Bigthrobberus, your gif work over the past few days has been excellent.

http://m.101greatgoals.com/top-stories/chelsea-confident-of-landing-juventus-star-paul-pogba-independent/

Heard Romans plane is sitting on runway, fueled & ready to fly the moment he like Del Monti say YES.

Bigthrobberus, your gif work over the past few days has been excellent.

Oh god, who is that? He scared the sh*t out me!

^

Williem Dafoe in The Smile Man movie.

WIN!!

I'm sure Blue Daze will be delighted.

Are we sure that isn't a live shot of Blue Daze hearing the news about his upcoming date with Xfaxtor?

I think Bobby will want to win that.

Are we sure that isn't a live shot of Blue Daze hearing the news about his upcoming date with Xfaxtor?

He is probably planning a daring raid for the magic couch while Xfaxtor is distracted.

I'm sure Blue Daze will be delighted.

Pretty delighted myself tbh

The Italian press are so biased towards Juve, please remember that.

Oh well at least we reached 100 pages of laughter..   

WIN!!

 

Blue Daze will email you and let you know what pub he wants to meet up at, we've all had invitations in the past.

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Don't say things on the internet you wouldn't say to my face

No more twitter-rumours?

Oh god, who is that? He scared the sh*t out me!

Daniel Levy when he hears united/real are interested in his star players.

Why is everyone so negative yet the papers seem to keep reporting that jose is "confident" we will land him, are they making it up, they never give a source

The press making something up? Surely not!

Source is not really their...well source. Source is too boring.

Why is everyone so negative yet the papers seem to keep reporting that jose is "confident" we will land him, are they making it up, they never give a source

Because there is literally 0% chance that he's signing for us.

zero is a percentage...so there is a chance!

Because there is literally 0% chance that he's signing for us.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Says who? We'll see mate, only a couple of days left...

What dkw meant was of course it's not 0% chance of him coming.  There is a chance, even if you think it's extremely unlikely.  And if he doesn't come that doesn't prove there was ever 0% chance.  Maybe you don't understand percentages but I assure you there is more than 0% chance.  

 

Just the same as there is more than an 0% chance that Jose will one day fall madly in love with me, But I won't hold my breath.

City just spent 80 million on De Bruyne...wow. I think we need another CM for sure.

Bq spot on as ever, there simply isn't LITERALLY 0% chance of it happening