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Pedro Neto *Official*

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15 minutes ago, Zeta said:

So I guess now that jim has finally stopped going on about Jackson, this is the new thing this season? You and Neto? What a tiresome place this is becoming.

We must strive for greatness

56 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

You lot are missing the most important stat.

He's in the 31st percentile for his cross completion rate. He's just a spammer of crosses that rarely finds someone.

I'm no mathematical genius, but surely there is something off with those numbers. His cross completion rate is listed as 351% with 488 successful crosses out of 139 attempts.

Even more surprising that that's seen as only 31st percentile. I think we can agree all those numbers are completely incorrect.

47 minutes ago, Shweaves said:

I'm no mathematical genius, but surely there is something off with those numbers. His cross completion rate is listed as 351% with 488 successful crosses out of 139 attempts.

Even more surprising that that's seen as only 31st percentile. I think we can agree all those numbers are completely incorrect.

Only explanation is that rate is summing up his cross completion rate for every game thus far this season.

I think the 31st percentile matches the eye test for the season. We are talking about a player who went 0/15 crosses against Napoli the other day.

1 hour ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Only explanation is that rate is summing up his cross completion rate for every game thus far this season.

I think the 31st percentile matches the eye test for the season. We are talking about a player who went 0/15 crosses against Napoli the other day.

Against Pafos* (even worse)

14 hours ago, Zeta said:

So I guess now that jim has finally stopped going on about Jackson, this is the new thing this season? You and Neto? What a tiresome place this is becoming.

He is a tiresome troll. He still found a way to criticise Neto in the Garnacho thread, after Garnacho's shocker against West Ham. But, yes I have called him out before. He just splurts the same rubbish and thinks he is being funny.

2 hours ago, STATS said:

He is a tiresome troll. He still found a way to criticise Neto in the Garnacho thread, after Garnacho's shocker against West Ham. But, yes I have called him out before. He just splurts the same rubbish and thinks he is being funny.

Criticising Garnacho is acceptable, critcising Neto is not.

Got it, must have missed these rules when logging in.

Cracking strike for the first goal.

The second was lucky but still he put in a good delivery - nearly happened from another corner too.

I really liked some of his interplay. He was a lot more central and there was a great 1-2 with delap for the third. Deserved hat trick.

Hopefully he and Delap can build on today's performance and link up and bring it to the premier league. All well and good doing it against Hull, let's take it up a notch.

  • 3 weeks later...

Couldn't care less if this twat never played for the club again. He's not even good at anything, he just runs fast. Football is washed if players that are good at nothing can make it to this level. Go to the Championship or League One and stat pad against the likes of Hull.

Lomba AGAIN let’s us down when it matters. Hat trick against Hull and fingers in the ears then goes and drops a monumental stinker accompanied with a red card when the game is there for us. THE single worst winger this football club has ever employed.

14 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Lomba AGAIN let’s us down when it matters. Hat trick against Hull and fingers in the ears then goes and drops a monumental stinker accompanied with a red card when the game is there for us. THE single worst winger this football club has ever employed.

Embarrassing celebration, it always reminds me of Maguire's celebration for England against Albania. Players that think they are better than they are, pretend they pay no attention to the noise, celebrating like they proved everybody wrong. Weak players, saw a lot of them playing for Arsenal and Liverpool in the Roman days and mocked them relentlessly, now it's the type of player we sign and make undroppable.

Absolute idiot. Cost us the game. I was literally screaming whilst watching the game “do not slide” and he did that. Why would you slide when Martinelli was not necessarily getting away from you. Stupid. Seems our players want to take it in turns to decide whose dumb and dumber.

1 minute ago, axman2526 said:

Wait, he laughed after being sent off as well?

Anyone still does not believe we have an attitude issue in the club from top to bottom?

No, it wasn’t really a laugh. Just Twitter making things worse than it actually is.

That doesn’t change how much of a twat he is though.

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