1 minute ago, smileysmiles said:

We allowed to sell ticket yet or has that sh*t show continued.

Well I’m still sat on my sofa…

Right Wet Spam reserves. This should be straight forward on paper. But will it be?

This is a very average WH side, we should be winning this on quality alone

I've just realised West Ham have a UKranian player. So he will obviously score against evil Russian Chelsea.

Just now, just said:

Right Wet Spam reserves. This should be straight forward on paper. But will it be?

Craig Dawson defensive and Mark Noble midfield master classes incoming. 

Looks like Azpilicueta at left centre-back.

My spirit really needs a 3 points today.

Need a big game from Mason Mount today. Need characters out there beyond Silva. 
somewhat relieved Trev started over Chalobah, although sorry to hear AC is unwell. My goodness he misses a lot of football for stomach and tooth aches. 

Scummers losing. Lovely. 

More teams starting to boo Alonso all of a sudden after being here so many years. 

Just now, PhilH930 said:

 sorry to hear AC is unwell. My goodness he misses a lot of football for stomach and tooth aches. 

And his loose sphincter.

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

Scummers losing. Lovely. 

I only want to hear about Everton being 1 nil up today

4 minutes ago, just said:

Right Wet Spam reserves. This should be straight forward on paper. But will it be?

They will just sit deep and hope to catch us on the break, meanwhile we will take 10 mins to get from out 18 yard box to theirs with the speed of a striking slug and amount as much imagination of a house brick

Just now, just said:

And his loose sphincter.

Should have just sh*t himself on the pitch Lineker-style.

Would make him difficult to mark at corners at least

Too slow on the ball. Low block and counter attacks upcoming. 

4 minutes ago, sonic90 said:

More teams starting to boo Alonso all of a sudden after being here so many years. 

Sheeple effect.

Dave changing his roller skates.

Loftus-Cheek has started well - seems to be playing as a more orthodox wing-back than in previous games.

Also, just a thought - maybe our home form would improve if our fans were actually allowed to attend matches

f**king hell azpi has to go to the megastore to pick up some replcement boots

Just now, sonic90 said:

f**king hell azpi has to go to the megastore to pick up some replcement boots

But it's closed  Did Lukaku donate his boots instead?

2 minutes ago, PhilH930 said:

Too slow on the ball. Low block and counter attacks upcoming. 

We have this uncanny knack of trying to to get to the opponents box, then bringing it back to our box, to try and take it to their box without giving them the ball or having a shot on goal...maybe this is the tactics we'll have to be playing when FIFA reduce the game to 60 mins. 

Typical sh*t start at home. Nothing happening, just possession for the sake of possession, no idea how to open a team up.

Wonderful touch from Mount to control that long ball from Silva.

Really good to see Werner have that fire back in his belly - remember a couple of months ago when he was ducking out of challenges in the cup?

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

But it's closed  Did Lukaku donate his boots instead?

Would have still needed an additional pair - Lukaku has two left feet

Where is the intensity. No one wants to take a chance. 
Mount just had a great chance to drive at them. But we stopped and went back.