Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

The Shed End - Chelsea FC Forums

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Random Rumours

Featured Replies

Linked with Douglas Luiz on loan from Juve. Should have signed him in the summer when he moved for £42m to Juve. The KDH & Omari Kellyman fees would have more than covered his fee. Think he is quality, and can play the DM/Box2Box role perfectly. He offers us more control in the middle of the park, and is a goal threat going forward. 

4 hours ago, ducavis said:

Linked with Douglas Luiz on loan from Juve. Should have signed him in the summer when he moved for £42m to Juve. The KDH & Omari Kellyman fees would have more than covered his fee. Think he is quality, and can play the DM/Box2Box role perfectly. He offers us more control in the middle of the park, and is a goal threat going forward. 

Why would Juve loan him out though, is he not playing there?

2 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Seems like he comes off the bench mostly. 

I see City are also linked with him too. 

He is a city youth product I think?

 

1 hour ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Juve want loan with obligation. 

Makes sense for them, if Motta does not want him.

Does it make sense for us? Clearly PL proven, we need help now, and we cannot count on Lavia staying fit. 

Does a midfield 3 of Caicedo, Luiz and Santos look good long term, in your opinion?

49 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

Didn't we sign this Dibling kid once already and he went straight back home after like a week

https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1882077308988817637

 

Yep

Signed 11th August 2022 for £1.7m. Less than 3 weeks later back he went on "undisclosed" terms.

2 and a half years, 29 appearances (1,654 minutes) and 4 goals later he is apparently now worth £55m LOL.

Naturally he is currently out injured as well 🙂 

Piss?

Anyway my good pal sh*tty Phil tells me that this is all part of an elaborate money-laundering scheme cooked up by the "Krauts" that run Dibling's agency. The "Yanks" that run our club are natural criminals so were of course on board. (Believe me, he has connections at Southampton, he appeared on Le Tissier's anti-vax podcast, apparently the amount of cocaine lying around was like the PGMOL end-of-season party)

14 hours ago, WhiteWall said:

Didn't we sign this Dibling kid once already and he went straight back home after like a week

https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1882077308988817637

 

Yep, the club did the right thing by a young player who wasnt happy and basically cancelled the transfer, and its obviously helped him.

Also obviously this is because were the stupidest/worst club ever etc...

3 hours ago, dkw said:

Yep, the club did the right thing by a young player who wasnt happy and basically cancelled the transfer, and its obviously helped him.

Also obviously this is because were the stupidest/worst club ever etc...

If he did stay in our youth setup he'd probably make the odd sub appearance in a few Conference League matches and be seen as pure profit to the highest bidder.  But if we sign him for £55 million this window he's an instant squad player/starter.   The bizarre workings of the Clearlake money ball philosophy.

2 hours ago, DarkMata said:

If he did stay in our youth setup he'd probably make the odd sub appearance in a few Conference League matches and be seen as pure profit to the highest bidder.  But if we sign him for £55 million this window he's an instant squad player/starter.   The bizarre workings of the Clearlake money ball philosophy.

It's clearlake though is it, every top club is doing this because of the nonsense financial rules now which have made academy players easy money. 

37 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Linked with Reda Belahyane from Verona to replace Casadei. Defensive Mid. 

Hoping that means he replaces Santos at Strasbourg inevitably. 

Hmm if Bayern interest is geninue might be hard to sold on to Santos. 

Zinchenko looks like he’s leaving Arsenal this month.

I know he’s abit of a crybaby but he can play in midfield and full back, I imagine he’s cheap too, experienced.

Surely that’s better than going for some 14 year old? 

11 hours ago, dkw said:

Yep, the club did the right thing by a young player who wasnt happy and basically cancelled the transfer, and its obviously helped him.

Also obviously this is because were the stupidest/worst club ever etc...

Not sure what point you're trying to make. The reality is, as was mentioned above, we signed him for £1.7m before he returned home. He has since made a total of 29 senior appearances and apparently is now worth £55m. Regardless of whatever went before entertaining £55m for a lad with this level cv, is crazy, especially at this time and with the issues we have elsewhere.

22 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

Not sure what point you're trying to make. The reality is, as was mentioned above, we signed him for £1.7m before he returned home. He has since made a total of 29 senior appearances and apparently is now worth £55m. Regardless of whatever went before entertaining £55m for a lad with this level cv, is crazy, especially at this time and with the issues we have elsewhere.

Wasn't getting at you, more our social media f**kwits who have decided our owners are idiots for not holding a kid hostage.

Just now, dkw said:

Wasn't getting at you, more our social media f**kwits who have decided our owners are idiots for not holding a kid hostage.

Ah got you. I was going more down the line of the eye watering figures being quoted when we had the lad before for a fraction of the amount.

2 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

Ah got you. I was going more down the line of the eye watering figures being quoted when we had the lad before for a fraction of the amount.

To be honest mate I'm not even interested in costs anymore, it's just insane from top to bottom so none of it matters.

Create an account or sign in to comment

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.
Background Picker
Customize Layout

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.