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Jose Mourinho thread

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I'm sure in 2-3 years time we will see Jose give the Old Trafford faithfuls 2 fingers, just to remind them the good times they had together. He's set the bar so low and talk down his players so much, nobody is upset after the loss against Juventus. I even heard in the commentator said 'give United full marks for trying in the second half', I mean damn, full marks for playing about 20 minutes of football and 1 shot on goal.

Edited by icecoolguy22

10 minutes ago, Osgood is Good said:

And with that money, he has bought 11 players, a whole new team. He is now saying those players he bought are sh*t, and give me more money . You couldn't make it up.

And the media says nothing about it.....they say utd are the biggest blah blah blah, so let them buy how many they want. With us it was and is pure hatred.

He’s a preening narcistic excuse merchant, whose sets out his teams against every half decent side they play not to loose ( even at home.)

Really dislike the man and his boring football teams.

Edited by Ewell CFC

  • 2 weeks later...
1 hour ago, robdog said:

Is this the same guy that said Marco Ianni should be sacked for celebrating? If so, Neville is a hypocrite

In other news, water is wet. 

These f**king insects just cant help themselves......they say one thing today and in 2 weeks they claim the opposite. Thank god I dont live in Eng......amazing you guys pay for this sh*t and stay silent. Wreck that f**king payment and shove it up their ass....

On Jose; Mourinho tries to attack our assistant coach physically for inciting him.

Accuses him of being unprofessional and immature etc

Go forward a couple of weeks.........absolute Tool he has become.

Edited by atomis

 

14 minutes ago, atomis said:

These f**king insects just cant help themselves......they say one thing today and in 2 weeks they claim the opposite. Thank god I dont live in Eng......amazing you guys pay for this sh*t and stay silent. Wreck that f**king payment and shove it up their ass....

On Jose; Mourinho tries to attack our assistant coach physically for inciting him.

Accuses him of being unprofessional and immature etc

Go forward a couple of weeks.........absolute Tool he has become.

 

3 minutes ago, Stim said:

Was his brother Phil. 

so the moral of the story, if the side is red then everything is A.O.K. Bombs Away

I think Gary is being consistent, because I always thought it was him who said ianni should be sacked when I remembered him not wanting carragher fired for spitting at people. Phil is a plank Gary is fine.

ps. Remember when Mourinho got all upset at Conte for celebrating the 4-0 win too hard? 

1 hour ago, Stim said:

I think Gary is being consistent, because I always thought it was him who said ianni should be sacked when I remembered him not wanting carragher fired for spitting at people. Phil is a plank Gary is fine.

ps. Remember when Mourinho got all upset at Conte for celebrating the 4-0 win too hard? 

As we say in my country: Jose has fallen from my eyes( Means he has f**ked up too many times now ). Its all fine when he does it, but others must not emulate it seems.

Jose should take 2 years off and reinvent himself as a manager. He should go to school. Study what modern coaches do and implement his own knowledge to that. He is still young enough to do that. I think he could rise to a new level. 

He should also surround himself with modern coaches and specialists. 

Now his method is to buy the best players with big money and force them to show character and force them to win and so on. Youngsters today really don't seem to respond to that. They see what Pep is doing and saying we want that. 

Pogba would love to play for Pep. I bet he dreams about it. 

Worst goal difference and surprisingly for a Jose side, the worst defence out of the top ten. 

Currently 8th in the table 12 points off of 1st already and 7 points off the top 4. 

Jose is 3 seasons in, he's signed 10 players of note having spent roughly £350m. 

United's general strategy since SAF left has been bad but Jose was meant to be the appointment that got them back on track but if anything they look as lost now as they did under Moyes. 

United were fortunate to got the point against us and beating Juventus, I bet Jose was thinking here we go again after that penalty. His teams did very little in all 3 games, luck will run out eventually. United fans has lost that bragging rights a long time ago about them playing like a 'big team'. We got Scholes who's pretty much given up on them, and Neville who tries to convince himself that all United needs is another 300M for Jose to build his team.  I could be wrong, despite the injury to Pogba, why was the 50M Fred on the bench ?

On 12/11/2018 at 01:54, icecoolguy22 said:

I could be wrong, despite the injury to Pogba, why was the 50M Fred on the bench ?

because Fred has been inconsistent this season - the times I seen him play for manure, he looks like a hot steamy pile of garbage - hell he makes Bakayoko look better

 

Jose screwed up last few windows and now he is trying to play the whining king but sadly, nobody is buying his crap. He's got zero successful transfers in his Manure period. Zero. He is complaining of Pogba, Lindelof, Baily, Lukaku, Fred. Damn, turns out his most successful transfer is Matic... meanwhile on Jose side you can see some of the old scrubs.. cough, cough... i mean "soldiers"(by his meaning and definition of that) that realise they have no chance in every other elite's manager system - Fellaini, Young, Valencia, Smalling, Herera and Mata. 

Jose, you are not a scapegoat, you are exactly where your job led you and where you deserved to be. I'm not happy, but what makes me annoy is that he really looks like he believes in his conspiracy theory and he's got no fault. It's the third focking year and they cancelled his request for the very first time. He is not in late Wenger's  period financial and corporative condition, but damn, his management cannot not remind you of the great Le Arse. 

Edited by Giordano_Bruno

  • 3 weeks later...

So this is his thing now? Sign a big contract at a club and do everything you can to get yourself sacked so you can get that big payoff, repeat at next club. Any big club in Europe that signs this man after he leaves Utd deserves to be ripped off. 

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