1 hour ago, ForeverCarefree said:

Only been in England for a day and already reached more cup finals than Harry Kane.

Not quite, Kane started the 2015 EFL Cup final...

Fond memories.

 

14 hours ago, Gol15 said:

Maybe it's wrong but I find it hilarious that some Italians are doing jokes on Higuain because of some cookie thing that he had in his hand on some picture, I just found out about it 

 

 

Jesus, not even @Munkworth could make memes this bad.

Great seeing him celebrate last night. Looked genuinely happy. 

Althoughg last night again highlighted our need for an in form striker. 

14 hours ago, Gol15 said:

Maybe it's wrong but I find it hilarious that some Italians are doing jokes on Higuain because of some cookie thing that he had in his hand on some picture, I just found out about it 

 

 

I've just searched on Google for famous Italian comedians. It couldn't find any, now I know why. 

41 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

Jesus, not even @Munkworth could make memes this bad.

Excuse me, my memes are top quality. It’s not my fault they’re tier 9 memes and they’re too much for your little tier 1 mind to comprehend.

I’ll give you until the end of the day to apologise before I report you to the mods for this blasphemy. 

19 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Excuse me, my memes are top quality. It’s not my fault they’re tier 9 memes and they’re too much for your little tier 1 mind to comprehend.

I’ll give you until the end of the day to apologise before I report you to the mods for this blasphemy. 

Your memes are the Jorginho of memes, only the hyper intelligent get them.... 

48 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Excuse me, my memes are top quality. It’s not my fault they’re tier 9 memes and they’re too much for your little tier 1 mind to comprehend.

I’ll give you until the end of the day to apologise before I report you to the mods for this blasphemy. 

A memelord like myself would never apologise to a normie.

4 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

A memelord like myself would never apologise to a normie.

You spelled muppet incorrectly

3 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

You spelled muppet incorrectly

You spelled underappreciated footballing genius incorrectly. 

Oh, I think you have exactly the correct amount of appreciation given your limited football knowledge :)

Not a fan, but happy we finally sorted something out, and he couldn't do worse. He must be pretty positive from what he has seen, just need to stay up front and make his money off passes from Hazard/Pedro/Kante etc.

10 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

Oh, I think you have exactly the correct amount of appreciation given your limited football knowledge :)

If the Higuain deal works out i'm convinced i have one of the greatest footballing minds of this generation. I called Emerson being class. I called Morata being sh*t. I called RLC being one of our best players. I give it 10 years before i'm coaching at professional level, likely the premier league.

Well one out of three correct so far, so yes, you could say you are better than the average pundit, you should be on Motd or the BT Soccer Show or something. 

I really do hope you are right about Emerson and RLC,  but the jury is still out on Emerson and RLC's back yet might stop him achieving his full potential.  But I do agree that Emerson should get a run in the team to see if last night was truly representative of his skills, or if his previous outings against lower level opposition are more representative.

Golazo Higuain

8 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

you are better than the average pundit, you should be on Motd or the BT Soccer Show or something. 

I'll take that

I've had confirmation that Higuain will be great for us: he got slammed by the same Dutch pundit that slammed Zola when we bought him 

1 hour ago, yorkleyblue said:

Well one out of three correct so far, so yes, you could say you are better than the average pundit, you should be on Motd or the BT Soccer Show or something. ?

I really do hope you are right about Emerson and RLC,  but the jury is still out on Emerson and RLC's back yet might stop him achieving his full potential.  But I do agree that Emerson should get a run in the team to see if last night was truly representative of his skills, or if his previous outings against lower level opposition are more representative.

 

1 hour ago, RIP Mourinho said:

I'll take selectively edit that to make it look more positive that it did  originally

 

You said it, YB. I'm good enough to be a pundit. 

Yep.because even a piss-poor success ratio of 33% is better than some drunk geordie or that twat Jenas.  I'd put you on a par with Danny Murphy or merson.  That's the level you've displayed so far.

 

(I just realised , the use of the word "drunk" in front of the word "geordie" was superfluous.  They're all drunks)

Edited January 25, 20197 yr by yorkleyblue

100% success ratio. I've only ever once been wrong. That's when I thought i was wrong, but was actually right.

1 hour ago, yorkleyblue said:

Yep.because even a piss-poor success ratio of 33% is better than some drunk geordie or that twat Jenas.  I'd put you on a par with Danny Murphy or merson.  That's the level you've displayed so far.

 

(I just realised , the use of the word "drunk" in front of the word "geordie" was superfluous.  They're all drunks)

Now don't be getting all Geordieist on us! ;)

21 hours ago, Ballack & Blu said:

Its a good job Lennon and McCartney don't make music any more, work of genius

If he became a scorer of a lot of goals, we could nick Joy divisions LWTUAA, with simply

Gon-Gonzalo higuain...again

5 hours ago, dkw said:

I've just searched on Google for famous Italian comedians. It couldn't find any, now I know why. 

I guess me & Gonzalo have something in common - we both like nutella - Who knew?

6 hours ago, JM7 said:

Great seeing him celebrate last night. Looked genuinely happy. 

Althoughg last night again highlighted our need for an in form striker. 

Probably why he was so excited - "Looks at all these goals i'm going to score"