11 hours ago, NIKKICFC said:

Apparently Tuchel wanted to buy Jorginho and Rudiger. We still don't know what formation is he going to play. He played differently in Dortmund and PSG so really curious about this. 

Is Kante fit? 

My guess is 4231 with Jorginho and Kante double pivot and Kai AM. 

Yeah. That should work. The world class talents that are Jorginho and Rudiger will take the Premier League by storm now. It's a certainty.

Edited January 26, 20215 yr by just

12 hours ago, dansubrosa said:

How is this guy still around?

He only pipes up when we are in a bad moment or always make a sarky comment about the manager or a player.

’A draw would be a pleasant surprise.’ (Chelsea v Palace)

We should be all over this offer. A chance to undo the Kapa damage to the finances. (Transfer offer for Hudson Odoi)

Villa created more in 10 mins against Liverpool than we did in 90.

This team has a special blend of lack of application and lack of character. Magnifique.

Miss the days when Frank first came in and people pretended we played amazing sexy football while drawing with mighty Sheffield at home.

Oh no. (His response to Lampard sacking).

I’m not really sure why the font size have changed but yeah, this guy only pipes up with negative and sarky comments. I’m just calling him out because he quite literally adds nothing positive. When everything is nice and rosy, suddenly he disappears.

 

Big Sarri fan. Likes anything Italian.

16 minutes ago, just said:

Yeah. That should work. The world class talents that are Jorginho and Rudiger will take the Premier League by storm now. It's a certainty.

Thank god that we are playing Jorginho back in the DM position to help the defenders, he was like the Hadrian wall and no opponent past him!!

Away with the sarcasm, we should wait to see what team he plays, but if the senior players did revolt and they expect to play, its going to be a tough season to follow.

Who's gonna be manager for this game?

17 hours ago, ross91690 said:

Hope Wolves f**king smash us. Let me grieve Lamps for at least a game or two, then we set our sights on Europa League lol. 

So, a new f**kwit troll turns up[ - must be close to a record.

13 hours ago, dansubrosa said:

How is this guy still around?

He only pipes up when we are in a bad moment or always make a sarky comment about the manager or a player.

’A draw would be a pleasant surprise.’ (Chelsea v Palace)

We should be all over this offer. A chance to undo the Kapa damage to the finances. (Transfer offer for Hudson Odoi)

Villa created more in 10 mins against Liverpool than we did in 90.

This team has a special blend of lack of application and lack of character. Magnifique.

Miss the days when Frank first came in and people pretended we played amazing sexy football while drawing with mighty Sheffield at home.

Oh no. (His response to Lampard sacking).

I’m not really sure why the font size have changed but yeah, this guy only pipes up with negative and sarky comments. I’m just calling him out because he quite literally adds nothing positive. When everything is nice and rosy, suddenly he disappears.

 

You're talking about a f**kwit troll who, to be fair, has a load of stamina, being a spud or a pikey and staying in a Chelsea forum for so long without contributing anything sensible at all, ever.

There are a whole load of f**kwits in this world, we just seem to attract most of them.

Just now, Zola said:

Who's gonna be manager for this game?

Apparently, it's me.  Letter of confirmation arrived today, along with a pair of comfortable jogging trousers, a clipboard and a megastore-sourced snood.

Just now, yorkleyblue said:

Apparently, it's me.  Letter of confirmation arrived today, along with a pair of comfortable jogging trousers, a clipboard and a megastore-sourced snood.

Can I be assistant? I'll bring drink.

Just now, Zola said:

Can I be assistant? I'll bring drink.

You're on.  What size puffa jacket do you need?  And are you allowed into the country these days?

Medium, I've a jet ski, quick jaunt across the pond!

Just now, Zola said:

Medium, I've a jet ski, quick jaunt across the pond!

Cool - I'll meet you outside Fulham Broadway about half past 7.  Should be long enough to pick team, sort out some tactics and slice the oranges between us.

"Right lads, 4, 4, f**king 2"

I'm sorry i don't see whats funny. ?

19 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

Apparently, it's me.  Letter of confirmation arrived today, along with a pair of comfortable jogging trousers, a clipboard and a megastore-sourced snood.

Don't forget your Lonsdale jumper.

15 minutes ago, Zola said:

"Right lads, 4, 4, f**king 2"

Who you going to play in the Quadrastragione position to keep the football hipsters of your back on twatter?

11 minutes ago, Zola said:

"Right lads, 4, 4, f**king 2"

Listen, sonny, assistants can make as many suggestions as they like.  We are going traditional, 2-3-5, proper wingers, inside forwards, a big lump of a centre-forward, and animal at centre-half and some nasty bastards at left and right back.

 

                                                                                                Mendy

                Bastardella                                                                                                            Bastardiccio

    Pete Useful                                                    Shuggy McThug                                                       Simon Longthrow

Speedy Gonzales       Tricky Asf**k                    Big Dave Dim            Pouncy Lurkinho                           Jesper Wingwizardensen

 

 

shuggy mcthug  sounds like a tartan rap star.

5 minutes ago, dkw said:

Who you going to play in the Quadrastragione position to keep the football hipsters of your back on twatter?

I'm going to make a substitution on 60 minutes, take off Tricky Asf**k and bring on Mozarella Quattroformaggio to penetrate the halfspaces vertically

Pouncy Lurkinho, Simon Longthrow 

25 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

I'm going to make a substitution on 60 minutes, take off Tricky Asf**k and bring on Mozarella Quattroformaggio to penetrate the halfspaces vertically

So not our current Italian midfielder wanderaroundpassbackwardsinho?

6 minutes ago, dkw said:

So not our current Italian midfielder wanderaroundpassbackwardsinho?

We could even go with dontfancythisgamic

I'm wondering if, for the next few matches, I shouldn't replace Kante's Duracells with Co-op batteries, see if that makes any difference to the headless chicken strategy.

Also, I'll obviously have to find a place on the bench for our wunderkind Hugh Gpotentialmour.

I do know that I have solved the Havertz conundrum.  I spotted him in the dressing room and, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall, he pulled the rubber body-morphic suit off over his head and it turned out to be Bakayoko all the time.

1 hour ago, yorkleyblue said:

Listen, sonny, assistants can make as many suggestions as they like.  We are going traditional, 2-3-5, proper wingers, inside forwards, a big lump of a centre-forward, and animal at centre-half and some nasty bastards at left and right back.

 

                                                                                                Mendy

                Bastardella                                                                                                            Bastardiccio

    Pete Useful                                                    Shuggy McThug                                                       Simon Longthrow

Speedy Gonzales       Tricky Asf**k                    Big Dave Dim            Pouncy Lurkinho                           Jesper Wingwizardensen

 

 

Only 11 players? I expected more from you.

5 hours ago, Gol15 said:

                Mendy

James T.Silva Zouma Chilwell

         Jorginho Mount

       Ziyech Havertz CHO

             Abraham

 

Football critic almost has the same lineup as me.

For some reason though they put Werner on the wing and Pulisic on the right wing so whoever they are paying, we on this forum can do a better job so they should donate or something...

2 hours ago, coco said:

I'm sorry i don't see whats funny. ?

--------------Abraham-----------------

Pulisic---------Mount-----------Callum

--------Jorginho----Kovacic------------

Chilwell---Zouma----Silva---------James

----------------Mendy------------------