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Say your pub team/non-league team (if you play for one) got a handy run in the FA Cup and you somehow got to the third round. I know, I know...it's 99.99 per cent impossible...but let's just say it happened. You are drawn to play at Stamford Bridge against Chelsea and you will most likely get pumped. How would you react to playing against your favourite players? How would you react if you scored?

P.s. It's just another pointless article from the Bullet ;)



As a defender, i'd be very curious to see just how sh*t Torres is and attempt to find out how many times I could nutmeg him in a game.



Anyone would probably want to win for themselves and their friends.

Yeah exactly, also if you're young enough you'd want to impress to get noticed by CFC. Admittedly I probably wouldn't celebrate.

I'd score an own goal deliberately, then, depending on the score, I may have to score for my own team or at least try to help the team by assisting & defending endlessly. 

 

To be fair, I'd probably play to impress Mourinho though. Just on the off chance that he might think I'm a bit useful  :rolleyes:

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If I scored for my team at Stamford Bridge, I would 100% celebrate. I would celebrate at SB for Spurs if I played for them, so long as it was a crucial goal. Though I could never kiss the cock. I've been dreaming since I was 5 about celebrating scoring a goal at the bridge, so I could not pass the opportunity up.

I'd score an own goal deliberately,

 

 

That's quite cunning, because for the rest of your life you could say "I once scored a goal for Chelsea!"

Our team never had a physio, to be honest struggled to get 12 players some Sunday mornings. I'd go down in the first tackle and hope Eva comes on with a magic sponge!



I would want to win. I would want to score 4 or 5 goals in the hope that Jose would want to sign me.

I watched one of the players on our school team when we were younger play against us (Chelsea FC). Hit the woodwork twice too. It was a weird experience. He didn't score so I didn't have to kill him

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I watched one of the players on our school team when we were younger play against us (Chelsea FC). Hit the woodwork twice too. It was a weird experience. He didn't score so I didn't have to kill him

Who was that mate?



Depends. If it was a final or if i was going for the title then i would try my hardest against them. But if i was just playing another league game for a mid table side i wouldn't even try :biggrin:

I'd take my top off and have a tee shirt underneath that said "sign me up Chelsea for more of this, cheers"

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