Would you take Zlatan on loan from January?

With Giroud struggling for goals and Morata being Morata would you be happy with a short term loan for Zlatan.

I know he is not what he once was but would he be a better option than the two strikers we currently have for a few months?

no

Ugh, no. I'm not convinced he would be very popular in the dressing room as he is not particularly modest.

Wot they said!

Seriously, NO!  The bloke is nearly 40 and coming back again from a serious injury, hasn't played proper competitive football for a season and a half.  Why on earth would you even think he would be any good for us?

Edited October 16, 20187 yr by yorkleyblue

No. Niet. Nein. Na. Non. 

Yes he's a tosser but he scores goals and proven in this country, I'd take him.

But his bus-pass isn't valid for routes going past the Bridge - how the f**k will he get to games?

20 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

But his bus-pass isn't valid for routes going past the Bridge - how the f**k will he get to games?

I'm sure he can fit a bus of his own up that nose

Are you joking? Usian Bolt is available...

Biggest rent boy of all time Zlatan to Chelsea? I hope not.

Hope not, hate him. Brilliant footballer no doubt but a complete c**t as a person.

Don't want that overrated c**t nowhere near this club!!! f**king despise that tosser!!!

1 hour ago, Womble said:

Don't want that overrated c**t nowhere near this club!!! f**king despise that tosser!!!

In that case, I am sure you will enjoy this.

 

22 hours ago, moi said:

In that case, I am sure you will enjoy this.

 

LOL!!! Absolutly brilliant Moi 

Makes little to no sense, what does he offer that Giroud won't? It's a no from me. 

So a resounding "yes" from everybody 

3 years ago I'd have said yes, I know people don't like him but I actually think he's a great character. He's just a bit old and injury prone now to offer us value for his wages. 

@loz Look at the depths the forum has descended to in your absence...

We need law and order 

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

We need law and order 

Or Loz and order as the case may be....

We have to type out the words 'bar stewards' ourselves and everything

shouldn't that be "evryfing"?

3 hours ago, yorkleyblue said:

shouldn't that be "evryfing"?

Not "evwyfink"?

Zlatan is too old for the Premier League now, we need someone with pace. 

I think he's better suited to Crystal Palace than us right now.

We need pace and guile (?), or a real bruiser (D Costa mould)