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I Don't Hate Tottenham

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There, I said it!   After the gift they gave us on Sunday, I cannot hate them, at least for the next few months.  I know I risk being banned for creating this thread, but I could not help myself.  Maybe others feel the same way?

5 minutes ago, Phillip said:

There, I said it!   After the gift they gave us on Sunday, I cannot hate them, at least for the next few months.  I know I risk being banned for creating this thread, but I could not help myself.  Maybe others feel the same way?

Awww, don't fret @Phillip, you just loathe Spurs a little less than usual for about 3 days. You'll be back to normal in no time :empathy:

46 minutes ago, Phillip said:

There, I said it!   After the gift they gave us on Sunday, I cannot hate them, at least for the next few months.  I know I risk being banned for creating this thread, but I could not help myself.  Maybe others feel the same way?

I'd hold off on the gratitude until at least Saturday night. Let's shove this 'gift' (the 37 previous games also played a role) back in their faces.

27 minutes ago, sonic90 said:

I guess it's fine hating them less for a little while but anyone who declares love for them should be executed

It was late, we had too many drinks, the beer goggles made it look beautiful, one thing led to another, protection was taken, and the next day it was all forgotten at work.

Phillip still got the goggles on.

30 minutes ago, sonic90 said:

I guess it's fine hating them less for a little while but anyone who declares love for them should be executed

Thankfully Phillip's moodswing didn't go that far. I'd hate to lose him, he's a wonderful fella.

I don't hate Tottenham either, now Millwall that's a different story.

How can I hate them, I saw us lose once against them when Lineker scored and then almost for two decades our win percentage against them was magnificent.

I do get a feeling they hate us and before we even won the FA Cup in 97 me and the Fillery blogger here (hasn't posted for a while) got a cab and he asked where we were going.

'Football'.

'Who?'

'Chelsea.'

'Fxxx Chelsea, if its one team I fxxxing hate, it's Chelsea.'

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OK, it has been a few days, and I have thought things over.  I still don't hate Tottenham any more, but I certainly do not like them.   Kind of like how I feel about Aston Villa or Everton or WBA.  I suppose the next time we play them, and that cnut Dele Ali kicks out at one of our players, my thinking will change again, but that's for another day.

30 minutes ago, Phillip said:

OK, it has been a few days, and I have thought things over.  I still don't hate Tottenham any more, but I certainly do not like them.   Kind of like how I feel about Aston Villa or Everton or WBA.  I suppose the next time we play them, and that cnut Dele Ali kicks out at one of our players, my thinking will change again, but that's for another day.

Think of Son smiling,  if that thought doesn't fill you with so much hatred it starts seeping out in uncontrollable  bursts and make your blood start boiling until you get blisters all over your body there is seriously something wrong with you

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

In support of @Malta Blue, one of my favourite pictures, I'll never get tired of posting this:

 

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The two things that annoys me the most is Son smiling and Son trying to act all surprised and innocent when he gets caught being a c**t. This picture falls into the second category. My arms will never tire punching that face

3 hours ago, Munkworth said:

I like to keep you up to date with all the filth your wife sends me. 

This is where you are obviously lying, I strongly suggested I like the nudes you send me and it should be plainly obvious by now that I would not like any of her nudes, only nudes of you would satisfy my urges now. Well maybe @Mod Stark  but I cant see that happening anytime soon

Dan Levene just snuck in at the end there Plokkers?

Also I have felt a sense of shame all week about us relying on Spurs to make the top four. It's a disgrace. 

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