Oh... I bloody hope not! apparently he would be interested in the job if carlo is given the boot....Roman, please listen - Millions of others would also be interested, no need for that muppet. The only good thing is that he is used to getting the best from torres

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/apr/22/chelsea-rafael-benitez-carlo-ancelotti

Thoughts?

f**king no chance, only if we want to end up like Liverpool.

No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Fortunately that article only reports FatRafa's interest in taking over from CA, but doesn't attempt any Lipton-style fabrication of a source within the club who has the tiniest interest in seeing him come here.

If there were the slightest hint that RA had lost his marbles and was thinking of employing the overweight waiter, I'd expect the supporters to take action the way theu did when Bates was considering letting George Graham take over from Hoddle.

I was worried until I saw it was The Guardian.

if there was a choice between carlo or a fat spanish dullard to be in charge next season, i'd go with carlo and i',m pretty confident that 99.999999% of chelsea fans will feel the same

if there was a choice between carlo or a fat spanish dullard to be in charge next season, i'd go with carlo and i',m pretty confident that 99.999999% of chelsea fans will feel the same

Absolutely!

No way do I want to see the fat waiter as manager here... No, no, no, no, no.

I want him here.......

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Worst manager ever. Falls out with everyone, for some bizarre reasons doesnt play players who are on form. No F'N chance. Keep Carlo I dont want him to go

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But seriously: LOL.

No. I'd rather have another hole in my ar*e.

(What worries me is I said that when we were rumoured to be interested in Torres)

(.... and no - I haven't ! :blush: )

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I know this is a rumour, but it'd be a huge mistake if the cub were to entertain this idea. His record of playing the victim and signing terrible players don't exactly shine him in good light. I do suppose if he were interviewing he could tell the board that "well, I beat your current manager in a CL final!"

But to hear that "facht" sh*t coming from a Chelsea press conference....I shudder

Right the comment where i said i wanted him was a joke but on a serious note, if godforbid he does come, would that bring the best out of torres?

Right the comment where i said i wanted him was a joke but on a serious note, if godforbid he does come, would that bring the best out of torres?

That would be sacrificing the good of the club for the hopefull resurgence of a players form! I think Torres is going to come good despite who is the manager

He ruined Liverpool quite spectacularly. He then took a treble winning Inter and imploded them within six months. If he came here we'd be in the relegation zone before December. I'd wager you could give Rafa Barca's squad and he'd find a way to f**k it up.

There's only one benefit of having Benitez, he's coached Torres before.

But everything else about this rumour puts a sour taste in my mouth. As has been pointed out he ruined successful Liverpool and Inter Milan teams, he's an egotist and he rotates players who are in form out of his teams for no good reason . He always buys players on the cheap even when there's money. He never learnt the importance of quality over quantity, he was the perfect scouser always robbing cheap knock-offs never the real deal.

I know I've been very critical of Grant in the past, and Ancelotti this season, but if that fat pseudo-scouse w*nker comes to the Bridge that'll be me finished with Chelsea. I'll still love the club, and I'll have my memories from down the years, but there's no way I could follow a team with that c*nt in charge - it'd be like Neil Lennon taking over at Ibrox!

Right the comment where i said i wanted him was a joke but on a serious note, if godforbid he does come, would that bring the best out of torres?

I'm pretty sure they fell out in Benitez's last season at Liverpool.

Also I could see roman going for him simply cause he's won the European Cup but please Roman no the guy is an awful manager. Stick with Carlo ffs one thing this club needs is stability, if Roman wants to bring someone in he should bring back Ray Wilkins.

After our thumping win over West Ham, a reporter asked Luiz what he thought about Rafa's comments on replacing Carlo and whether he'd welcome the fat Spanish waiter.

This was his singular response:

Would be the most expensive joke in history...... but what a joke it would be!

Dont think Roman has that twisted a sense of humor!

I know I've been very critical of Grant in the past, and Ancelotti this season, but if that fat pseudo-scouse w*nker comes to the Bridge that'll be me finished with Chelsea. I'll still love the club, and I'll have my memories from down the years, but there's no way I could follow a team with that c*nt in charge - it'd be like Neil Lennon taking over at Ibrox!

Can this go in quotes please or, more preferably as a text banner on the home page - say to the end of the next transfer window.

Thanks in advance.

Also I could see roman going for him simply cause he's won the European Cup but please Roman no the guy is an awful manager. Stick with Carlo ffs one thing this club needs is stability, if Roman wants to bring someone in he should bring back Ray Wilkins.

The media is going to run these stories from now till the day Carlo eventually gets the sack (whenever that is though I hope its not in the near future). A manager that can make European champions (Inter) look like an ordinary side must be bloody good at screwing up things and the state that we find ourselves in he may just ensure we're fighting for survival. An absolute joke from the media which I am sure has no truth to it. Move on !!