this lad has won the footballing lottery 

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelseas-surprise-transfer-papy-djilobodji-6357578

That defence can really strike fear, for all the wrong reasons lol.

I reckon this is how he will introduce himself at Cobham.

I have to say having never seen him play I hope he goes well.

I definitely think that if Andreas or Omeruo hadn't gone on loan we wouldn't have signed him.

oh dear.. am aye dreaming   we have just signed papy a Senegal defender for 4 million.....if that's has good has it gets goodbye top 4 see you jose ...and hello to Chelsea  waving goodbye to been a serious power in world football..and you had better get a glazier to replace the window jose has just thrown his shoe through.. :biggrin:

am aye dreaming   

 

wtf how do you misspell "I"

My computer offered me the option of translating that post!!!  

He should thank Emelano for doing his handlers a favor. Not even second division quality.

Dave didn't cost much more. 

We shall call him Steve

At first guess, he's pretty similar to Zouma so maybe one of them gets moved into midfield.

wtf how do you misspell "I"

He/she also misspelt 'as'. Twice.

I know he's 26 but just imagine the player he will turn out to be under the guidance of the chosen one and Terry!

He was rejected by Bournemouth ffs. What are we even doing? 

He/she also misspelt 'as'. Twice.

 

 

and "being"

He should thank Emelano for doing his handlers a favor. Not even second division quality.

I presume Emenalo's wife's friend's daughter's husband's sister's cousin's friend's son's uncle helped Papy network with Emenalo to obtain a move. 

 

 

ESPN blog about Djilobodji:

 

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/blog/football-africa/80/post/2590606/chelsea-target-papy-djilobodji-scouting-report

 

 

 

Djilobodji's career began in the peanut-trading town of Kaolock, on the Saloum River where he was part of the youth academy but was not an automatic pick for the first team. He only found his way into the XI after allegedly faking registration papers and posing as a player who looked like him.

 

 

As if we didn't have enough con-men in this club. 

Basically another meaningless thread when there is already one on this player.  

oh dear.. am I dreaming   we have just signed Papy, a Senegal defender, for 4 million.....if that's has good has it gets; goodbye top 4, see you Jose ...and hello to Chelsea  waving goodbye to being a serious power in world football..and you had better get a glazier to replace the window jose has just thrown his shoe through.. :biggrin:

 

I feel like a teacher

I feel like a teacher

You forgot the capital O at the beginning.  And the question mark after "am I dreaming".  Followed by a capital W.

 

And the capital letter for his name in the thread title.  And the question mark.

 

But none of this would matter too much if the thread was in any way relevant.   

Edited August 31, 201510 yr by Beerqueen

Sounds like just just found a random defender to make up the number for a year. I mean he could turned out to be a Ivanoic ( at prime), but more likely a Maniero,

I suspect the much-maligned (perhaps deservedly so) OP is a foreigner, who is spelling stuff as it sounds...maybe...

There is only one Papa!

 

We shall call him Steve

I'm going to call him NotStones. Apparently he was previously rejected by Sunderland, Norwich and Bournemouth...

 

But on the bright side it's more like £2.7m than 4m, don't you just love good deals?

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