25 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Please tell us you're joking too 

I was joking.

A consortium consisting of Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, and the Medellin Cartel.

17 hours ago, enigma said:

vladimir putin & roman abramovic. apparently putin is secretly worth 40 billion. 

Really ? Sheez.

42 minutes ago, ChelseaFanBoy said:

I was joking.

Oh thank goodness. You just never know these days 

Just now, Valerie said:

Really ? Sheez.

Possibly the richest man in the world according to the CIA

1 minute ago, Ewell CFC said:

Possibly the richest man in the world according to the CIA

Bloody hell, I had no idea. I'd better not speculate how he amassed his fortune.

7 hours ago, TomCFC85 said:

How about Johnson from Peep Show?

I’d prefer Super Hans, he understands finance...

6 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

I think we all know what would happen there - we'd sign Mikel back and then put the rest of the transfer budget behind the bar. We'd obviously need Liam there as the face as well.

Plus, I always imagined you as more of a madam... ;)

I now realise I was subconsciously using tea lady as a euphemism.

There's a few on here should tak eover, i'm assuming they're all multi-millionaires the way they speak about "why doesn't Marina just pay the extra £5m and get the deal done now" etc etc. We'd never miss a target again either or ever be outbid for a player on fees, agent fees or wages.

It'd be great 

Edited February 5, 20188 yr by startedwithglenn

1 hour ago, Slojo said:

Done deal.

And now all we need is Putin-Trump connections and we successfully have Donald Trump as a new shareholder, looks like we will be building a new stadium while Spurs pay for it indeed. 

Putin:

"Roman look, that's where Shevchenko needs to play. There, I'm telling you!'

Abramovich smiles:

"Look Vlad, five years ago I would agree, yet now we have Drogba. He  is the future!" 

I think some people on here need to be taking this more seriously. As Roman prepares to handover the reins I feel this is one of the most important votes we will ever make.

Originally I was going to vote with my heart and pick Uncle Ken. He was, after all, the man who saved Chelsea. But instead I went with my head and voted for The Kardashians as the polar opposite to the Roman rule of rubber-stamping board members, zero fan engagement and a media profile akin to that of Howard Hughes in his hermit phase.

The 24/7 cult of celebrity, media-publicity of The Kardashians and their celebrity associates is exactly what we need to take us back to the peak of world football. The world’s top players would be beating a path to SW6 to play for us knowing that being part of The Kardashian machine would make them global household names with massive branding rights, larger than anything they could ever hope to achieve as mere footballers. It would be a license to print money.

As an example of how it would change things. On the first day of the next winter transfer window we sign Cristiano Ronaldo who has been agitating for a move to us from Madrid for the last six months. Kim and Kanye attend the live press conference but instead of talking football, (the usual sports hacks don’t get a look in), the massed ranks of the world’s celebrity loving journos spend the whole presser questioning Kim and CR7 about eyebrow styling, tanning and waxing tips. The Kardashian publicity people could get Caitlyn Jenner to do commentary on a Chelsea game on the SKY fan zone dressed in full kit. Next day there would be a five page pull-out in every tabloid and celebrity mag in the world. We would reach a whole new audience! We would become a global phenomenon!

There might even be a role in it for Roman. With a bit of media training, voice coaching and the right styling he could get a job on the revamped Kardashian-Chelsea TV where he talks about his feelings on Bakayoko’s latest tattoo and agonises with Khloe and Kris over how to talk to Luiz about trying a new hairstyle. Be honest that’s entertainment. We’d all pay to watch it.

12 hours ago, just said:

I think some people on here need to be taking this more seriously. As Roman prepares to handover the reins I feel this is one of the most important votes we will ever make.

Originally I was going to vote with my heart and pick Uncle Ken. He was, after all, the man who saved Chelsea. But instead I went with my head and voted for The Kardashians as the polar opposite to the Roman rule of rubber-stamping board members, zero fan engagement and a media profile akin to that of Howard Hughes in his hermit phase.

The 24/7 cult of celebrity, media-publicity of The Kardashians and their celebrity associates is exactly what we need to take us back to the peak of world football. The world’s top players would be beating a path to SW6 to play for us knowing that being part of The Kardashian machine would make them global household names with massive branding rights, larger than anything they could ever hope to achieve as mere footballers. It would be a license to print money.

As an example of how it would change things. On the first day of the next winter transfer window we sign Cristiano Ronaldo who has been agitating for a move to us from Madrid for the last six months. Kim and Kanye attend the live press conference but instead of talking football, (the usual sports hacks don’t get a look in), the massed ranks of the world’s celebrity loving journos spend the whole presser questioning Kim and CR7 about eyebrow styling, tanning and waxing tips. The Kardashian publicity people could get Caitlyn Jenner to do commentary on a Chelsea game on the SKY fan zone dressed in full kit. Next day there would be a five page pull-out in every tabloid and celebrity mag in the world. We would reach a whole new audience! We would become a global phenomenon!

