On 21/04/2025 at 15:30, ducavis said:

Why do fans keep pushing this idea of playing him as a LW? We have enough problems with bang average wingers, the last thing we need is to try a player who is poor in 1v1, and thrive when he has space to run into and drive behind. What is Jackson meant to do when he faces a low block as a LW?

Probably run the ball off the pitch with his fifth touch in trying to control it.

13 hours ago, Valerie said:

What are the better things to be doing? Asking for a friend.

Make of that what you want 😏

Than talking to Jim? Hitting my bo**ocks with a lump hammer would be more enjoyable as a start.

5 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Good Morning Shed Enders. A busy day today - so just a single post before I get started....

Ukraine bolt is always wrong. Nicolas Jackson is always Rubbish.

A heart/like from everyone who agrees with these 2 statements.

I will donate £1 to the shed end for everyone who demonstrates their agreement - as a little token of appreciation to help with @Mod and the forums running costs.

(terms and conditions apply - likes and agreement must fully endorse both statements equally, no taking back, no crossing of fingers, and no "NOT"'s. Up to a maximum of £20)

i felt bad that no one was liking your stupid post, so i've helped you out. I know its 4:30am for you currently but please donate the dollar when you wake up.

Happy to help Jim fund the forum LOL

If all could like that would be much appreciated. It has been noted that there were zero likes in the 5 hours since posting, now it boils down to making Jim spend his dollars.

Oh for f**k's sake 😡

I refuse to like the post due to how weak the dollar currently is against the pound so it isn’t costing Jimbob enough.

Just now, The Boehly Babes said:

I refuse to like the post due to how weak the dollar currently is against the pound so it isn’t costing Jimbob enough.

I’ve saved the post, in 10 years time when 1 pound equals 3 dollars, I’ll remind everybody to like the post

I would look to sell him in the summer or bundle him into an offer for an Isak for example (don’t think we will pay his wages mind you). He just doesn’t strike me as someone that will take too well to being relegated to a bench role. Even when he has been subbed during games he has this smackable face. I actually feel he will look worse than Nkunku effort wise coming off the bench, and will end up destroying any built in value.

22 minutes ago, ducavis said:

I would look to sell him in the summer or bundle him into an offer for an Isak for example (don’t think we will pay his wages mind you). He just doesn’t strike me as someone that will take too well to being relegated to a bench role. Even when he has been subbed during games he has this smackable face. I actually feel he will look worse than Nkunku effort wise coming off the bench, and will end up destroying any built in value.

Think you are reading too much into that. I would expect any striker with a elite mentality to be disappointed and upset coming off the pitch with no goals or assists. Especially when replaced with a 19 year old winger playing out of position.

As for selling him, there's just no point right now. We bought him for cheap so can afford to wait till he reaches around the prime age for a striker before deciding what to do with him.

33 minutes ago, Remodez said:

Think you are reading too much into that. I would expect any striker with a elite mentality to be disappointed and upset coming off the pitch with no goals or assists. Especially when replaced with a 19 year old winger playing out of position.

As for selling him, there's just no point right now. We bought him for cheap so can afford to wait till he reaches around the prime age for a striker before deciding what to do with him.

He should be bloody fuming after no goals in 13 games. He should be disgusted with himself.

No point in keeping him though - he is absolutely useless, and despite asking multiple times, nobody has been able to say anything he is good at (other than running around like a headless chicken). Cut out losses. Sell him for whatever we can get and giving a knowing smile as we watch from afar as his career unravels.

2 hours ago, dansubrosa said:

I’ve saved the post, in 10 years time when 1 pound equals 3 dollars, I’ll remind everybody to like the post

Offer expires at 3am UK time tomorrow morning (24/4). I will be waking up around then, when I will look forward to making a generous contribution to the forum. Get liking now if you want the forum to have a little more extra money!

