http://football-talk.co.uk/80317/spanish-reports-claim-suarez-to-join-chelsea-for-e40m-e5-5m-a-year-deal-agreed/

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/412708/Chelsea-on-verge-of-brokering-sensational-deal-for-Liverpool-s-Luis-Suarez?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-express-sport-news+%28Daily+Express+%3A%3A+Sport+Feed%29

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/chelsea-have-almost-completed-luis-suarez-transfer-for-40m-accord

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/324638/

I think this is absolute horsesh*t - But Please God No.

We've just gotten rid of a rat boy. Surely we need a replacement.

Originated in AS.

 

Enough said.

What next? Craig Bellamy?

No.

 

f**k that sh*t

This is the same Spanish press that have apparently made it their mission to hijack Jose return by flooding their papers with stories that have an "anti-Mourinho" stance.

 

So far they've said we are selling Mata and Luiz, printed quotes that Spanish football is "better off" without Jose and other things of this ilk. 

 

It's silly season, I understand that but the English press running stories like this coming out of Spain is really the definition of "gutter press".

I'd rather get testicle tasered than see this guy in Chelsea colours.

 

He may be a good player, but we have enough press problems without this train wreck.

I'd rather get testicle tasered than see this guy in Chelsea colours.

 

He may be a good player, but we have enough press problems without this train wreck.

 

BREAKING NEWS: SUAREZ SIGNS FOR CHELSEA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile in the Cam household:

 

 

Seriously, guys, if it's a straight choice between Rooney and Suarez, the decision is more than straightforward.

 

Allow me to analogise; in the case of the former, you're opening up your home to a delinquent teenager. He gets up to no good, has a bad assortment of friends and is a generally irksome character, but is not at heart a bad person and can be won over with cider.

 

In the case of the latter, you're opening up your home to a convicted criminal on day-release. He will assault your significant other, attempt to eat your babies, insult anyone who shows up at the front door, and traipse around the house without taking off his soiled shoes.

 

Come on Chelsea, do it for the carpet.

Yup if it's between Rooney and Saurez then I'll take Looney Rooney.

 

I can't stress enough how much I hate Suarez, he's just such cock nosed spaz. 

Seriously, guys, if it's a straight choice between Rooney and Suarez, the decision is more than straightforward.

I hope the situation isn't THAT bad. I'd rather see us sign Zlatan than either of those two.

I'd rather get testicle tasered than see this guy in Chelsea colours.

 

He may be a good player, but we have enough press problems without this train wreck.

 

 

I also would rather get you testicle tasered than see that ugly twat in Chelsea colours!

I hope the situation isn't THAT bad. I'd rather see us sign Zlatan than either of those two.

 

suarez, ibrahimovic or rooney? those are the choices?

 

sophie aint got sh*t on this . . .

Get.

 

The.

 

****

 

Out.

 

Suarez is rightfully the most hated player in the league. Nobody in their right mind would have him at their club.

  He is the best striker in the Premiership, a classic finisher who would be ideal for Mourinho's 4-2-3-1 formation.

 

  However, coming from a  Spanish source it's unbelievable.

 

  The question is if he were available would Jose want him?

He is a good player though, can't knock him. 

Imagine Ivanovic's face when Suarez turns up at training.     

Imagine Ivanovic's face when Suarez turns up at training.

I'd be more worried about his arms...

No way this is happening.  Not after him biting an already established Chelsea player in Ivanovic who took the moral high ground and acted impeccably through out the entire saga.  He would be public enemy #1 if he came to Chelsea.  We are already seen as the most hated club in the UK, and then Suarez states that he wants to leave Liverpool because of the press in the UK.

 

If he left teh darling team of Liverpool and then stayed in the UK with us, it would be a meltdown of epic proportions. 

No way this is happening.  Not after him biting an already established Chelsea player in Ivanovic who took the moral high ground and acted impeccably through out the entire saga.  He would be public enemy #1 if he came to Chelsea.  We are already seen as the most hated club in the UK, and then Suarez states that he wants to leave Liverpool because of the press in the UK.

 

If he left teh darling team of Liverpool and then stayed in the UK with us, it would be a meltdown of epic proportions.

Be worth it to cause another Torres-esque meltdown of the poor downtrodden Liversh*te FC

Be worth it to cause another Torres-esque meltdown of the poor downtrodden Liversh*te FC

I don't know that is dislike Liverpool THAT much

I'd support his transfer provided that Ivanovic gets one free punch on him on his first day.