But you can't do that! You can't go on the INTERNET and just make stuff up! GOD!

Cuadrado will stay pernament

can you tell your pals on RAWK that we are having a good laugh at their expense too please mate.

Thanks fella.

But you can't do that! You can't go on the INTERNET and just make stuff up! GOD!

 

It's like the walls of reality are crumbling around us... My who being now feels like a lie. 

 

If I can't trust the word of strangers on the internet, who can I trust? 

Next your gonna tell me that Roman Abramovich DOESN'T actually post on here! A WEB OF LIES!

It's like the walls of reality are crumbling around us... My who being now feels like a lie.

If I can't trust the word of strangers on the internet, who can I trust?

Well considering everything you've ever typed or looked at on said internet is stored somewhere waiting to be processed, I would say you have a very valid point! Quick someone hack Jose's laptop..

password to Jose's computer: F@t-RAfa!

Lmfao

It's like the walls of reality are crumbling around us... My who being now feels like a lie. 

 

If I can't trust the word of strangers on the internet, who can I trust?

Take the blue pill....

ahahahahahahahaha Lawrence cosby?

 

backs to the wall lads, backs to the wall

Ah take one nothing will happen, honestly

Edited August 27, 201510 yr by Zola

Ha ha, that's outstanding.

I will be glad when the window shuts. At least then the speculation may remain but we don't have to be on edge until at least Jan of we're getting certain players in or not.

"Is Joao Moutinho on the move? Reports in France have suggested he is hoping to leave Monaco with Zenit St Petersburg thought to be his favoured destination, where he would team up with his former Porto coach André Villas-Boas. Moutinho would be a replacement for Alex Witsel at Zenit, who is another Juventus target."

http://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2015/aug/27/transfer-window-latest-kevin-de-bruyne-john-stones-and-more-live

Edited August 27, 201510 yr by the special one

I wonder how much Laporta losing the elections at Barca this summer changed things. It looked certain that he'd be re-elected and that he had Pogba as his "gift" for next summer.

 

Also makes you wonder if it is more difficult for Bartomeu to now bring Pogba in, effectively would be seen as picking up Laporta's crumbs.

Torres?

Even worse it's just not as evident yet mate

Weird thing is if we are after Pogba or Stones is why aren't we moving faster with the deals...

Sadly if it is a case of Italian media saying no deal and British media saying chance of deal I would be more inclined to believe the Italians.

Why? Cause I know from experience most of the British sports media come out with complete bs most of the time just to sell their papers and what not and, in general, are pretty antichelsea.

I have to say apart from the infrequent whining about this being a non story this whole topic has been great. Serious hilarity from the Chelsea boys.

Think I've nearly wet myself on at least 5 occasions I'm as many weeks.

(Please don't be incontinence!)

Juve just sold Llorente to Sevilla. They are just pretty much selling everyone.

Juve just sold Llorente to Sevilla. They are just pretty much selling everyone.

 

Signed three new forwards this summer. 

 

He was more than surplus to requirements. 

take the blue pill, and get assaulted

take the red pill, and get assaulted in your sleep

oh cosby, you old cad.

They aint pills they're jelly beans!!

Weird thing is if we are after Pogba or Stones is why aren't we moving faster with the deals...

stones put in a TR which got rejected (apparently). and martinez last reiterated that stones is not for sale. the only way to get stones now is by giving them stupid money (not that 33mil pound is not stupid already for stones).

as for pogba, dont think this deal is at all possible. after losing pirlo, vidal, tevez and khedira plus asamoah out injured for 2 months each, juventus will be crazy to sell him when they are sure that either one of RM/Barca might very well give the same or greater amount next year.