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Romelu Lukaku back to Chelsea - and gone again!

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Every single Chelsea fan was willing him to be terrible yesterday and man alive he didn't disappoint us. By the end of the game I was holding my sides in laughter the only time he hit the target was when he punched the dugout.

2 hours ago, bluehaze said:

Every single Chelsea fan was willing him to be terrible yesterday and man alive he didn't disappoint us. By the end of the game I was holding my sides in laughter the only time he hit the target was when he punched the dugout.

The only thing is he is on our payrole........... no lucrative loans fees now assuming there ever was..

2 hours ago, bluehaze said:

Every single Chelsea fan was willing him to be terrible yesterday and man alive he didn't disappoint us. By the end of the game I was holding my sides in laughter the only time he hit the target was when he punched the dugout.

Knowing Lukaku, he probably broke his hand doing that.

I had some saying to me that I must feel a little sorry for him when he was crying, but I don't. His whole career he has had an ego undeserving of his achievements. He's flopped in so many big moments and he still demands that everybody put him on the same level of actual great players. If he was a bit more humble, then maybe I would feel sorry for him.

Put all the emotions aside, just to show a player with poor techniques could only get this far at the top level. The infamous poor Lukaku first touch showed up at the biggest stage of football, it's quite amazing he got this far in his career without ever addressing it.

3 hours ago, icecoolguy22 said:

Put all the emotions aside, just to show a player with poor techniques could only get this far at the top level. The infamous poor Lukaku first touch showed up at the biggest stage of football, it's quite amazing he got this far in his career without ever addressing it.

The best comedic first touch ever was him chesting it down 3yards straight to the keeper at the 90th minute. 

"People should put me on the same level as Benzema" he says 🤣🤣🤣

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  • 3 weeks later...
On 02/12/2022 at 08:44, bluehaze said:

Every single Chelsea fan was willing him to be terrible yesterday and man alive he didn't disappoint us. By the end of the game I was holding my sides in laughter the only time he hit the target was when he punched the dugout.

And yet we paid a fortune for him and he's STILL on our books !. I bet everyone else was holding their sides with laughter when he was in a Chelsea shirt too. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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There is your mainstriker back again. 30 min against Porto.  Did more then Havert in a match. Cheaper option and if nobody buy him then we have to use him.👏🏽

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16 hours ago, Gcgoal2012 said:

There is your mainstriker back again. 30 min against Porto.  Did more then Havert in a match. Cheaper option and if nobody buy him then we have to use him.👏🏽

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Every time this clown does the basics of football we get posts like this, embarrassing.

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2 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Looks like we have our number 9 back next season...inters CEO has said he is coming back here next season....

@Argocan Enzo make Lukaku actually useful?

Maybe Enzo will be the new one to blame when Rom is tripping over the ball (the very few times he has it) while refusing to run or press.

@OriginalS, @Gcgoal2012 or @Hallshould be able to shed further light.

Just now, Sconnie Blue said:

He'll need to take a massive wage cut if he wants his move. 

Considering what Potter's done with Aubameyang I reckon Lukaku will be playing with the reserves. 

Yeah think he will be Bogarded. An massively expensive mistake but even of we offered him out of free I don't see anyone agreeing to match his wages.

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Does this egomaniac genuinely believe one good game invalidates all his deserved critisism?

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Utter insult to Eden Hazard that he's took his shirt aswell.

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1 hour ago, Argo said:

Does this egomaniac genuinely believe one good game invalidates all his deserved critisism?

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Utter insult to Eden Hazard that he's took his shirt aswell.

Talk is us and PEA are both happy to mutually terminate his contract in the summer, so Roms 9 will be free again.

18 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Talk is us and PEA are both happy to mutually terminate his contract in the summer, so Roms 9 will be free again.

I’d rather see it given to Broja. Give Rom 99 so he can dream about ice cream cones…

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