Our wingers are so isolated. They are constantly in 3v1 situations.

2 minutes ago, dR3 said:

f**king boooooriiiinggggggggggggggggg

I was kinda hoping we'd be playing the sort of silky fast paced footy that PSG played last night. Ho-hum!!

2 minutes ago, Scott said:

I don't think we have an Alpha Male in the whole team club.

Someone ban this toxic masculinity from the forum.

Just now, BewareoftheDrog said:

I was kinda hoping we'd be playing the sort of silky fast paced footy that PSG played last night. Ho-hum!!

You really set yourself up for disappointment with that one, haha

Maresca cant really be this thick can he, does he tell the players to not attack until all their players are behind the ball

I'm just home from work. Have I missed much?

Just now, Caps_Lock_King said:

Maresca cant really be this thick can he, does he tell the players to not attack until all their players are behind the ball

He really is.

Just now, Caps_Lock_King said:

Maresca cant really be this thick can he, does he tell the players to not attack until all their players are behind the ball

Maresca is a clown of a manager

Just now, CaitlinCFC said:

I'm just home from work. Have I missed much?

Ha ha ha ha 🤣

Just now, DarkMata said:

Someone ban this toxic masculinity from the forum.

Disagree - we should sign one of those [inevitably] self-described alpha males (e.g. the internet boy/human trafficker), stick him up front, then get one of our players (who are genuine athletes) to beam the ball at his head. And I mean directly at his head.

Also they'll be able to make fun of his penis in the dressing room.

1 minute ago, CaitlinCFC said:

I'm just home from work. Have I missed much?

Only 28 minutes of my trenchant wit

Just now, Kev56 said:

Ha ha ha ha 🤣

Not so much then. 😀 I might go back.

Could we be any slower in our build up, we are soooo predictable.

And to think maresca thinks this is progress. He is sapping the skill out of these players and turning them into a boring passing machine.

Without any shadow of a doubt we must literally be the easiest team in the world to defend against...

Pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass!!

3 minutes ago, CaitlinCFC said:

I'm just home from work. Have I missed much?

You mean in this season in general or just today's game?

Slow build up and no one up top to drag defenders.

Quality football. My favorite.

6 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Our wingers are so isolated. They are constantly in 3v1 situations.

I think this is one thing people don't seem to understand, last night there was a lot of discourse about PSGs wingers, but in this system all of them would look as w**k as ours do.

I'm looking out of my window right now......that sun is looking mighty tempting.

5 minutes ago, Caps_Lock_King said:

Maresca cant really be this thick can he, does he tell the players to not attack until all their players are behind the ball

When we break on counter attack

I don’t think we’ve had a shot on target yet

Edited April 10, 20251 yr by JM7

2 minutes ago, El regreso said:

Pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass!!

You forgot "lose possession"

Boring boring chelsea

Just now, Scott Harris said:

I'm looking out of my window right now......that sun is looking mighty tempting.

We don't get it very often, I'm tempted myself. Better than this absolute dross.

2 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

Disagree - we should sign one of those [inevitably] self-described alpha males (e.g. the internet boy/human trafficker), stick him up front, then get one of our players (who are genuine athletes) to beam the ball at his head. And I mean directly at his head.

Also they'll be able to make fun of his penis in the dressing room.

Hey it’s probably a better idea than playing Nkunku. We could also employ some retired grid girls to hold up the corner flags, get them off the dole. It would certainly get Jackson going.

Edited April 10, 20251 yr by DarkMata