Sorry about this, but it made me laugh quite a lot. From Napoli's 2015 calendar:

 

Sorry about this, but it made me laugh quite a lot. From Napoli's 2015 calendar:

 

 

With posts like that, you can see why I want to join the Dark Side of the Force

Quite a complex road map for a man who only has to bring a bowl of olives to table six.

 

 

Edit:  Good article in the DailyMail about Jm coming back, written by Carragher oddly enough.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2862544/Jose-Mourinho-lose-return-Chelsea-JAMIE-CARRAGHER.html

 

best bit is the comment where it states JM has done nothing but ride the success of a team built by Rafa Benitez......oomfghahahhahahahahhahahaha literally had to run to the bathroom before I pissed my pants.

Edited December 5, 201411 yr by Barry Bridges

One thing people forget with United spending another 150. Even if that gets them their 2 defenders and a midfielder they'll need to replace at least one of rvp or falcao and that's if they're happy using Wilson as a third choice. And of course a potential de gea replacement if he goes to Madrid. Which I'd only really see if they miss out on top 4 again this year

On the topic of City fans, the ones I know in person who are actually from Manchester and have supported them all their lives are very reasonable, have great banter and don't mind taking the piss out of themselves because they were sh*t for so long that anything at this point is a bonus for them.

 

The majority of the 'fans' you see online on places like BlueMoon probably supported United 5 years ago.

Maybe it's an age thing but i have zero interest in other clubs internet forums. I'm Chelsea and that's it for me so when people go on about Rawk etc well honestly what do you expect even if that forum has a massive percentage of oddballs. If you don't like people slagging us off well don't go on the sites it is the internet after all and reasonable discussion is a rarity. This a top site and the vast majority of the posters here are sound people (totally biased cos there Chelsea fans) but i honestly couldn't care less what Gooners etc think of us. But the thought of joining a Spurs or Man United forum and declaring myself as a Chelsea fan i just couldn't do it.

is that an lpuke tat on his leg?

JMaher, I apologise on their behalf and if it makes you feel any better they hate everyone over there Lol There's so many paranoid City fans on that site hence why I had to come on here, The Chelsea fans on here are a lot more well balanced and fair, Here's how bad that forum is, I feel more comfortable debating our team, Aguero etc with United fans on ragcafe then over there.

On Bluemoon, Apparently Platini hates us, Sky Sports love United, Talksport loves Chelsea, The written press love Liverpool and Arsenal and everyone in the world is doing everything in it's power to stop City from becoming the dominant world footballing force we supposedly should become. I gave up on that site when they started referring to the Champions League as the Chumps League and how they won't go to European games as a sign of protest because of FFP etc, It's such a victim mentality, I got rid of that mentality 6 years ago, It's funny they have a mix of arrogant fans and victims on there, We're either the bees knees or there's someone preventing us from being the bees knees.

Not your fault! Just a bit unsure why we're so disliked on there considering the only rivalry we have is for titles.

In fact, since the Aguero moment, I've always liked City! Went barny when he scored that last minute winner, can only imagine the amount of emotion you went through.

Wow....would love to smoke what those citeh fans are smoking who say that the media love Jose and chelsea...

Wow....would love to smoke what those citeh fans are smoking who say that the media love Jose and chelsea...

 

I would love to know what you're smoking when you come up with your routine pessimistic / paranoid fairy tales.

 

Go all :D

 

 

Live Match Newcastle Vs Chelsea 

http://goo.gl/ihr3iu

Bayern Munich Vs Leverkusen

http://goo.gl/0fFWXS

Manchester City vs Everton

http://goo.gl/Rv0IOW

Stoke City vs Arsenal

http://goo.gl/KYQZpr

Real Madrid Vs Celta Vigo

http://goo.gl/d92Ttb

From the dodgy names from a few pages back how about Martin Jol's brothers called Dick and Cok.

From the dodgy names from a few pages back how about Martin Jol's brothers called Dick and Cok.

I used to play football with a lad called Mike Litt, he called his son Mark litt.

Good old Stoke. 

 

An Arsenal loss would raise my mood slightly. 

Good old Stoke. 

 

An Arsenal loss would raise my mood slightly.

If followed by a Liverpool, city and United loss as well, then would help mine a bit.

Chelsea not going unbeaten will be Arsenal's only success this season.

STOKE     

Stoke 2 - 0 up.

They said earlier that liverscum have only scored seven goals at home this season

3-0 Stoke

 

Hillarious

Christ - Stoke are crushing the Gooners.

Oh smashing, well something to look forward to at least, I'll be keeping a look out for Claude and Bully on Arsenal fans TV.

 

Something to cheer me up, I had a feeling it would be a repeat of last weekend, because I have 0 confidence in City losing right now, can't see them not closing in on us.

Oh smashing, well something to look forward to at least, I'll be keeping a look out for Claude and Bully on Arsenal fans TV.

 

Something to cheer me up, I had a feeling it would be a repeat of last weekend, because I have 0 confidence in City losing right now, can't see them not closing in on us.

 

It will make our title win more enjoyable with some competition.

Arsenal are getting destroyed. I feel a lot better about our result right now. 2-1 at ST James isn't the end of the world.