season, 20 G/A at the end of the year would be a successful return.

On to the next game supporting our players with one final push.

Context - Everton goal was a huge goal - an important winner

Last night was fluff against some part timers.

If he scores a winner on the weekend then I will double the standard £10 contribution. But I doubt he will….

8 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Amen to that! I have taken an oath not to reply to further posts from them. Consider it packed in.

In any case, He who shall not be named has promised to Mod that he will not reply to me further, and that I am "dead to him". IF he is a man of his word and keeps this promise then this will mean the personal attacks and abuse to another shed end member will cease - and we can all concentrate on the fun stuff - bashing Nicolas Jackson! That is what we come here for.

2 goals from the legend last night....not seen them yet. Were they good? I doubt it....

Thanks Mod for cleaning up the thread and taking out all the nonsense from you know who.

The thread hasn't been cleaned up.

YOU'RE still on it !

1 hour ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Pray we sell him in summer just so this thread can be locked 🙏

You think they won't carry on analysing his performances at his new club? We are stuck in a loop which will never end.

On 29/04/2025 at 11:23, nonotnowjim said:

Fun with graphs….

Come on Jim, criticise him all you like , but can't you do it without all the insults ?

The club bought him, the manager plays him, if he's not good enough in your opinion , he's still a Chelsea player, by all means give stats etc , but the insults and name calling are way over the top mate.

5 minutes ago, Zeta said:

You think they won't carry on analysing his performances at his new club? We are stuck in a loop which will never end.

There'll just be a different player in the firing line if Jacko goes, some of our fans have to have a hate figure. Palmer's looking likely 😂

57 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

.... some of our fans have to have a hate figure. Palmer's looking likely 😂

Have you seen the sh*t that Sancho gets, Blimey! My money is on him next season if we sign him!

2 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Pray we sell him in summer just so this thread can be locked 🙏

Are you crazy? This thread is more entertaining than the football. Well the men's team football at least.

It's just banter right?

1 hour ago, The Rising Sun said:

Come on Jim, criticise him all you like , but can't you do it without all the insults ?

The club bought him, the manager plays him, if he's not good enough in your opinion , he's still a Chelsea player, by all means give stats etc , but the insults and name calling are way over the top mate.

2 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

1) Marc Guiu

• 6 Goals / 0 assists

• 578 minutes played

• 1 goal contribution every 96 minutes

2) Joao Felix

• 7 goals/ 2 assists

• 947 mins played for Chelsea

• 1 goal contribution every 105 minutes

3) Chris Nkunku

• 14 goals (top scorer)/ 5 assists

• 2039 mins played

• 1 goal contribution every 107 minutes

4) Wacko Jacko

• 10 goals/ 5 assists

• 2200 mins played

• 1 goal contribution every 147 minutes

Perfect - thanks....

Earlier today I also provided a more data driven comparison between our front men - which clearly and succinctly shows how he is the worst of the bunch.

Personally I believe the above numbers (alongside his unproductive 1 league goal in almost 5 months) speak for themselves....but always happy to debate.

1 hour ago, The Rising Sun said:

The thread hasn't been cleaned up.

YOU'RE still on it !

Don't know what this means - but we are all good. No fighting. No arguing. We (me and the other party) will just ignore each other. That's a good thing.

Lets look forward....not back.

Edited May 2, 20251 yr by nonotnowjim

On 01/05/2025 at 16:52, CaitlinCFC said:

It is kinda cool how people can turn your photos into moving images now @just

Yes, but you never see my face Cait. Only my hand holding the leash.

Edited May 2, 20251 yr by just

13 hours ago, just said:

Yes, but you never see my face Cait. Only my hand holding the leash.

oh okay. The face shots are the private ones.

A dark day. Match day comes around - and the dread of once again seeing this clown back on the pitch wearing blue sets in... never gets easier.

Thanks to my shed end family for providing this therapeutic safe space - together, we can get through this.

....and if group therapy, prayer or assassination attempts prove unsuccessful - then at least we can turn to gin.

if he scores the winner today - I will chuck in £20 quid to the pot.

On 02/05/2025 at 13:07, nonotnowjim said:

Perfect - thanks....

Earlier today I also provided a more data driven comparison between our front men - which clearly and succinctly shows how he is the worst of the bunch.

Personally I believe the above numbers (alongside his unproductive 1 league goal in almost 5 months) speak for themselves....but always happy to debate.

Hey Jim thanks for your exhaustive research mate

Is there a way you could correlate how he performs against certain opposition defensive systems ( low block etc) and how they compare to other players ? I'm not entirely convinced yet . . A graph drawn on a piece of scrap paper similar to one of your previous posts would be excellent.

Thanks in advance Jim.

Come on you BLUES !

2 hours ago, The Rising Sun said:

Hey Jim thanks for your exhaustive research mate

Is there a way you could correlate how he performs against certain opposition defensive systems ( low block etc) and how they compare to other players ? I'm not entirely convinced yet . . A graph drawn on a piece of scrap paper similar to one of your previous posts would be excellent.

Thanks in advance Jim.

Come on you BLUES !

It's all here already....for those who want to see it.

For clarity, he is Rubbish - against whoever he plays. There is a slight exception to this rule when he plays against west ham, who he has now had 2 good games against, across 2 seasons. He was also ok for 10 mins against Leicester, and he had 2 decent runs in a couple of minutes against newcastle.

I see the Collins English Dictionary is now using the term correctly....