We have a lot of work to do here.

Venezia are in talks to sign defender Zak Sturge from Chelsea's Under-21s.

There is loan and permanent transfer interest in Carney Chukwuemeka, Angelo Gabriel, Harvey Vale, Alex Matos and Billy Gee. . . .From who?
. . . and Burton Albion hope to complete a season-long loan move for striker Ronnie Stutter.

Chalobah? maybe Atlanta?

 

There appears to be little interest in Ben Chilwell. . . Brentford?

As per thread title.

The owners need to f**k off. 

17 minutes ago, Kev56 said:

As per thread title.

The owners need to f**k off. 

But who will organise the All-Star Game?

3 hours ago, SimonH said:

I’m just sitting here praying that Newcastle make an offer for one of the Monaco muppets. Please! 

Palace just announced that Guehi is staying with them ... so keep it up !

1 hour ago, TheCeleryKing said:

We have a lot of work to do here.

Venezia are in talks to sign defender Zak Sturge from Chelsea's Under-21s.

There is loan and permanent transfer interest in Carney Chukwuemeka, Angelo Gabriel, Harvey Vale, Alex Matos and Billy Gee. . . .From who?
. . . and Burton Albion hope to complete a season-long loan move for striker Ronnie Stutter.

Chalobah? maybe Atlanta?

 

 

Zak Sturge is probably not the next one after Lukaku we most desperately want to get rid of.

Edited August 30, 20241 yr by Valerie

Petrovic loan to Strasbourg now confirmed

https://www.chelseafc.com/en/news/article/djordje-petrovic-completes-loan-switch 

He becomes our SEVENTH GK on loan LOL, with Bergstrom presumably to follow as #8 later on today.

We'll be laying off some of our army of GK coaches soon I imagine 🙂 

Edited August 30, 20241 yr by Sexyfootball

Still think Petrovic is better than the goalies we kept...

Jorgensen flapping at the ball last night is graved into my brain

Chelsea Financial Club

Aka Banter F.C

4 minutes ago, BordeauxBlue said:

Still think Petrovic is better than the goalies we kept...

Jorgensen flapping at the ball last night is graved into my brain

All of them are surpassed by Mamardashvili in my book ... he's the guy we should have signed.

5 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

All of them are surpassed by Mamardashvili in my book ... he's the guy we should have signed.

Completely agree in terms of shot stopping. 

I don't know much about his other qualities though 

Just now, BordeauxBlue said:

Completely agree in terms of shot stopping. 

I don't know much about his other qualities though 

Yes I'm a bit old school, and making saves is what I want from my GK. The outfield players are the ones to do the nice passing through the lines.

On 28/08/2024 at 18:39, WhiteWall said:

It's great watching that clown Darmesh Sheth going through the Sancho, Sterling and Osimhen deals as if this is exclusive breaking news, explaining it all to us. You're a week behind the rest of the country you mindless oaf.

I  like  the  way  he  speaks  slowly, so that  we hang  on  his  every  word. 

What a buffoon.

On 26/08/2024 at 04:54, Sexyfootball said:

Still 17 to sell/loan I reckon ... 

GK: Kepa, Bergstrom, Petrovic

DEF: Chalobah, Chilwell, possibly one of Disasi/Badiashile

MID: Casadei, Matos

ATT MID: Sterling, Chukwuemeka, Vale, Anjorin, Angelo Gabriel

FWD: Lukaku, Broja, D.Fofana, Washington

 

Hopefully sign a striker and a centre back.

Lukaku, Kepa (loan), Petrovic (loan), Anjorin, Washington gone, Broja looking likely on loan now too. Can see Matos and Bergstrom getting lower league loans. The rest I  think will stay.

Ok, so it’s gone 11 and there are still two hours of transfer news if the paperwork has gone through on time but details need finalising. f**k it, I’m going to sleep!

Going to be a crowded reserve/U21 training ground…

So as the dust clears, 9 of those out of favour would seem still to be with us (10 if you include Kellyman) : 

Chukwuemeka, Casadei, Chilwell, Washington, D.Fofana, Angelo, Matos, Bergstrom, Vale, (Kellyman)

 

40 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

So as the dust clears, 9 of those out of favour would seem still to be with us (10 if you include Kellyman) : 

Chukwuemeka, Casadei, Chilwell, Washington, D.Fofana, Angelo, Matos, Bergstrom, Vale, (Kellyman)

 

Yep. Another horrendous sh*t show of a window by the complete w**kers we have in charge now. 

Neto the highlight of the incoming who, exciting as he is, is made of glass. We also now have an entitled brat that will drag us through the banter headlines within a month.

We pursued a player all summer who would never join a mid table ambition club paying minimum wage.  But everyone got excited because Mikel had a hard on and the guru Ornstein pinned a tweet. Yep, fingers on the pulse.

The only player of not we shifted was Lukaku but as our immovable Sporting Directors stipulated only for his £38m release clause.  Yeah, £25m. The rest were either simple loans that they made hard work of, selling players to ourselves, which they failed to do and then the master coup of us telling Raheem Sterling he'll get no minutes here and then us paying Arsenal a lump of his wages to take him for no fee.

What a project this is. Project Clusterf*ck.

Eghbali and the other greasy fcker, take your idiots Winstanley and Stewart and fck off.

3 hours ago, Sexyfootball said:

So as the dust clears, 9 of those out of favour would seem still to be with us (10 if you include Kellyman) : 

Chukwuemeka, Casadei, Chilwell, Washington, D.Fofana, Angelo, Matos, Bergstrom, Vale, (Kellyman)

 

Even I didn’t think they would mess up this badly, at the very worse I expected all these guys to be playing championship football. 

We do still have 2 foreign loan spots and the windows for Germany, Turkey, etc are still open so I imagine one goes to Chucky and the others have a battle royale for the last spot.

18 hours ago, Sexyfootball said:

Yes I'm a bit old school, and making saves is what I want from my GK. The outfield players are the ones to do the nice passing through the lines.

You're a dinosaur.

I prefer it when they literally dive out the way like Sanchez did for that Wolves goal.

Conte buying Scotlands midfield was not something I expected...

3 minutes ago, dkw said:

Conte buying Scotlands midfield was not something I expected...

Nor me. Gilmour, especially, doesn't fit the Conte M.O. if history is anything to go by.

Turkish and Saudi windows are still open... Could we still shift some deadwood?

48 minutes ago, Remodez said:

We do still have 2 foreign loan spots and the windows for Germany, Turkey, etc are still open so I imagine one goes to Chucky and the others have a battle royale for the last spot.

Germany is closed...all top 5 european leagues were on the same day I believe. Just different times.

21 minutes ago, Gordon Bennett said:

Turkish and Saudi windows are still open... Could we still shift some deadwood?

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