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Chelsea vs Manchester United (PL) Friday 16th May 20:00 GMT

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2 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

We cannot be surprised that the two self-appointed philosophers of the Premier League have given us a game so appallingly lacking in quality. It is our misfortune that both have conflated philosophy with being an ideologue.

Maresca is to Guardiola what Nietzsche is to Dionysius. And yet, as it happens, Nietzsche was a virgin who died of syphilis, driven to madness because he was in love with his best friend's wife.

I am f**king dead. Hahahahaha

7 minutes ago, Zeta said:

We are basically playing without an attack. None of them are doing anything.

Neto and Madueke should be opposite sides, so Madueke can cut in and shoot and Neto can use his stronger foot to cross when he beats a player. Palmer needs hooking at HT, he is so out of form it's like he's a totally different player. And I don't know what we do up front, but Geoerge hasn;t touched the ball.

It is the same problem as we saw in feb. He doesn't change the system or style - just puts a young winger up front and plays the same. No support. No tactics or tweaks.

1 minute ago, PhilH930 said:

We’ll win. I have a feeling. That might also be due to drinking all day and watching in a sports book in Bahamas.

But when we win I’m throwing $100 on black for shed end!

1 minute ago, dR3 said:

Damn, inhibited is the perfect word for us at the moment.

And inebriated for @PhilH930 😁

6 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Take George off for Lavia. Move Neto up front, Palmer to the right, Enzo to CAM with Lavia next to Caicedo. Ideally I'd take Palmer off, but no real replacements.

Why the hell aren't you there managing these players? Please, you can still make it in time for the 2nd half!

Just now, axman2526 said:

We certainly don't sound like a team desperate to get get cl football.

Can blame Maresca all we like for his team selection but this lot need to be doing so much more.

Maresca is to blame, but when Enzo and Neto are chasing their own first touch, accountability needs to be throughout.

Weak, fragile mentality top to bottom.

6 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

We cannot be surprised that the two self-appointed philosophers of the Premier League have given us a game so appallingly lacking in quality. It is our misfortune that both have conflated philosophy with being an ideologue.

Maresca is to Guardiola what Nietzsche is to Dionysius. And yet, as it happens, Nietzsche was a virgin who died of syphilis, driven to madness because he was in love with his best friend's wife.

Thus spoke Ploks. I agree with @Zeta except for the weird stuff about Cole. I think we will win despite our obvious deficiencies. Hopefully we will have a final day shot at Chsmpions league. If you had offered me that at the start of the season .. ..

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