Madueke, do you want to be a professional footballer?

Noni just broke a window in the hotel with that shot

5 minutes ago, Valerie said:

 

 

No need to share your personal pictures Val.

Ampadu is falling down at Grealish rate....😐

Chalobah showing Boehly that the academy lads are better than these mediocre £20-40m signings like Disasi. Stop using them for ‘pure profit’ and use them in the squad so we can just buy genuine talents. 

Stirling is leaving Gilchrist 2 on 1 all the time, that's not gonna end well.

Good lad Gilchrist, proper Chels so obviously remembers the two goals James scored for Man Utd when they thumped us 4-0 in Frank's first game.

So far Gilchrist is in trouble. He is shaky defending and doesn't offer anything going forward. Not that I expect him to but maybe we could switch Gusto to left and use Disasi at right back. Put in Colwill for CB....maybe i am too hasty with this.

Haha loved Sterling's jazz hands when trying to stay onside

Mudryk has looked quite lively so far. That was a sh*t corner though.

Oh Noni noni 🥸

Madueke.....

You know Madueke and Mudryk stand out as 'uncultured' footballers when Jackson appears intelligent and measured in comparison

Mudryk has definitely improved over the last few minutes. Found his feet with some good long passing.

Jackson's energy is good as well

Always rated Mudryk.

Lovely finish...

Now that’s a proper team goal 

Mudryk!! - the boy comes good

Wacko and Micky in the same game, what a treat

Mudryk!!!!!

That was a good finish.

£80m has just been repaid

GET THE FAK IN MUDRYK

That's great from Mudryk. Maybe he does have football IQ. Capped a good 10 minutes from him

I’m still muting the game at half time