We made a decision not to start Acheampong tonight. We made a decision to start Sarr instead, an [as close as you can be in this sport to being] objectively worse player with worse prospects.

One player doesn’t make an utter c**t with no redeeming qualities look clever if he does well. The other does. Guess which is which.

For the record, if I were a parliamentarian, and I were given the choice to vote on the following law: “It is the position of this house that all persons involved in private equity will be killed immediately,” I would vote AYE.

DELAP BIGGEST MISS OF ALL TIME

What just happened?

Delap has the movement of a Sloth.

2 minutes ago, BluesPower said:

Full Timo

Delap has just gone full Morata!

What the f**k is going on

Delap outdid himself there

That should seal Delaps Chelsea career

That's absolutely horrendous from Delap. Already thought he was terrible but that's next level.

Just now, Scott Harris said:

Delap has the movement of a Sloth.

One of the worst centre forwards we have ever had. Throw back to the 80s.

He should have just put it in the net rather than stopping.

Should sub delap now how the f**k did he not score

Has there ever been a footballer that has made it to such a high level just because of their dad? and his dad wasn't even that good either.

I think we’ll win this one easily. They look terrible defensively

Delap is worse than Robert fleck

Looks like the Comedy club are up front and the back today…

Well done Liam Delap, a player identified by people employed directly by private equity geniuses to identify good or good-value footballers as a suitable £30m striker for Chelsea FC.

Oh Garnacho, that was pathetic.

Delap had every chance to make sure the ball was in the back of the net but chose to look at the referee. That's just stupid.

This ref is giving us nothing because we are premier league pussies. So we are going to have to grow a collective pair and get in amongst them. No more of this half arsed diving to the floor.

Now we have Garnacho resorting to diving & making snow angels

1 minute ago, Aussie79 said:

Delap is worse than Robert fleck

Worse then trevor Aylott

I like Delap and was glad we signed him, however it’s looking likely that he won’t make the step up.

How are Delap and Garnacho playing for Chelsea. Both are absolutely shocking.

Maybe Hernan Crespo fancies one last chance at settling in London?