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The Mighty One - Zlatan

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His agent Mino Raiola, according to Tuttosport in Spain, has announced the we are being graced with talks about Zlatan joining us.

Nothing more concrete than Twitter-verse right now, but interesting that this is the second striker I've seen us linked with these past few days...especially now that Didier is gone.

Scott

His agent Mino Raiola, according to Tuttosport in Spain, has announced the we are being graced with talks about Zlatan joining us.

Nothing more concrete than Twitter-verse right now, but interesting that this is the second striker I've seen us linked with these past few days...especially now that Didier is gone.

Scott

This would be awesome, but I'm pretty sure Tuttosport are notorious for making stuff up?

This topic must be tempting the gay pirate back to these shores.

He'd set sail in a second if the great Zlatan ever did come to the Bridge.

Where is that wonderful cartoon/video? I am Zlatan!

Here it is

Excellent, thanks for posting that again! I occasionally mumble "I am Zlatan" when someone is being very impressed with himself/herself. Nobody understands me though (but that's the story of my life).

Anyway, NO TO THAT EGOMANIAC!

Love him or hate him. his goal scoring record is very good. Would he suit us? Im not sure but he couldnt be worse than what we've got right now.

Love him or hate him. his goal scoring record is very good. Would he suit us? Im not sure but he couldnt be worse than what we've got right now.

Couldn't he? I have seen plenty of evidence to suggest he could be f**king awful.

I am sure someone would be able to bamboozle me with stats to prove his goal scoring record is top notch but it won't change the fact that every time I watch him play he looks complete and utter horse sh*t.

If we are going to go down the stats route then can somone please also provide the figures on his goals/game against Premiership clubs as that should bring some balance to the debate.

He is also bit of a knob who looks a bit like an 80's pornstar (apparently).

So much hate on Zlatan, arrogant maybe but he's got the trophies, goals and sublime technique to back it up.

Ibracadabra.

He's already destroyed arsenal once.

I am divided on this one i must say, bringing in Zlatan is a sure way of destroying Fernando, add to the fact that we would have to revert to the long ball routine ( a la Drogba Style) but skill for skill, power for power, techique for technique, there is no better player out there that can replace the drog of war like Zlatan. Arsenal will shat in their pants, and Fergie will shut up that mouth or his that he was making those comment recently... Loved the guy. i must confess. especially his ( Zlatan does not do audition) comments.

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But seriously...no.

we now have several no. 10s now. although if he is avaliable for 20m being touted and we can get him to reduce his astronomical wages, i did say get him. all we need is a quality winger that can deliver quality balls into the box and with hazard, marin, mata all behind him and torres, someone is in a load of trouble.

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