just Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) Take your pick. Instead of swapping managers every 3 years the new trend is to change owners. Edited February 4, 2018 by just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard P Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Love your humour! Some of those would be great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axman2526 Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Hmm I was going to pick David luiz but, surprisingly, he did not make your list! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Thank your lucky stars we got Roman and not Mike Ashley, Sullivan or Craig Whyte, amongst other despots. Scott Harris, Chelsbear, blues up north and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 30 minutes ago, coco said: Thank your lucky stars we got Roman and not Mike Ashley, Sullivan or Craig Whyte, amongst other despots. Lucky stars, I see where you're going there Coco. Yes, good call I should have put Mystic Meg on the list. The ability to foretell the future would certainly help our new owner. coco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Like it ...... bring back Santa Bates, is he still alive ? Londonisblue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) vladimir putin & roman abramovic. apparently putin is secretly worth 40 billion. Edited February 5, 2018 by enigma Londonisblue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 or jeff bezos haha. he'll give the sheiks a run for their money strider6004 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump as co-owners? Today's superstar footballers have a passion for twaty hairstyles, see Abumeyang and Pogba as a prime examples. Trump and Jong have had the twaty hairstyle market totally cornered for years. All the top stars would sign up to learn style tips from them. Ewell CFC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, enigma said: vladimir putin & roman abramovic. apparently putin is secretly worth 40 billion. Loving the Putin suggestion enigma. Now there's a man not frightened of the press! Would definitely raise our media profile by taking his shirt off and wrestling a bear in the centre circle during the half-time break. Might even be worth bringing Costa back so he could kick the sh*te out of him when he had finished with the bear. Player power would be gone from our club overnight! Edited February 5, 2018 by just PloKoon13, nominator and Londonisblue 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, andy said: Like it ...... bring back Santa Bates, is he still alive ? Was at the Bridge for a game recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconButty Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Trump can build a wall around our defence and get Spurs to pay for it Londonisblue, rooomage, nominator and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Who the hell is Gemma Collins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Valerie said: Who the hell is Gemma Collins? Val my daughter can't believe you don't know who the GC is. Do you live in a cave? GC is aiming to be the next woman Prime Minister, owner of Chelsea and is on a mission for world domination. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4806111/gemma-collins-says-why-cant-plus-size-girls-wear-mesh-as-she-reveals-why-she-wore-that-outfit/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev56 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 7 hours ago, andy said: Like it ...... bring back Santa Bates, is he still alive ? Bring in his son, young master ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewell CFC Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I like the sound of China, just don't mention Tinanmen Square for fcuks sake. Valerie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 51 minutes ago, just said: Val my daughter can't believe you don't know who the GC is. Do you live in a cave? GC is aiming to be the next woman Prime Minister, owner of Chelsea and is on a mission for world domination. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4806111/gemma-collins-says-why-cant-plus-size-girls-wear-mesh-as-she-reveals-why-she-wore-that-outfit/ Aaarrggh don't scare me like that! The Netherlands are practically a cave, you're right She seems very qualified, and I'm sure will push for a yellow away kit, which is all we want from our club and its owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moi Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 56 minutes ago, just said: Val my daughter can't believe you don't know who the GC is. Do you live in a cave? GC is aiming to be the next woman Prime Minister, owner of Chelsea and is on a mission for world domination. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4806111/gemma-collins-says-why-cant-plus-size-girls-wear-mesh-as-she-reveals-why-she-wore-that-outfit/ @Valerie Fear not, I also was totally ignorant of this woman's existence. And, @just, if I have to read the Sun to find out who she is, I prefer to remain in ignorance. However... she can wear whatever she wants. Next owner of Chelsea for me could be a Triumvirate of Loz, Mod Stark and PloKoon who have unexpectedly won the lottery, broken the bank at Monte Carlo and inherited from hitherto unknown millionaire relatives. They will be called LoMoPlo. I will be their tea lady. Valerie, nominator, PloKoon13 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCFC85 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 How about Johnson from Peep Show? Frankie8Lampard, nominator and abramovich 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PloKoon13 Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 hours ago, moi said: Next owner of Chelsea for me could be a Triumvirate of Loz, Mod Stark and PloKoon who have unexpectedly won the lottery, broken the bank at Monte Carlo and inherited from hitherto unknown millionaire relatives. They will be called LoMoPlo. I will be their tea lady. I think we all know what would happen there - we'd sign Mikel back and then put the rest of the transfer budget behind the bar. We'd obviously need Liam there as the face as well. Plus, I always imagined you as more of a madam... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ballack & Blu Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 If only Romans army was as fearsome as it was under 'Gaius Julius Caesar', we could again be mighty, conquer all pretenders to our rightful dominion, and literally put them to the sword, if that doesn't work bribe them with Beef monster munch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChelseaFanBoy Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 You'd have to be the most ungrateful piece of sh*t to even entertain the idea of having a new Chelsea owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valerie Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 50 minutes ago, ChelseaFanBoy said: You'd have to be the most ungrateful piece of sh*t to even entertain the idea of having a new Chelsea owner. Please tell us you're joking too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slojo Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 16 hours ago, enigma said: vladimir putin & roman abramovic. apparently putin is secretly worth 40 billion. Done deal. And now all we need is Putin-Trump connections and we successfully have Donald Trump as a new shareholder, looks like we will be building a new stadium while Spurs pay for it indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evissy Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Jeff Bezos is a good shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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