1 minute ago, HavertzBroadway said:

Watching Rüdiger perform match after match you really have to wonder what qualifies Lampard to coach a team. 

If Rudi performed like he is now under Frank he’d have never been out the team. 

Just now, Carloseyebrow said:

I'm bricking it, not gonna lie.

Same it’s horrible ffs 

3 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

I’ve just walked up and down the hall, taking the rubbish out and had a clean around the kitchen. Nerves are still at maximum levels.

I walked up the hall, skipped back down because I couldn't remember why I was going up that way. Then I decided I wanted another beer....despite having 2 unopened beers at the sofa so ran back up the hall to grab another one then I skipped back down and I'm still not sure why  I first ventured up that way. I'm not sure I even had a reason. I just dont know what to do with myself at the moment

Wait till Madrid see Pulisic and Ziyech come on later, they will not like it up em !

4 minutes ago, Valpo said:

I have to listen to this game, can't watch so I can only go off of what I'm hearing. . . Any halftime subs likely?

No chance of a half-time sub. Everyone contributing so far.

This looks like something to calm yourself @Munkworth Have some classic Chelsea socks to drool over 

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2 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

f**k me, so far so good. We deserve to be ahead. If not for a couple of bad decisions in the final third (mostly Werner) we could be further ahead.

The midfield has been incredibly good so far. Very impressed with Jorginho in particular, especially considering the criticism I’ve given him in the past, he’s really stepping up to the occasion. Really thriving under Tuchel (mostly) with less space to cover between the forward line and the defence. I wonder whether Sarri is sat at home with a glass of red and ten cigarettes watching Jorginho capably covering space and Kanté brilliantly creating our goal.

Gonna need some serious bottle to see this out, and I am especially going to need some new pants. Come on you Blues!

P.S. I love Mendy. 
P.P.S. It would be a particular bonus if we could get Ramos sent off. 

I gotta say I think Jorginho has been our weak link. He's getting blown away by Modric on the ball and off it, he's been okay but sloppy.

@Munkworth I've overdosed myself today on asparagus.

 

just in case

1 minute ago, Backbiter said:

BT breached their charter by not mentioning the Dippers once at half time.

The do have three ex-dippers on staff though (why Joe, why?)!

4 minutes ago, charierre said:

Manage the game now. Break up play ,buy fouls and run the legs off Ramos.I may be tempted to swap Christensen for James, he looks a red waiting to happen.

Totally agree. We know his mentality isn't fantastic. A panicky moment and a red could make the difference. 

Oh hello hi everybody this is ....................... very sweet

Just now, Ballack & Blu said:

@Munkworth Have some classic Chelsea socks to drool over 

Sock porn at its finest. 

2 minutes ago, Backbiter said:

BT breached their charter by not mentioning the Dippers once at half time.

@coco needs to be pinning this

I really wanted is a clean sheet

1 minute ago, mojo said:

@Munkworth I've overdosed myself today on asparagus.

 

just in case

Just say the word - I’m primed and ready. 

Mendy missing the rain... 

2 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Sock porn at its finest. 

That truly is a kit to give one the Horn.....

You doubted i could step up to the plate, didn't ya?

Edited May 5, 20215 yr by Ballack & Blu

24 minutes ago, Ballack & Blu said:

And you should no me by now, if wanted to out you i'd of called you a C*unt, lol

LOL... fair enough mate

Azpi in the tunnel shouting just 45 just 45 someone else screaming take them on take them on 

I've never been so happy with Rio Ferdinand, him calling us stingy is brilliant. He was the only one on the panel to predict us to go through pre match aswel

2 minutes ago, coco said:

Wait till Madrid see Pulisic and Ziyech come on later, they will not like it up em !

No Ziyech please, doesn't have the fight in him that I can see. But Pulisic yes please.

2 minutes ago, SydneyChelsea said:

I gotta say I think Jorginho has been our weak link. He's getting blown away by Modric on the ball and off it, he's been okay but sloppy.

I don’t think there could possibly be any factors which might be affecting my accurately observing the game.

Here we go. How’s everyone’s nerves?

oh God - nerves wrecked

1 minute ago, Ballack & Blu said:

That truly is a kit to give one the Horn.....