Got banana skin written all over it - the game that ignited Amorim’s tenure!

Screw that. Time to show some courage and go get a result. We should play them off the park. Time to stand up - we’re world champions for a reason.

Match Day!

Come On Chelsea!!

I've been a fan since the Mutu days and no matter how sh*t United are, we always make them look like world beaters. Don't think it will change today. They are absolutely dreadful these days and have a clown in charge, but will somehow raise their level. The perfect scenario would be a win for us and a Garnacho goal. It would make their fanbase go nuts with everything that is going around the club these days.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I've been going since John Bumstead played for us, and looking back see our last win there was in 2013 under Benitez with a Mata goal.

With the fixture congestion we have a lot of reasons not to turn up, I'm hopeful they do and we turn around this run of poor results there.

13 hours ago, just said:

I'm the opposite. Even Maresca cannot cock this one up. Yes, they have more firepower up front than last season but boy, they are a team without any direction and zero self-belief. An absolute mess.

How many times has that been said about them since we got our last win at Old Trafford? Doesn't matter how sh*t they are, they still get a result against us.

3 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

How many times has that been said about them since we got our last win at Old Trafford? Doesn't matter how sh*t they are, they still get a result against us.

Bizarre optimism yet again from some fans on the social media space. Utter insanity if you ask me.

It’s either a pathetic defeat or a scrap draw.

Don’t write us off yet! I know there is a sense of realism vs my hopeless optimism, but we need to bring it today. They are there for the taking - we must reassert ourselves and some confidence.

Saying that, I’m sure Maresca will rotate 5-6 players again and bring an element of dysfunction.

12 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Bizarre optimism yet again from some fans on the social media space. Utter insanity if you ask me.

It’s either a pathetic defeat or a scrap draw.

With our usual slow start.

1 hour ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Bizarre optimism yet again from some fans on the social media space. Utter insanity if you ask me.

It’s either a pathetic defeat or a scrap draw.

We will keep Amorim in a job I can guarantee this.

I dare anyone to tell me otherwise!

Charity FC

Looks like Fernandez is starting, what's it take for him to be dropped.

8 minutes ago, Trueblu77 said:

Looks like Fernandez is starting, what's it take for him to be dropped.

He’s got someone’s nudes that’s for sure!!

GARNACHO SHOULD BE STARTING YOU BALD FRAUD

Maddening Enzo still starting but my sympathy for Maresca is dwindling. Fofana too lmao this should be good.

Good luck Caicedo.

Fofana starting oh god

We desperately need to batter these c**ts. I am feeling confident.

Wes Fofana is the best ball playing CB we have. However he's only really available for 5 games a year. I guess today is one of those games.

8 minutes ago, Caps_Lock_King said:

When he’s going to workout Palmer doesn’t work in a 10!!

No excuses here if we lose, this is our best team.

5 minutes ago, TheCeleryKing said:

Wes Fofana is the best ball playing CB we have. However he's only really available for 5 games a year. I guess today is one of those games.

I'll be surprised if he makes it to half time. Seen him in about 2 games now this season so the obligatory injury must now be due.

I like that line up. But I’m already prepared for 90 mins of disappointment.

Calling it now - weak, timid and beaten by the worst United team ever. It’s going to be embarrassing.

MESSAGE TO COCO THE CLOWN

Tell the players to try passing the ball forwards and faster, pretend they are PSG

We always look better counter attacking. Go for it

After United lost to Citeh, a commentator said " and it doesn't get any easier for United , next up they face Chelsea"

That's what it should be like, don't fart about with a multitude of pointless slow passing, tear into the f**kers

Come on you BLUES !!