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New Chelsea owner  

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  1. 1. Now that Roman's interest looks to be waning here are the current favourites from Bet Ted

    • Posh and Becks
      2
    • Sir Alan Sugar
      1
    • The Kardashians
      9
    • Ken Bates
      3
    • Gemma Collins
      3
    • Donald J Trump
      12
    • The Peoples Republic of China
      10


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30 minutes ago, coco said:

Thank your lucky stars we got Roman and not Mike Ashley, Sullivan or Craig Whyte, amongst other despots. 

Lucky stars, I see where you're going there Coco. Yes, good call I should have put Mystic Meg on the list. The ability to foretell the future would certainly help our new owner.

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Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump as co-owners?

Today's superstar footballers have a passion for twaty hairstyles, see Abumeyang and Pogba as a prime examples. Trump and Jong have had the twaty hairstyle market totally cornered for years. All the top stars would sign up to learn style tips from them.

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54 minutes ago, enigma said:

vladimir putin & roman abramovic. apparently putin is secretly worth 40 billion. 

Loving the Putin suggestion enigma. Now there's a man not frightened of the press! Would definitely raise our media profile by taking his shirt off and wrestling a bear in the centre circle during the half-time break. Might even be worth bringing Costa back so he could kick the sh*te out of him when he had finished with the bear.

Player power would be gone from our club overnight!

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1 hour ago, Valerie said:

Who the hell is Gemma Collins?

Val my daughter can't believe you don't know who the GC is. Do you live in a cave? GC is aiming to be the next woman Prime Minister, owner of Chelsea and is on a mission for world domination.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4806111/gemma-collins-says-why-cant-plus-size-girls-wear-mesh-as-she-reveals-why-she-wore-that-outfit/

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51 minutes ago, just said:

Val my daughter can't believe you don't know who the GC is. Do you live in a cave? GC is aiming to be the next woman Prime Minister, owner of Chelsea and is on a mission for world domination.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4806111/gemma-collins-says-why-cant-plus-size-girls-wear-mesh-as-she-reveals-why-she-wore-that-outfit/

Aaarrggh don't scare me like that! 

The Netherlands are practically a cave, you're right :smile:

She seems very qualified, and I'm sure will push for a yellow away kit, which is all we want from our club and its owner.

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56 minutes ago, just said:

Val my daughter can't believe you don't know who the GC is. Do you live in a cave? GC is aiming to be the next woman Prime Minister, owner of Chelsea and is on a mission for world domination.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4806111/gemma-collins-says-why-cant-plus-size-girls-wear-mesh-as-she-reveals-why-she-wore-that-outfit/

@Valerie Fear not, I also was totally ignorant of this woman's existence.

 

And, @just, if I have to read the Sun to find out who she is, I prefer to remain in ignorance.

 

However... she can wear whatever she wants.

 

Next owner of Chelsea for me could be a Triumvirate of Loz, Mod Stark and PloKoon who have unexpectedly won the lottery, broken the bank at Monte Carlo and inherited from hitherto unknown millionaire relatives. They will be called LoMoPlo. I will be their tea lady.

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2 hours ago, moi said:

Next owner of Chelsea for me could be a Triumvirate of Loz, Mod Stark and PloKoon who have unexpectedly won the lottery, broken the bank at Monte Carlo and inherited from hitherto unknown millionaire relatives. They will be called LoMoPlo. I will be their tea lady.

I think we all know what would happen there - we'd sign Mikel back and then put the rest of the transfer budget behind the bar. We'd obviously need Liam there as the face as well.

Plus, I always imagined you as more of a madam... ;)

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16 hours ago, enigma said:

vladimir putin & roman abramovic. apparently putin is secretly worth 40 billion. 

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Done deal.

And now all we need is Putin-Trump connections and we successfully have Donald Trump as a new shareholder, looks like we will be building a new stadium while Spurs pay for it indeed. 

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