8 hours ago, geezer said:

I had an unforgettable idea this morning regarding the piss up. I wish I could remember what the f**k it was...

Was it perchance that my presence would be desirable? 

7 hours ago, moi said:

Was it perchance that my presence would be desirable? 

Dunno, I can't remember...

 

On 21/06/2019 at 19:01, loz said:

You become a narky twat these past few years Yorkley? Did my absence hit you that hard? It's understandable but not forgivable. A man of your age should know better. There are kids listening.

 

Not become, Loz, you know I always had a very low tolerance threshold for the sort of "I want it all and I want it now because it's my right, because I'm special, because twatter tells me so" bollocks that seems to have now  become mandatory in the wonderful world of internet.

But, in deference to a personal request from your carer team, I'll try not to point it out too much so that you don't get over-excited and won't need your pads changing so often.

Not become, Loz, you know I always had a very low tolerance threshold for the sort of "I want it all and I want it now because it's my right, because I'm special, because twatter tells me so" bollocks that seems to have now  become mandatory in the wonderful world of internet.
But, in deference to a personal request from your carer team, I'll try not to point it out too much so that you don't get over-excited and won't need your pads changing so often.

It's not a team anymore. Damn this period of austerity. Buggers are prioritising child poverty over my special needs. I fought in three world wars and 2 world cups ill have you know.

2 minutes ago, loz said:

6 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

Not become, Loz, you know I always had a very low tolerance threshold for the sort of "I want it all and I want it now because it's my right, because I'm special, because twatter tells me so" bollocks that seems to have now  become mandatory in the wonderful world of internet.
But, in deference to a personal request from your carer team, I'll try not to point it out too much so that you don't get over-excited and won't need your pads changing so often.

It's not a team anymore. Damn this period of austerity. Buggers are prioritising child poverty over my special needs. I fought in three world wars and 2 world cups ill have you know.

Well, you scotches voted overwhelmingly for Thatcher originally, the source of all this, and then compounded it by voting almost totally for brexit, tying up  all the social welfare money in ludicrous promises of subsidised Hai Karate and red roses for Welsh sheep farmers.

I do think that your need for Special Brew is more important than resolving so-called child "poverty", though.  How many cans can you actually get back from Aldi in your Sholley?

Thatcher did this country a service. It was shameful what we did to those miners. I mean what civilised country sends kids down a hole chasing canaries. That's not a sport. What are we? Savages?

2 hours ago, loz said:

2 hours ago, yorkleyblue said:

Not become, Loz, you know I always had a very low tolerance threshold for the sort of "I want it all and I want it now because it's my right, because I'm special, because twatter tells me so" bollocks that seems to have now  become mandatory in the wonderful world of internet.
But, in deference to a personal request from your carer team, I'll try not to point it out too much so that you don't get over-excited and won't need your pads changing so often.

It's not a team anymore. Damn this period of austerity. Buggers are prioritising child poverty over my special needs. I fought in three world wars and 2 world cups ill have you know.

You never did tell us which side you fought on though.....

You never did tell us which side you fought on though.....

I have apologised for my countries behaviour on ze war on enough occasions

23 minutes ago, loz said:

32 minutes ago, dkw said:

You never did tell us which side you fought on though.....

I have apologised for my countries behaviour on ze war on enough occasions

Alright Jurgen,.....

I’m still disappointed Brian never popped in to say hello.

I’m still disappointed Brian never popped in to say hello.

Too busy powering the Internet through his own sense of self awareness.

1 hour ago, Mod Stark said:

I’m still disappointed Brian never popped in to say hello.

But that is balanced out by Yorkley's return, of course.

2 hours ago, loz said:

2 hours ago, Mod Stark said:

I’m still disappointed Brian never popped in to say hello.

Too busy powering the Internet through his own sense of self awareness.

He was shocked the Superman film wasn't about him.

21 hours ago, dkw said:

You never did tell us which side you fought on though.....

When he says "fought" he means sidled around with stockings and chewing gum in poacher pockets inside his jacket.

I have no idea what's going on in this thread but I like it.

I have no idea what's going on in this thread but I like it.

It's just a flashback to when we could tell jokes without being arrested.

A Morecambe and Wise classic, that was rarely, if ever, heard in full.

There were two old men sat in deckchairs. One old man says to the other:

"Its nice out isn't it."

To which the second old man replies:

"Yes it is, shall I get mine out too?"

Feck me! Loz, Geezer, Butch, Pauly, Bluebeard. I hoped they was all dead!

This is not good. The last time they were on here Tottenham won a trophy.

BBB..... Bring, Back, Blakie.

Edited July 5, 20197 yr by just

Feck me! Loz, Geezer, Butch, Pauly, Bluebeard. I hoped they was all dead!
This is not good. The last time they were on here Tottenham won a trophy.
BBB..... Bring, Back, Blakie.

That was the shame that drove me underground Just, a dark f**king time indeed.

On 01/07/2019 at 13:09, Mod Stark said:

I’m still disappointed Brian never popped in to say hello.

Nor will he. I am still in touch with his LA hair stylist and colonic irrigation advisor "Scissors Anthony".

Unable to make a breakthrough Brian became disillusioned with the Hollywood dream and returned to the UK. He underwent gender reassignment surgery in 2016 and is now called Brenda M. She is now a part-time radio controller for a taxi firm in Basildon.

Nor will he. I am still in touch with his LA hair stylist and colonic irrigation advisor "Scissors Anthony".
Unable to make a breakthrough Brian became disillusioned with the Hollywood dream and returned to the UK. He underwent gender reassignment surgery in 2016 and is now called Brenda M. She is now a part-time radio controller for a taxi firm in Basildon.

And in the months of September and October alone turned over more than his scripts ever have cumulatively.

On 02/07/2019 at 09:16, yorkleyblue said:

When he says "fought" he means sidled around with stockings and chewing gum in poacher pockets inside his jacket.

Welcome back Yorkie. 

On 05/07/2019 at 23:34, just said:

This is not good. The last time they were on here Tottenham won a trophy.

Nah, it never happened, I genuinely can't remember them winning a trophy.  So it can't have happened.  

I haven't been around for a while - got fed up with the overly serious, whining, angst so wandered off to talk crap on festival threads instead.  Also was as uninspired last season as I've ever found myself to be over Chelsea.  Glad to find a thread on here again that talks f**king nonsense!  Just shows it pays to open any thread just in case!

And genuinely looking forward to the new season.  (Sorry to mention football in here but.....)

On 01/07/2019 at 18:24, yorkleyblue said:

Well, you scotches voted overwhelmingly for Thatcher originally, the source of all this, and then compounded it by voting almost totally for brexit, tying up  all the social welfare money in ludicrous promises of subsidised Hai Karate and red roses for Welsh sheep farmers.

I do think that your need for Special Brew is more important than resolving so-called child "poverty", though.  How many cans can you actually get back from Aldi in your Sholley?

Line crossed here, @yorkleyblue my laddy. Less of the "scotches" or reminiscences of incidents on hillsides with piggywiggies will have to be revived!

 

Nice to see you though! X

On 08/07/2019 at 11:37, Ewell CFC said:

Welcome back Yorkie. 

Cheers