1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

Who teaches these players to shoot? Stop hitting it straight down the middle, f**king hell.

Poch - in his broken English. We've heard the utter nonsense he comes out with in his press conferences - we can only guess at what batsh*t crazy bollocks he tells the players in training. 

Sell that useless git 

3 minutes ago, DarkMata said:

Do you have a big chances scored chart?

I aint Opta joe buddy,

 

i can only find the conversion rate

 

https://www.transfermarkt.com/premier-league/chancenverwertung/wettbewerb/GB1/sort/schuesse_auf_tor.desc

Just now, Andy2461 said:

Sell that useless git 

Which one?

Need more presence in the box. Get on Casadei 

Jackson is back to being trash.

Sterling on 

So take off all the midfield now. Rolling all the dice

Sell Jackson, he is an idiot. And from some matches he always make big mouth on Palmers. Jesus f***** idiot

I dont mind Sterling coming on now, but what was the point of Casadei if he doesn’t come on under these circumstances?

Just now, Sconnie Blue said:

Need more presence in the box. Get on Casadei 

That’s a good shout 

Oh sterling is on, that'll cheer the forum up

GET THE f**kING BALL IN THE f**kING BOX 

1 minute ago, DidierDrogbalala said:

I aint Opta joe buddy,

 

i can only find the conversion rate

 

https://www.transfermarkt.com/premier-league/chancenverwertung/wettbewerb/GB1/sort/schuesse_auf_tor.desc

I’m amazed we’re supposed to have above average conversion rate.

Now sterling’s on I’ll defo take the point 🤣

4 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Who teaches these players to shoot? Stop hitting it straight down the middle, f**king hell.

They are taught to shoot at the man in the bright color kit. I think they do that very well don't you.

Will Sterling score the winner? Lol

1 minute ago, General said:

Now sterling’s on I’ll defo take the point 🤣

He'll probably score the winner now you've said that 😂

Cole f**king Palmer!!!!!!!!!

COOOOOOOOOOOLD

All those shots are so timid and weak.... Not a single player that can produce a powerful shot.

1 minute ago, Scott said:

They are taught to shoot at the man in the bright color kit. I think they do that very well don't you.

Have lost count of the number of times we've seen a close-up of Muric collapsing his body over the ball and puffing his cheeks out after having collected a shot hit directly at him.

Cooooolllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just now, Drogba1 said:

He'll probably score the winner now you've said that 😂

You’ve sussed my reverse psychology post  ! Congrats 

The only player I'd keep