Chelsea (0) v Dortmund (1) (CL) Tue 7th Mar 2022 20:00 GMT

[PloKoon13]

My mate who is very into cycling once told me that the pro cyclists have to train themselves not to throw their arms out when they're falling as there is a massive risk of snapping a bone or ruining a joint. Basically you have to go against your instincts and try to land on the fleshy part of your upper arm; your skin might get ripped up but you're unlikely to break a bone or dislocate a joint. I think Can just showed us why.

[Valerie]

Booking for Havertz incoming

[WhiteWall]

We have to bomb off this fking Havertz liability. Generational talent be fcked. Cannot physically engage without needlessly foulign constantly.

Edited March 7, 2023 by WhiteWall

[JM7]

These European refs are so annoying. They blow for anything. 

[CFCCAN]

2 minutes ago, mojo said:

TOLD YOU WE ARE CURSED

Lord Voldemort.....knew he did a number on Potter...

[Scott Harris]

We're playing like a bunch of amateurs. Stop fouling players!

[dR3]

The ref likes the sound of his whistle, that's for sure. 

[axman2526]

We don't like scoring goals from outfield play. We go out of our way to miss the chances lol.

[Carloseyebrow]

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

The one with that cape?

Sorry I’ve reduced myself to muppets comparisons 😂

[Valerie]

1 minute ago, PloKoon13 said:

My mate who is very into cycling once told me that the pro cyclists have to train themselves not to throw their arms out when they're falling as there is a massive risk of snapping a bone or ruining a joint. Basically you have to go against your instincts and try to land on the fleshy part of your upper arm; your skin might get ripped up but you're unlikely to break a bone or dislocate a joint. I think Can just showed us why.

You've rekindled my wrist fracture trauma.

[Munkunku]

Where’s Jorginho when you need a press broken?

[WhiteWall]

How many times have we tested this understudy keeper. Any pressure anywhere, at any time.

[PloKoon13]

Fair enough Kova, he is due one of his trademark(?) screamers

[dR3]

Dortmund are so high up, the game is begging for Mudryk. Can't wait until he's subbed in in the 85th minute. 

[azpi28]

i like enzo

every time a free kick is given against he is pissed off

[evissy]

James is a shadow of himself. 

[Aussie79]

Sterling is playing like a headless chicken .. he will score in a minute 🥳🥳

[PloKoon13]

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

You've rekindled my wrist fracture trauma.

My apologies. If it's any comfort a lot of the people on Twitter slagging off Mason Mount also have wrist trauma, although for a different reason.

[Munkunku]

Just now, dR3 said:

Dortmund are so high up, the game is begging for Mudryk. Can't wait until he's subbed in in the 85th minute. 

He’d tear Wolf from Gladiators a new arsehole. 

[Kev56]

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

Where’s Jorginho when you need a press broken?

Where's our centre forward

 

[coco]

Sterling not got the pace of Cam, get Mudryk on for last 45 Potter, Cam will be slow af.

[coco]

corner chelsea

[Valerie]

2 minutes ago, Carloseyebrow said:

Sorry I’ve reduced myself to muppets comparisons 😂

Only fun I've had so far this evening 

 

[coco]

up comes fofana and Kouli

[coco]

wasted