Brazilians man... 

ugliest man in football tripping over his own body parts....certainly no foul from wes

Come on lamps...stick or twist, let's see it

The movement in the box from the Madrid players on that set piece is something else we don't have - our coaching must be really poor

If only we still had Giroud

that more like it James

Good to see Raheem has proper hair again....rather than the school braids of recent weeks

Pretty close James being sent off.

Lampard can't have much faith in our attackers if he isn't playing any of them 

This game was clearly written by Molière - which of our players best fits the role of the plucky valet who wins in the end?

FFS

What the f**k!!!!

WTF are you doing Kovacic??

120 million dollar corner, right there. 

9 hours ago, ozboy said:

I wish lampard had said in his presser “I’m useless as a manager,the players are even worse and could score of there were no opponents” “real are far superior in every position”. “We are going to get thrashed, don’t bother turning up” etc

then maybe they would be over confident and we would be motivated to prove to the press he was wrong. 

I reckon Todd Boehly f**ked us over saying we were going to win 3-0. 

Madrid must have been quaking in their boots and realised they had to put in a performance of the century. 

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

This game was clearly written by Molière - which of our players best fits the role of the plucky valet who wins in the end?

Nope. It's shakespeare, a tragedy. 

f**k. 

whats with all these awful set pieces

Heroic header there from Gallagher

1 minute ago, enigma said:

Lampard can't have much faith in our attackers if he isn't playing any of them 

We haven't got any,  thats been the problem all season.

Militao red. f**kin has to be

OFF OFF OFF OFF!!! LOL

that is second yellow but bot for Real

i'd like Mount on for Kova and Mudryk for Gallagher

No VAR???