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Jose Mourinho thread

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Now Ernie the f**kwit is using his phone as an excuse for being stupid :laugh2:

ive never been to school and I live in a supermarket yet I know basic English better than Ernie with his doctorate in licking mourinho ass. :biggrin:

2 minutes ago, Ernie_blue said:

Love it when people have to come back with grammar. Treat yourself to the expensive tissue the way you're be going at it if Southampton win. Come on Mourinho make it 24 at the weekend.

For f**k sake Ernie, calm down and speak properly. I can't decipher this dribble you keep writing. You're supposed to the cleverer one remember? 

37 minutes ago, Ivanov87 said:

Its you're ernie. You're. Looks like i'm going to have teach you same basic English tonite

Muphry's Law strikes again. :happy001:

 

Edited by Maksimov
(Edited, because initially I missed one of the typos/errors in the quote)

6 minutes ago, Ivanov87 said:

Now Ernie the f**kwit is using his phone as an excuse for being stupid :laugh2:

ive never been to school and I live in a supermarket yet I know basic English better than Ernie with his doctorate in licking mourinho ass. :biggrin:

Have I even said those things? I have never ever said anything like that so your making up complete BS. Now I know why everything you say is BS.

6 minutes ago, Ivanov87 said:

For f**k sake Ernie, calm down and speak properly. I can't decipher this dribble you keep writing. You're supposed to the cleverer one remember? 

Have I said that? Nope more BS thank you. 

3 minutes ago, Ivanov87 said:

Oh so you're a f**king halfwit then. Thanks for clarifying. 

Since 1997 Chelsea have won 21 trophies. Mourinho started managing in 2000 and has won 23 trophies. Yes MOURINHO get the f*** in there, simple the greatest the world has ever seen.

3 minutes ago, Ernie_blue said:

Since 1997 Chelsea have won 21 trophies. Mourinho started managing in 2000 and has won 23 trophies. Yes MOURINHO get the f*** in there, simple the greatest the world has ever seen.

It's simply Ernie. For f**k sake do keep up. 

1 hour ago, dkw said:

Look at the state of them 2 f**kwits :laugh2:the very definition of keyboard warriors, I've had tougher sh*ts, cleverer ones too...

The irony of your post nearly over heated my phone. You do know what a keyboard warrior is right?  

It's someone (usually a coward) who hides behind a computer screen abusing fellow users, using foul language such as f***kwit.

 

Edited by KonaKai Blue

8 minutes ago, KonaKai Blue said:

The irony of your post nearly over heated my phone. You do know what a keyboard warrior is right?  

It's someone (usually a coward) who hides behind a computer screen abusing fellow users, using foul language such as f***kwit.

 

Does it also include someone who calls one of our best managers as c**t and prick?

7 minutes ago, Ernie_blue said:

Mourinho

:laugh2: God you're stupid.

now that I know you're a bit special, I'm gonna explain this to you again very carefully. Mourinho is our greatest ever manager and I enjoyed the time he spent with us and i will cherish it forever.My problem with him is the constant digs he's been making at the club and the fans since he took over Utd.

Some might think I'm overreacting but it's my personal choice and I'm entitled to feel that way and I'll continue to express those feelings as long as he keeps disrespecting the club and the fans. Did you get that Ernie? A lot of words I understand but hey :wink:

36 minutes ago, KonaKai Blue said:

The irony of your post nearly over heated my phone. You do know what a keyboard warrior is right?  

It's someone (usually a coward) who hides behind a computer screen abusing fellow users, using foul language such as f***kwit.

 

They're not exactly playing with a full deck, this lot. :laugh2:

1 hour ago, Ivanov87 said:

:laugh2: God you're stupid.

now that I know you're a bit special, I'm gonna explain this to you again very carefully. Mourinho is our greatest ever manager and I enjoyed the time he spent with us and i will cherish it forever.My problem with him is the constant digs he's been making at the club and the fans since he took over Utd.

Some might think I'm overreacting but it's my personal choice and I'm entitled to feel that way and I'll continue to express those feelings as long as he keeps disrespecting the club and the fans. Did you get that Ernie? A lot of words I understand but hey :wink:

they're not really digs though are they?

it is just standard jose really, he is using the same media tactics he always has (and from which we have profited in the past).

is he doing badly? then he'll butter up his teams' support in order to ingratiate himself. is he doing well? oh well then he'll criticise his supporters to provoke a reaction in the stands. he'll play down the achievements of others and play up his own. he'll make it appear like his job is harder than it is so that he is judged by a measure of his own determining. he'll be abrupt and pretend not to care about things he cares about. and he'll act like he cares about things that he does not.

this season he has gone through the motions of his greatest hits as far as his comments in the media are concerned. but it is 2017. every single person who watches football knows what he is doing. it is all manipulation to get those accumulated marginal gains. but because everyone knows this, they no longer shock, and they no longer convince like they did. he's like brando with an earpiece.

so with that in mind, I can't understand how, in 2017, chelsea supporters- of all sets of fans in the world- could be frothing at the mouth, hanging on his every word and scrutinizing them as if they were anything more than hollow or transparent.

you're acting like someone who has gone to the pantomime and decided to wait in the alleyways after dark so you can give the person who played the wicked witch a severe kicking for all of those nasty spells he cast.

Edited by g3.7

2 hours ago, g3.7 said:

they're not really digs though are they?

it is just standard jose really, he is using the same media tactics he always has (and from which we have profited in the past).

is he doing badly? then he'll butter up his teams' support in order to ingratiate himself. is he doing well? oh well then he'll criticise his supporters to provoke a reaction in the stands. he'll play down the achievements of others and play up his own. he'll make it appear like his job is harder than it is so that he is judged by a measure of his own determining. he'll be abrupt and pretend not to care about things he cares about. and he'll act like he cares about things that he does not.

this season he has gone through the motions of his greatest hits as far as his comments in the media are concerned. but it is 2017. every single person who watches football knows what he is doing. it is all manipulation to get those accumulated marginal gains. but because everyone knows this, they no longer shock, and they no longer convince like they did. he's like brando with an earpiece.

so with that in mind, I can't understand how, in 2017, chelsea supporters- of all sets of fans in the world- could be frothing at the mouth, hanging on his every word and scrutinizing them as if they were anything more than hollow or transparent.

you're acting like someone who has gone to the pantomime and decided to wait in the alleyways after dark so you can give the person who played the wicked witch a severe kicking for all of those nasty spells he cast.

That's how you see it and you're perfectly within your rights to feel that way. I don't see it that way and I see a bitter man angry that we're no longer struggling, and indeed thriving with a younger new manager and therefore takes any opportunity to have a slight dig. 

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