There might even be a role in it for Roman. With a bit of media training, voice coaching and the right styling he could get a job on the revamped Kardashian-Chelsea TV where he talks about his feelings on Bakayoko’s latest tattoo and agonises with Khloe and Kris over how to talk to Luiz about trying a new hairstyle. Be honest that’s entertainment. We’d all pay to watch it.

" Roman Roman give us a twerk...."

14 hours ago, Munkworth said:

I’d prefer Super Hans, he understands finance...

He's also quite a sensible man.

Edited February 6, 20188 yr by abramovich

17 hours ago, just said:

I think some people on here need to be taking this more seriously. As Roman prepares to handover the reins I feel this is one of the most important votes we will ever make.

Originally I was going to vote with my heart and pick Uncle Ken. He was, after all, the man who saved Chelsea. But instead I went with my head and voted for The Kardashians as the polar opposite to the Roman rule of rubber-stamping board members, zero fan engagement and a media profile akin to that of Howard Hughes in his hermit phase.

The 24/7 cult of celebrity, media-publicity of The Kardashians and their celebrity associates is exactly what we need to take us back to the peak of world football. The world’s top players would be beating a path to SW6 to play for us knowing that being part of The Kardashian machine would make them global household names with massive branding rights, larger than anything they could ever hope to achieve as mere footballers. It would be a license to print money.

As an example of how it would change things. On the first day of the next winter transfer window we sign Cristiano Ronaldo who has been agitating for a move to us from Madrid for the last six months. Kim and Kanye attend the live press conference but instead of talking football, (the usual sports hacks don’t get a look in), the massed ranks of the world’s celebrity loving journos spend the whole presser questioning Kim and CR7 about eyebrow styling, tanning and waxing tips. The Kardashian publicity people could get Caitlyn Jenner to do commentary on a Chelsea game on the SKY fan zone dressed in full kit. Next day there would be a five page pull-out in every tabloid and celebrity mag in the world. We would reach a whole new audience! We would become a global phenomenon!

There might even be a role in it for Roman. With a bit of media training, voice coaching and the right styling he could get a job on the revamped Kardashian-Chelsea TV where he talks about his feelings on Bakayoko’s latest tattoo and agonises with Khloe and Kris over how to talk to Luiz about trying a new hairstyle. Be honest that’s entertainment. We’d all pay to watch it.

I'm concerned that you know all these names and how to use them, @just

@yorkleyblue well Roman knows who they are!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kendall-jenner-shows-wild-side-7976008

 

Now that Roman is moving to Israel this thread is worth a bump.

8 minutes ago, just said:

Now that Roman is moving to Israel this thread is worth a bump.

I guess that now Roman is an Israeli citizen he may be unlikely to sell us to a Gulf state Arab.

Just now, carrickblue said:

I guess that now Roman is an Israeli citizen he may be unlikely to sell us to a Gulf state Arab.

Good point. A Chinese syndicate it is then.

4 minutes ago, just said:

Good point. A Chinese syndicate it is then.

probably marginally worse than an American, at least Roman loves football, sell to any consortium of business men and we become a mere asset - that would be a really dark day for Chelsea FC. 

Edited May 28, 20188 yr by carrickblue
typo

Make Chelsea Great Again

 

MCGA

Hopefully it is Vince McMahon. He is not short of firing those who piss him off.

Arkady Abramovich....

On 28/05/2018 at 00:01, axman2526 said:

Hopefully it is Vince McMahon. He is not short of firing those who piss him off.

Well Clive, there’s only 90 seconds left on the clock and it’s looking like Chelsea might be crashing out of the cup... but what’s this?! Oh my lord, it’s Vince McMahon! And he’s got a chair! 

25 minutes ago, Kentonio said:

Well Clive, there’s only 90 seconds left on the clock and it’s looking like Chelsea might be crashing out of the cup... but what’s this?! Oh my lord, it’s Vince McMahon! And he’s got a chair! 

 

On 05/02/2018 at 01:47, just said:

Loving the Putin suggestion enigma. Now there's a man not frightened of the press! Would definitely raise our media profile by taking his shirt off and wrestling a bear in the centre circle during the half-time break. Might even be worth bringing Costa back so he could kick the sh*te out of him when he had finished with the bear.

Player power would be gone from our club overnight!

 Would be great to see Bakayoko suddenly improving his game, admittedly with a few missing fingers.