3 minutes ago, JM7 said:

Ha - Rudiger said Suarez is a “pain in the ass”    . So funny. 

I was suprised they didnt even bleep it

21 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Dammit, Giroud not starting. Three guesses who is my first goalscorer in the 30th minute? 

Christensen the goal machine?

Looks like white socks btw...

First 15 minutes Suarez will boot one of our players up the arse and the ref will wave play on. Then Tuchel will get booked for diving.

You heard it here first.

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

Christensen the goal machine?

Looks like white socks btw...

By my maths we got a 50% chance of going through

Evening all.

Where are the steams tonight people?

Who’s going to play it out the back with Christensen out? You know Atletico are going to play like rapid dogs, they’re going to play a really attacking game (new side of Atletico this year).

Can’t say I’m confident, I don’t trust Zouma not to f*ck up. So annoyed both Christensen and Silva are out.

5 minutes ago, Dean said:

Can be filed under ‘words nobody would have believed 2 months ago’. Shows what an amazing turnaround 

He has been that good and that has surprised most of us.

Really hope we get through. Been ages since we made it through the latter stages. 

Just now, Wearyourcolours said:

Evening all.

Where are the steams tonight people?

Coming from the kettle and @Munkworth s head when he's trying to be witty

7 minutes ago, coco said:

Mendy off after 90 mins for Kepa

Kepa off after 119 mins for Willy

Willy on for 1 minute and penalties.

Lol no way we make it pens with Kepa in goal for 30 minutes.

Maurizio Sarri on Andreas Christensen back in 2019:

"You know very well that Christensen on matchdays always has stomach ache. I don't know the reason but he is always very nervous."
 

Bottled it?

2 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

Coming from the kettle and @Munkworth s head when he's trying to be witty

I don’t have to try, it flows naturally...

How’s everyone been, first day off for 11 days, coyb!!

1 minute ago, JM7 said:

Maurizio Sarri on Andreas Christensen back in 2019:

"You know very well that Christensen on matchdays always has stomach ache. I don't know the reason but he is always very nervous."
 

Bottled it?

No way.. is that a real quote and how the hell did I miss that? Very damning on how much of a wet paper towel he is/was

The front 3 doesn’t fill me with confidence. Can’t see where the goals are coming from. 

1 minute ago, JM7 said:

Maurizio Sarri on Andreas Christensen back in 2019:

"You know very well that Christensen on matchdays always has stomach ache. I don't know the reason but he is always very nervous."
 

Bottled it?

While I did post the exact same thing in the Christensen thread (mostly because it gave me an excuse for toilet humour) - he has just come through a really high-pressure run of fixtures as arguably our best-performing player.

Just now, JM7 said:

The front 3 doesn’t fill me with confidence. Can’t see where the goals are coming from. 

Alonso. 

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

I don’t have to try, it flows naturally...

Just like Christensen's big game diarrhoea!

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

Just like Christensen's big game diarrhoea!

I will admit that there are similarities...

1 minute ago, JM7 said:

The front 3 doesn’t fill me with confidence. Can’t see where the goals are coming from. 

Zooms make us a lot more dangerous at set-pieces. 

Christensen is so f**king fragile.

Carrasco, Gimenez and Tripper back for Atletico. 

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

I don’t have to try, it flows naturally...

Maybe flows naturally but as about as quick as a plastic bag decomposing 

Just now, Malta Blue said:

Maybe flows naturally but as about as quick as a plastic bag decomposing 

Why don’t you stick one on your head and time it?

I really hope Zouma  can play through the press.