So he's back is that what we're saying?

 

It's the wind, trust me. Once we develop a technological advancement in which we can control the weather, all of Torres shots will go in! He's not being back.

Edited February 28, 201313 yr by Erik

So he's back is that what we're saying?

He never went away!

He never went away!

 

Unfortunately. 

Unfortunately. 

Your obviously not in the mood for a torres love in after his goal last night. Some are hard to please

Your obviously not in the mood for a torres love in after his goal last night. Some are hard to please

 

Can't tell if being sarcastic or not.....GOD I hope you are being sarcastic!

Can't tell if being sarcastic or not.....GOD I hope you are being sarcastic!

Always one ain't there.........

Always one ain't there.........

 

Yeah and it's usually you.

Yeah and it's usually you.

Always nice to hear from you davey. Can you find me a time where I haven't been able to detect clear sarcasm in ones post?

Can you find me a time where I haven't been able to detect clear sarcasm in ones post?

 

I was just having a laugh with you.

 

Edit: You are the king at detecting sarcasm, everybody says so.

Edited February 28, 201313 yr by Davey Baby

I was just having a laugh with you.

 

Edit: You are the king at detecting sarcasm, everybody says so.

:)

I don't remember ever having said so....

Rafas true genius was shown in Torres goal against boro, what do you think he scribbles in his Jotter, Genius i tell ya....

So he's back is that what we're saying?

 

 

You didn't spell "his" correctly

You didn't spell "his" correctly

Just read that Jon Walters has the same amount of goals for Chelsea in 2013 as Torres. 2.

It's been bugging me for ages but I've finally realised what Fernando Torres' face reminds me of ..

 

A slapped arse.

I think I might actually hate him a bit.......

He earns around 700x what I earn. Life isn't fair.

Just read that Jon Walters has the same amount of goals for Chelsea in 2013 as Torres. 2.

John Walters has scored the same amount of goals in the league as Torres and Ba combined in 2013 for Chelsea.

After Barça in the semi final he is a legend, now he looks Chris Sutton and ten times worse.

I will never wish it on any of our players but when will he get injured for a while.Is it wrong to wish it?

Sorry mate Chris Sutton was a Chelsea footballing God compared to Torres.

 

Torres took the word PONY to a new dimension tonight. Jesus H Christ fella. Do yourself a favour.................... f**king retire!

 

There are no circumstances. None. No circumstances under which he should ever, ever, pull on Chelsea shirt again. Give f**king Feruz a chance. Play Moses up there. Nothing could be as dire as that performance tonight.

 

If he plays again, he deserves all the abuse he is gonna get.

 

Roman, take the 50 million hit. Admit you were wrong. Just give the bloke away for nothing.

Sorry mate Chris Sutton was a Chelsea footballing God compared to Torres.

 

Torres took the word PONY to a new dimension tonight. Jesus H Christ fella. Do yourself a favour.................... f**king retire!

 

There are no circumstances. None. No circumstances under which he should ever, ever, pull on Chelsea shirt again. Give f**king Feruz a chance. Play Moses up there. Nothing could be as dire as that performance tonight.

 

If he plays again, he deserves all the abuse he is gonna get.

 

Roman, take the 50 million hit. Admit you were wrong. Just give the bloke away for nothing.

Right, let's review all aspects of Torres's game:

Touch - sh*te

Control - sh*te

Strength - sh*te

Skill - sh*te

Movement - sh*te

Pace - sh*te

Finishing - sh*te

Heading - sh*te

Passing - sh*te

Scoring record - sh*te

Workrate - sh*te

Tackling - sh*te

Attitude - sh*te

All-round value to the team - sh*te

Do I feel sorry for Torres? Yes and no. He may not be the cause of our most significant problems at our club, but by Christ he is a major f**king symptom.

 

The very fact that he is still getting picked, (and you might not think it possible, but f**k me sideways, he s actually getting worse), tells you everything about the way the club is being mis-managed at the moment. There is no accountability for some people. No repercussions. Stick your head in the sand Roman. Carry on as you were.

I would say his workrate is alright- he just doesn't have it anymore. He's no longer a footballer. Talent gone, pace gone, touch gone, awareness all gone.

 

It summed it up when he ran on to the ball over the top yet miskicked the ball backwards.