18 minutes ago, Boyne said:

Great philosophy for tonight's game. From probably the United Kingdom's finest general of World War Two.

Some will know that I am very interested in military history.

Lucky for us that there are some rules and principals though, otherwise our players would get injured by Ramos and many more nukes would have been used among other things 

Just now, axman2526 said:

You going to make him have printed on the back "I ❤️ Palace" as well? Lol

Close; ‘I ❤️Cats’. 

1 minute ago, Gol15 said:

Lucky for us that there are some rules and principals though, otherwise our players would get injured by Ramos and many more nukes would have been used among other things 

Speaking of Ramos Gol, Zizu said in his press conference he is 100% fit and reading to go, as is Hazard. He expects we see them at the very peak of their powers tonight.

1 minute ago, axman2526 said:

You could well be right there fella, hopefully you are.

Or maybe UEFA could see handing Real there biggest prize as part of negotiating tactic to get them to abandon the super league idea, along with some back handed payments. Would not be the first time Fifa or uefa have used "special" payments.

Chelsea fans as a fan base for too long has looked as hard as we can for conspiracies against us...uefa and refs makes it easy for us to "find them" sonetimes. Sometimes we are just sh*t out of luck it's as simple as that. A few descions might go against us tonight but I dont think we need to look into it too deeply. I am sure UEFA hate no one more than madrid at the moment so if sh*t doesnt go our way it's not because of corruption, it's just going to be bad luck and human error(the matchdays officials simply f**king up)

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

Close; ‘I ❤️Cats’. 

Given who is on loan there how about "I ❤️ Bats" ?

24 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Lol if it goes to pens we are definently out. Mendy is hopeless at saving pens.

That's true axman2526

5 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

Chelsea fans as a fan base for too long has looked as hard as we can for conspiracies against us...uefa and refs makes it easy for us to "find them" sonetimes. Sometimes we are just sh*t out of luck it's as simple as that. A few descions might go against us tonight but I dont think we need to look into it too deeply. I am sure UEFA hate no one more than madrid at the moment so if sh*t doesnt go our way it's not because of corruption, it's just going to be bad luck and human error(the matchdays officials simply f**king up)

That Barca Obrevo game is not so soon forgotten. 

Just now, axman2526 said:

That Barca Obrevo game is not so soon forgotten. 

No, that was a f**king disgrace, but I think it also ended his career

Just now, axman2526 said:

Speaking of Ramos Gol, Zizu said in his press conference he is 100% fit and reading to go, as is Hazard. He expects we see them at the very peak of their powers tonight.

As expected though, Tuchel said Ramos will start during the press yesterday.

Feeling positive about tonight...

Prediction.. ZZ TTopped.

8 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

Chelsea fans as a fan base for too long has looked as hard as we can for conspiracies against us...uefa and refs makes it easy for us to "find them" sonetimes. Sometimes we are just sh*t out of luck it's as simple as that. A few descions might go against us tonight but I dont think we need to look into it too deeply. I am sure UEFA hate no one more than madrid at the moment so if sh*t doesnt go our way it's not because of corruption, it's just going to be bad luck and human error(the matchdays officials simply f**king up)

Couldn’t agree more, ‘bout time we showed some bollocks and front up - can’t blame anyone or thing for not giving it your all, if it’s not good enough, then so be it 

I have a good feeling as well. We beat Atleti and Porto who played quite nasty at times too and we stood those tests rather beautifully.

 

 

Why do I get this awful feeling hazard is going to have the game of his life tonight 🤢

2 minutes ago, smkhairat said:

Why do I get this awful feeling hazard is going to have the game of his life tonight 🤢

Because everyone on here keeps saying he will?

1 hour ago, sonic90 said:

I've been alcohol free since the new year but I've stocked up the fridge for tonight, going to drink myself stupid if we lose

If we go out tonight, it’s not all doom and gloom, we’ve got FA cup final coming up!

I don’t think hazard will have the game of his life tonight, that would be completely out of the blue. Sadly I think his lifestyle and big ugly motherf*ckers hacking him in the premier league have caught up with him.

We’ve probably sold him at a perfect time. Having said that, I still would have kept him though.

Im not going to say what I think of City yet, we need to get past Real Madrid first.

Edited May 5, 20215 yr by dansubrosa

2 minutes ago, dansubrosa said:

If we go out tonight, it’s not all doom and gloom, we’ve got FA cup final coming up!

Double the misery!

53 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Don’t forget to make a drunken purchase of one Chelsea third shirt while you’re off your nut...  

I won't forget when I'm comatose

1 minute ago, sonic90 said:

Double the misery!

Let’s pretend for a second we’re in the final... Imagine being an Arsenal supporter.

They potentially could watch us win the CL, or watch City win it before they do. 

Then they could be watching their team lose to Man United in Europa final!

A bit off topic does anyone know how to get a miserable 2 year old cat to stop trying to attack kittens?

@Munkworth

@Malta Blue

This is all that truly matters tonight.

 

27 minutes ago, Amputechture said:

@Munkworth

@Malta Blue

This is all that truly matters tonight.

 

There must be Twitter scouts in here learning about what fans actually need to know pre match. You should of tagged @Valerie in aswel though....she needs to know

Edited May 5, 20215 yr by Malta Blue

Big game on today ?

Not if you are the pathetic woke editor of the BBC Sports web pages ... the top 14 stories on the page at 17h45 ... and Chelsea vs Real Madrid isn't one of them LOL. Just some lip service in the Footy Scores/Fitxures at top right ...

 

1 hour ago, Boyne said:

Great philosophy for tonight's game. From probably the United Kingdom's finest general of World War Two.

Some will know that I am very interested in military history.

I love it but I feel there is room for improvement, I would change "hit" to 'kick', "where it hurts him most" to 'in the bollox' and add 'then run away giggling' at the end

35 minutes ago, Amputechture said:

@Munkworth

@Malta Blue

This is all that truly matters tonight.

 

All nerves are out the window now.