Joa Pedro turning into a weak diver, he loses the ball and falls to the floor waving for a free kick for nothing, it's beginning to piss me off now.

Him off for Delap.

Pedro off for garnacho And possibly caicedo off to save the card. Bring on gittens and move Enzo back.

Just now, DarkMata said:

Currently looking at the bottom of a Christmas quality streets box, pondering which of the remaining rejects that no one wanted I should pick. Depressingly reminiscent of this bloody Chelsea team.

My brother gave me his Cadbury's Heroes remainders, the madman had Creme Egg's left over

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

My brother gave me his Cadbury's Heroes remainders, the madman had Creme Egg's left over

Jesus Christ you lucky bastard

Imagine if we had a striker to attack that cross from James.

Why is Cucurella leaving that? Head it in.

Another 40 seconds to take a long throw.

Referees need to do more to stop the 5-10 yard gain players take on throw inns. All teams guilty.

You don’t let someone move a corner kick 10 yards closer

Great assist.

PEDRO!!!

Samba style in South Londons today! Get in on the goals Santos

Yeeesss!!! Game over

Just now, Munkunku said:

Great assist.

It really was. Pass took defenders and goalkeeper out

Brosshhhhiiilllllll

Rosenior beat Glasner before Maresca

Just now, DarkMata said:

Yeeesss!!! Game over

You’re not new to Chelsea! Circus still warming up.

Alright then, keep him on.....

Just now, DarkMata said:

Yeeesss!!! Game over

You underestimate our ability to bo**ocks it all up.

Just now, DarkMata said:

Yeeesss!!! Game over

Unfortunately it's never over unless there's a 3 goal difference

Let's not sit back and invite trouble

Great ball from the wunderkind, really good work from Pedro. Great counter attack.

Just now, PhilH930 said:

You’re not new to Chelsea! Circus still warming up.

Sorry I got over excited

3 for 3 on good Brazilians in this squad and our SDs keep trying to buy Argentines ...

Joao Pedrooooo! I still don't get that celebratory handwaving. Let me guess: a complicated message to his children where ordinary people settle for blowing up a balloon?

I thought Joao Pedro had messed that up! Definitely not a 2-0 game so far but I'll take it 🇧🇷

Glasner looks like the little old lady in her Honda jazz you’re stuck behind doing 15mph down a twisting country lane.