PMSL infinite athlete V.II?

Is this just another one of blue. Co start ups being given a considerable loan to sponsor us because our SD’s are incompetent and couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

12 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Just a little late. Only 7 months into the season is all.

And only a FOS sponsor until the end of the season.

Won’t be surprised if this another ploy to balance the books, maybe an extra £5m. Damac Properties were meant to be building Chelsea residences a football themed residential property in Dubai.

Well... that is a contender for ugliest FOS sponsor I think I have seen.

Didn’t think there was much more these owners could do to make me care less about Chelsea but they’ve gone and proved me wrong by getting some awful ai bullsh*t sponsor.

Oh f**k off, I use IFS daily, not the AI stuff but the asset management software. Im actually going their offices in Stockholm in a few weeks to discuss an upgrade programme, they better have a new strip for me...

32 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Just a little late. Only 7 months into the season is all.

And only a FOS sponsor until the end of the season.

Not only is it lame, it's like an intern chatgpt'd the solution. So the club is using AI now for fan engagement and internal operations?

Have we become skynet?

20 minutes ago, markpitts said:

Won’t be surprised if this another ploy to balance the books, maybe an extra £5m. Damac Properties were meant to be building Chelsea residences a football themed residential property in Dubai.

That's so tacky IMO.

Just wish it looked better for the aesthetic. Then again, not like we’re winning anything with it.

Back to square one for next season. The saga continues.

Edited February 20Feb 20 by Term_X

22 minutes ago, dkw said:

Oh f**k off, I use IFS daily, not the AI stuff but the asset management software. Im actually going their offices in Stockholm in a few weeks to discuss an upgrade programme, they better have a new strip for me...

Bring back some for the rest of us.

Not that I want that ugly sh*t. But we could sell them, make a bit of money on the side.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFS_AB

2 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Bring back some for the rest of us.

Not that I want that ugly sh*t. But we could sell them, make a bit of money on the side.

Sell em to fund the site, at least some good can come from it...

Just now, Sexyfootball said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IFS_AB

Their EAM is the one we use, we're on IFS10, migrating to IFS Cloud. Its hard work, non intuitive and just outright daft at times.....so well suited to Chelsea FC currently.

For anyone who would like to take 21 minutes, Younes discusses the new arrangement with IFS. No amounts are mentioned:

"I'm not up to date with this AI stuff, can it really improve 'everything we do on the pitch "

How would that work in practice? And I thought we were "data driven" anyway, isn't that sort of the same thing? . Any help appreciated!! Or is the part in bold below just a load of bo**ocks?

"Jason Gannon, President of Chelsea, said: "We are incredibly proud to partner with IFS and leverage their leading edge AI software to help propel the club to even greater success. This partnership is a statement of intent to keep leading in this field, the opportunities advanced technology brings harnessing and unlocking the power of AI to improve everything we do on and off the pitch."

Just when I was starting to like the no sponsor kit.

FM

13 minutes ago, Scott said:

Just when I was starting to like the no sponsor kit.

FM

Agreed.

What I really despise about this announcement is Enzo Fernandes front & centre with the captains armband, Reece a footnote behind him and only been here 5 minutes but expensive & American Naomi Girma being the choice from the women’s team over the likes of Millie, Erin, Sam or, just to please @Mod, JRK.

9 hours ago, The Rising Sun said:

"I'm not up to date with this AI stuff, can it really improve 'everything we do on the pitch "

"Jason Gannon, President of Chelsea, said: "We are incredibly proud to partner with IFS and leverage their leading edge AI software to help propel the club to even greater success. This partnership is a statement of intent to keep leading in this field, the opportunities advanced technology brings harnessing and unlocking the power of AI to improve everything we do on and off the pitch."

I googled "harness and unlock" and got this:

49 minutes ago, Munkunku said:

What I really despise about this announcement is Enzo Fernandes front & centre with the captains armband, Reece a footnote behind him and only been here 5 minutes but expensive & American Naomi Girma being the choice from the women’s team over the likes of Millie, Erin, Sam or, just to please @Mod, JRK.

Didn’t even notice this, why tf is RJ not at the front with the arm band. This hard push on Enzo to be the franchise player to stroke Egbahli’s ego is a prime example of why we aren’t a serious club anymore. I’d be fuming if I was RJ.

39 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Didn’t even notice this, why tf is RJ not at the front with the arm band. This hard push on Enzo to be the franchise player to stroke Egbahli’s ego is a prime example of why we aren’t a serious club anymore. I’d be fuming if I was RJ.

This is a commercial enterprise and not a football club.

Enzo won the World Cup

Edited February 21Feb 21 by Andy North

13 minutes ago, Andy North said:

This is a commercial enterprise and not a football club.

Enzo won the World Cup

Commercially, putting a white player who has been recorded openly singing racist songs in front of two black players is not a great look.

Im guessing his name is the most sold on shirts so that's why hes pushed to the front.

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

I googled "harness and unlock" and got this:

Good luck when the police examine your search history.

4 minutes ago, dermott said:

Good luck when the police examine your search history.

Wait until she realises she unknowingly clicked the order button and it gets delivered and someone else in her house opens it....

Edited February 21Feb 21 by dkw

1 minute ago, dkw said:

Wait until he realises he unknowingly clicked the order button and it gets delivered and someone else in his house opens it....

He? @Valerie's secret is finally out.