40 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Offer expires at 3am UK time tomorrow morning (24/4). I will be waking up around then, when I will look forward to making a generous contribution to the forum. Get liking now if you want the forum to have a little more extra money!

Sitting at the bottom of page 155, feel free to do an IOU for £3, though appreciate the idea! (but maybe not at the expense of Bolty)

9 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Good Morning Shed Enders. A busy day today - so just a single post before I get started....

Ukraine bolt is always wrong. Nicolas Jackson is always Rubbish.

A heart/like from everyone who agrees with these 2 statements.

I will donate £1 to the shed end for everyone who demonstrates their agreement - as a little token of appreciation to help with @Mod and the forums running costs.

(terms and conditions apply - likes and agreement must fully endorse both statements equally, no taking back, no crossing of fingers, and no "NOT"'s. Up to a maximum of £20)

This has become confusing.

UB is always wrong.

But UB has asked us to like this post, so it must be wrong to like this post... yet liking the post helps Mod out so how can that be wrong?....but UB is always wrong...

You expected logic?

1 hour ago, Remodez said:

Think you are reading too much into that. I would expect any striker with a elite mentality to be disappointed and upset coming off the pitch with no goals or assists. Especially when replaced with a 19 year old winger playing out of position.

As for selling him, there's just no point right now. We bought him for cheap so can afford to wait till he reaches around the prime age for a striker before deciding what to do with him.

Sell him now, he Is just making all the other players depressed.

Doesn't care about us winning, only cares about himself, selfish bastard 🙂

Edited April 23, 20251 yr by guddy69

23 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

This has become confusing.

UB is always wrong.

But UB has asked us to like this post, so it must be wrong to like this post... yet liking the post helps Mod out so how can that be wrong?....but UB is always wrong...

Stop thinking, start liking....I have spare cash to burn (not sure anyone noticed, but I have not coughed up £10 for ages for a jackson goal!)

19 minutes ago, guddy69 said:

Sell him now, he Is just making all the other players depressed.

Doesn't care about us winning, only cares about himself, selfish bastard 🙂

He IS a selfish bastard. Spot on.

1 minute ago, nonotnowjim said:

He IS a selfish bastard. Spot on.

He is not selfish - he is the best... stop being such an american consumer.

Edit: sorry - replied from the wrong account.

Edited April 23, 20251 yr by nonotnowjim

5 hours ago, Scott said:

You expected logic?

From two of the most level headed, calm, rational and none-reactionary people on here?

13 hours ago, dansubrosa said:

I’ve saved the post, in 10 years time when 1 pound equals 3 dollars, I’ll remind everybody to like the post

In 10 years time won't Jackson just be coming to the end of his current contract?

I'm fairly confident he won't have improved though.

23 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Good Morning Shed Enders. A busy day today - so just a single post before I get started....

Ukraine bolt is always wrong. Nicolas Jackson is always Rubbish.

A heart/like from everyone who agrees with these 2 statements.

I will donate £1 to the shed end for everyone who demonstrates their agreement - as a little token of appreciation to help with @Mod and the forums running costs.

(terms and conditions apply - likes and agreement must fully endorse both statements equally, no taking back, no crossing of fingers, and no "NOT"'s. Up to a maximum of £20)

Disappointed in you lot.....

The offer time has expired, and there was just 3 likes, meaning only £3 raised. An opportunity missed to get some extra funds in the kitty. a poor showing. Hang your heads in shame shed enders.

Thanks to those who did indulge, and a special big up to Ukraine Bolt for admitting that he himself is always wrong.

I will add £3 to my running total in the goal scoring thread - and pay @Mod at the end of the season.

Peace.

Very nice finish, Let’s build on this, we need a confident Jackson up top.

And from outside the box. Nice.

The performance of dream striker.

89mins played.

1 shot

0 key passes

0 crosses

0 headers won

11 times lost possession

8 ground duels lost (not 4 won)

1 tackle

Let's not pretend that he was good..... Grateful for the lucky winning goal, but he was as sh*t as always.