1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

Typical sh*t start at home. Nothing happening, just possession for the sake of possession, no idea how to open a team up.

Like watching paint dry at the moment....if I went away and came back at half time I don't think I'd miss much other than Dave having yet another brain fart along with the rest of our defence

2 horrendous mistakes in a minute

What is up with the defense suddenly making all these mistakes?

I can’t imagine the rage that Tuchel is feeling watching Azpi and Chalobah make mistakes like that 

3 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

Would have still needed an additional pair - Lukaku has two left feet

Not seen evidence of either

Horrible game of football this. I have no idea why am I watching this. There is no will, no idea, no rhythm, no desire. Nothing. 

Do our defenders dope up on drugs before kickoff or something? Sort your f**king feet out.

Pressing from Benrahma forced both those errors in possession

20 mins and Fabianski is out for a walk in the park. Not even attempted to test him yet 

Still makes me chuckle to think that Tony Pulis played Craig Dawson at full-back. Even David Moyes thinks he's lumpy.

How we make top four playing like this I don't know. 

Kante drives forward, then it gets passed back to the halfway line!!! Show some f**king bravery.

Werner why not take rhe space on the left??

Get the ball into Timo and Kai earlier. Who cares if we give it away. Just keep trying the early ball. One will come off 

Still early days, but there's no energy which is concerning.

are we going to bottle it

4 minutes ago, PhilH930 said:

20 mins and Fabianski is out for a walk in the park. Not even attempted to test him yet 

Should have got Drogba to sit just in his eyeline - he’d join Christensen in the sh*tter. 

This is a weakened West Ham team too. 

God this is f**king terrible, can anybody be bothered?

6 minutes ago, timetowaste said:

I can’t imagine the rage that Tuchel is feeling watching Azpi and Chalobah make mistakes like that 

I'm surprised he's even awake TBH...he hasn't got up from his seat so looks like he can't be half arsed either

You know, we might not have the players for this formation anymore. Not sure a back four is way to go either, but a midfield Diamond. 
Anyway, 26 mins and not a single event other than Dave’s boot splitting 

they put out B team and after 27 min we have 0 shots

1 minute ago, CFCCAN said:

I'm surprised he's even awake TBH...he hasn't got up from his seat so looks like he can't be half arsed either

Exactly what I was thinking 

1 minute ago, enigma said:

This is a weakened West Ham team too. 

We have proved beyond a reasonable doubt this season that we can be beaten by 2nd string teams, and teams that on paper at least shouldn't be in the same league.  I will be shocked if we win this game today. I suspect this will end up 0-0 or 0-1 West Ham...we've seen this time and time again over the past couple of years. 

2 minutes ago, PhilH930 said:

You know, we might not have the players for this formation anymore. Not sure a back four is way to go either, but a midfield Diamond. 
Anyway, 26 mins and not a single event other than Dave’s boot splitting 

Ofc not we're still playing like it's the start of the season but without Chilwell and James that were really the stars of Tuchel's tactic.