f**king woeful even worse than the 1st half and we have these chumps neville and the other commentator laughing and loving it 

Marina looks so normal lol likes she's just relaxing back watching a movie 

f**k off

Lukaku might not be a bad idea at this point.  He hurts when we want a fast free flowing attack, but when the other team hides in a bunker he cam be useful.

Just now, enigma said:

Marina looks so normal lol likes she's just relaxing back watching a movie 

It'd be terrible if she's panicking. 

This is more like it come on!

Finally we have got out of first gear. COME ON CHELSEA FFS!!

We have this every fking time though. Every player is looking to give the ball to someone else. No leaders, no creativity.  Nothing. A little bit of puff that falls flat immediately because if criminally poor passing quality. If you can't pass you might as well shoot

Just now, Valpo said:

Lukaku might not be a bad idea at this point.  He hurts when we want a fast free flowing attack, but when the other team hides in a bunker he cam be useful.

Last time he was not a bad idea when we aquired him from Anderlecht.

finally showing some fight

Those 3 minutes are how we should be playing from the start!

Half-time lines of coke have kicked in, come on lads

We seem to have come alive momentarily which means @Valerie has started on her ice cream. 

Their subs will run rings around us

Werner got blocked a few times now, if he doesn't get blocked he scores.

Playing a little better now. Maintain the intensity!

Tuchel must be tempted to bring on Saul for Jorginho. He is not remotely involved in this game.

 

 

We always do this. sh*tty first half then bright start to first half. If we get a goal then our momentum will be good enough 

Lets not concede stupid goals

Thought that was in from Kante off the deflection - nice save.  We're looking better

Trev with a good effort forcing another good save - looks like a goal is coming

Midfield is awful. Jorginho is a recycler at best and poor Kante has two left feet. This gap isolates our attack too much. 
Better energy, but lack of any quality. 

I fancy RLC to score today :-) 

Fairly sure Kanté's left foot has been our highest source of shots in this game

2 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

We seem to have come alive momentarily which means @Valerie has started on her ice cream. 

Different approach today: the boredom drove me to do the chores I've been putting off for at least a week. Don't count on this becoming a regular thing, though!

Kante is done.