Feeling in a masochistic mood, I looked up our November results since 2010. Excuse the formatting:

P.........W.........D......... L .........F...........A .........PTS

17........6..........4..........7..........21.........23.........22/51

3 November 2010 Spartak W4 – 1 H

7 November 2010 Liverpool L0 - 2 A

10 November 2010 Fulham W1 – 0 H

14 November 2010 Sunderland L0 – 3 H

20 November 2010 Birmingham City L0 – 1 A

23 November 2010 Slovakia Žilina W2 – 1 A

28 November 2010 Newcastle United D1 – 1 A

1 November 2011 Genk Belgium D1 – 1 A

5 November 2011 Blackburn Rovers W1 = 0 A

20 November 2011 Liverpool L1 – 2 H

23 November 2011 Bayer Leverkusen L1 - 2 A

26 November 2011 Wolves W3 – 0 h

3 November 2012 Swansea City D1 – 1 A

7 November 2012 Shakhtar Donetsk W3 – 2 H

11 November 2012 Liverpool D1 – 1 H

17 November 2012 West Brom L1 – 2 A

20 November 2012 Juventus L0 – 3 A

Pitiful.

Awful reading. If we don't cut this out we won't be winning the prem again any time soon.

Cheer up, it's not over yet, Man City at the weekend.

Damn I wish we are in the group with Spartak and Slovakia Žilina this year, UEFA did a pretty good job putting us in a tough group, and FA done their bit to ensure we get f* over against United to start our slump.

Novmber is almost over, who we are playing next weekend?

UEFA did a pretty good job putting us in a tough group, and FA done their bit to ensure we get f* over against United to start our slump.

Yeah that's right. It's all Uefa and the FA's fault.

Next year I hope they let us tell them who we want to play and when.

Damn I wish we are in the group with Spartak and Slovakia Žilina this year, UEFA did a pretty good job putting us in a tough group, and FA done their bit to ensure we get f* over against United to start our slump.

Novmber is almost over, who we are playing next weekend?

Man City.

Damn I wish we are in the group with Spartak and Slovakia Žilina this year, UEFA did a pretty good job putting us in a tough group, and FA done their bit to ensure we get f* over against United to start our slump.

Novmber is almost over, who we are playing next weekend?

Man City.

What is it with november? This annual slump has merged its ugly head again and has well and truly derailed our positive start. 9 days until december....roll on!

December hasnt been too kind to us over the last few years either.

There's bad Novembers and then there's bad Novembers.

This was a bad November.

1 defeat and Chelsea implode, it's pathetic

There's bad Novembers and then there's bad Novembers.

This was a bad November.

No, this was a Rafa november.

If you’re the FSW then this November has been an exceptional one

I blame Backbiter for starting this thread ..

I blame Backbiter for starting this thread ..

To be fair he did create it at the end of the month so we can't really blame him

Good news it that tomorrow is December. BRING IT ON DECEMBER!

To be fair he did create it at the end of the month so we can't really blame him

RdM was still in charge when I started it, so I suppose you can blame me for his sacking, the arrival of the FSW, the abysmal form we have shown since and the points we have dropped.

That time of year again ..

Thanks.

Cheers, saves me looking at my calendar.I hate calendars.

Remember, remember, we're sh*t in November.

 

We won every game in October, and November looks easier on paper. 

 

Newcastle (A), Schalke (H), West Brom (H), West Ham (A), Basel (A).  The busy December period where we usually labour also looks straightforward, with only Arsenal (A) and Liverpool (H) standing out before the new year.  We've got a damn international before West Ham away though.

This was our November form under Mourinho during his previous spell:

 

2004/05
02 Nov 2004 CSKA Moscow A W 1-0 (Robben)
06 Nov 2004 Everton     H W 1-0 (Robben)
10 Nov 2004 Newcastl(LC)A W 2-0 (Gudjohnsen, Robben)
13 Nov 2004 Fulham      A W 4-1 (Gallas, Gudjohnsen, Duff, Lampard)
20 Nov 2004 Bolton      H D 2-2 (Duff, Tiago)
24 Nov 2004 PSG         H D 0-0
27 Nov 2004 Charlton    A W 4-0 (Duff, Terry x2, Gudjohnsen)
30 Nov 2004 Fulham (LC) A W 2-1 (Duff, Lampard)

2005/06
01 Nov 2005 Real Betis  A L 1-0
06 Nov 2005 Man Utd     A L 1-0
19 Nov 2005 Newcastle   H W 3-0 (Cole, Crespo, Duff)
23 Nov 2005 Anderlecht  A W 2-0 (Crespo, Carvalho)
26 Nov 2005 Portsmouth  A W 2-0 (Crespo, Lampard)

2006/07
05 Nov 2006 Tottenham   A L 2-1 (Makelele)
08 Nov 2006 Villa (LC)  H W 4-0 (Lampard, Shevchenko, Essien, Drogba)
11 Nov 2006 Watford     H W 4-0 (Drogba x3, Shevchenko)
18 Nov 2006 West Ham    H W 1-0 (Geremi)
22 Nov 2006 Werder Brem A L 1-0
26 Nov 2006 Man Utd     A D 1-1 (Carvalho)
29 Nov 2006 Bolton      A W 1-0 (Ballack)

 

In total:

P.........W.........D......... L .........F...........A .........PTS
20........13.........3..........4..........35.........10.........42/60

Forget all the past sh*t stats...this november is gonna be fireworks for chelsea from start to finish

Nah we'll be fine. We've got Jose back and Torres is back in form. Let's not panic. All is good.

Bring it