19 minutes ago, Chelsbear said:

They don't read the article or the so called quotes. They simply see a headline in some bottom feeder sport site and instantly start calling him all the names under the sun.

It's sheer blind hatred that I'll never understand.

If you have respect for Mourinho and what he did for Chelsea you should go and support Utd. Maybe if you bite at everything Mourinho says your a fan of Wenger and should go and support Arsenal 

Can anyone point me to the "scandalous" article?

I'm glad to hear that Jose. I'm also 100% chelsea.

Of course he is....he's their bloody manager

Were you wanting him to say I am 95% Chelsea and 5% United?

You must be at it....

Edited January 23, 20179 yr by Chelsbear

4 hours ago, Ivanov87 said:

..........................some rambling stuff.......................... Am I supposed to ignore all that and be civil because he did well here? ..........................some more self-justification...................................

No, you are supposed to ignore that and be civil because it is the adult thing to do and because we are no longer in the school playground where we break up with our best friend because he said we smell of wee.

17 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

where we break up with our best friend because he said we smell of wee.

I told you that in confidence damn you.....

pretty difficult to keep it in confidence when the aroma so fully surrounds you!

2 hours ago, yorkleyblue said:

pretty difficult to keep it in confidence when the aroma so fully surrounds you!

I`m eating loads of brocolli to see if that helps....I dont think its working.

Asparagus is what you need, fragrant AND colourful!

19 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

Asparagus is what you need, fragrant AND colourful!

I had some asparagus soup at the weekend and my wee pretty much smelt of, um asparagus.

Always gets me that. Why asparagus? It's the same with sugar puffs (the wee smells of sugar puffs - not asparagus)!!

 

@Nibs Here is a surprisingly interesting article on the subject:

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140818-mystery-of-asparagus-and-urine

12 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

@Nibs Here is a surprisingly interesting article on the subject:

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140818-mystery-of-asparagus-and-urine

"A bower of aromatic perfume"

I wouldn't go quite that far!

 

Good work though Plokks. Now find me something similar regarding Sugar Puffs.

14 minutes ago, Nibs said:

"A bower of aromatic perfume"

I wouldn't go quite that far!

 

Good work though Plokks. Now find me something similar regarding Sugar Puffs.

What do you expect from Proust?

 

I could only find this regarding Sugar Puffs (and it's from the Sun, so it could be nonsense):

"Puffed wheat creates a strong malty odour in urine, and [...] gives wee a similar smell to the original food."

Sugar puffs , asparagus and broccoli for tea it is.

Don't forget the pickled onions for that extra fartness.  ( I woke myself up during the night with a fart of Krakatoa proportions - several pickled onions yesterday!)

 

4 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

Don't forget the pickled onions for that extra fartness.  ( I woke myself up during the night with a fart of Krakatoa proportions - several pickled onions yesterday!)

 

 

Were they Barry Norman's? I had a number of those over Christmas and they had a similar effect on me (in fact ANYTHING with onion in seems to cause a bit of havoc these days - much to the wife's annoyance!)

 

They weren't Bazza's, I think they are Gardners or something like that.  V powerful rectal juju!  I think your wife and mine might have a great deal in common :)

 

I made some chilli and balsamic pickled onions for Xmas, they were bloody lovely. And very potent....

I'll wait for my jar to turn up in the post!

Post office would quarantine them probably 

Mourinho is just a miserable bore. We have a much better replacement. Hope Conte shouts in his face to f**k right off if he comes near him again. 

I was watching the highlight of the famous Steve Gerrard slip up game last night, and I reckon that was the best win Jose pulled off in his second term with us. That team Jose put on had Schawzer in goal, Kalas/Ivanovic in defence, Legendary Mikel in midfield, and f* Salah on the wing. That slip up over shadowed how well we played, we created good chances, and their best striker only had a couple of half chances on goal in the second half. Whatever the game plan set out, or whatever the motivational speech he gave, they worked wonder with the players. I just don't remember another against the odds performance from a Jose team after that, maybe his motivational speech just couldn't get through to players anymore, and he hasn't really adapted to the new tactical changes. I'm sure he will give us a good game at OT, it will probably be the game he wants to win the most for the rest of this season.

 

 

20 minutes ago, icecoolguy22 said:

I was watching the highlight of the famous Steve Gerrard slip up game last night, and I reckon that was the best win Jose pulled off in his second term with us. That team Jose put on had Schawzer in goal, Kalas/Ivanovic in defence, Legendary Mikel in midfield, and f* Salah on the wing. That slip up over shadowed how well we played, we created good chances, and their best striker only had a couple of half chances on goal in the second half. Whatever the game plan set out, or whatever the motivational speech he gave, they worked wonder with the players. I just don't remember another against the odds performance from a Jose team after that, maybe his motivational speech just couldn't get through to players anymore, and he hasn't really adapted to the new tactical changes. I'm sure he will give us a good game at OT, it will probably be the game he wants to win the most for the rest of this season.

That season had loads of great moments; I know we didn't win anything but it's definitely one I'll remember for ages:

 

- Eto'o's hat trick against Man Utd

- Beating Tottenham 4-0

- Beating Arsenal 6-0

- Beating PSG at the death

- No longer being managed by Benitez

On 23/01/2017 at 12:20, Bobbywoodhogan said:

I don't see how he's been a failure, he's not in the top 4 but he's on the verge of a cup final and into the knockout stages of the Europa League. If that's failure then what the hell were we last season.

Honestly this hatred towards the man is quite frankly pathetic and down right childish. Seems to me some of you care more about Mourinho failing than Chelsea doing well.

We were a failure and an embarrassment spared  by Leicester.  Only difference is we didn't have the most expensive squad in the league with a 90m rated midfielder. 

And I think it's very easy to want Mourinho to fail and Chelsea to succeed simultaneously. It only takes a split second of thought. 

Edited January 25, 20179 yr by KonaKai Blue

11 hours ago, stevo said:

Mourinho is just a miserable bore. We have a much better replacement. Hope Conte shouts in his face to f**k right off if he comes near him again. 

Hope not. Let's just say I would be very dissapointed in Conte if he acts like him.