Have you ever, and I mean ever, seen a team in more dire need of a natural goal-scorer than us?

hahahaha watch the pikey rat go down to simulate the pen

fcking havertzs  could the target be more open

Just now, Dr Gonzo said:

When will this Kai Havertz nightmare ever end. 

We'll play Mudryk as a false 9, next season 🤣.

United don’t even have to clock in and yet they are winning. 

Fernandes cheating, about as surprising as our sh*t finishing.

I don’t care about his CL wining goal, his overall contribution at Chelsea has been rubbish and has got worse and worse as time has dragged by.

Hall and Chukwu been great so far. Honestly playing well in attack but its comedy hour in front of goal as usual

16 minutes ago, ross91690 said:

Top four looks our of reach...

Of what division?

Just now, Snedger said:

I don’t care about his CL wining goal, his overall contribution at Chelsea has been rubbish and has got worse and worse as time has dragged by.

I take it you won't be purchasing the Havertz Golden Boot winner 2022/23 celebration DVD snedger?

Just now, AndyDowsleftflank said:

Hall and Chukwu been great so far. Honestly playing well in attack but its comedy hour in front of goal as usual

Defence has been awful too. We are so open, United should have had at least 3 goals by now.

just waiting to see what our sh*te team do next. it would be hilarious if it wasnt so serious.

2 minutes ago, just said:

Have you ever, and I mean ever, seen a team in more dire need of a natural goal-scorer than us?

You mean in professional football, or can my secondary school annual field hockey star sign tournament (my own team Cancer) be considered for this?

15 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

Any decent streams for this one ? 

All the ones I had bookmarked have all now been nobbled ... 

Looking at this shambolic parody try Dave

Just now, just said:

I take it you won't be purchasing the Havertz Golden Boot winner 2022/23 celebration DVD snedger?

That would be over quicker than my impending fun with Emma Watson, just to get the class back on topic. 

 

 

Mudryk is genuinely so bad, we've been absolutely shafted for him. 

Christ this is the worst I've seen from Mudryk, missed a sitter and every touch is heavy.

Mudry is really sh*t. I have ZERO hope for him in the future. 

Zero composure when it matters. 

11 minutes ago, Upb78 said:

And yet for some reason you can't, and even if you mute it you still have to watch it.

i watch but i do something else on the side so i don't have to engage with it 100%

against Man City i got the sudden urge to do some gardening 

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1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

Defence has been awful too. We are so open, United should have had at least 3 goals by now.

So should we, but yeah. We are far too open. Classic Lampard-ball

this is the best we’ve been playing for ages

coming on point there , my doorbell went, it was keira knightley  i fcking told go away eat a couple of pies a day and come back in the transfer season, fcking skinny cow. im watching the best comedy in front of their goal.

I'm starting to think that Gallagher is actually wearing roller skates

How has Chukwuemeka played so little for us. Especially when we've been so bad all season. Looks like a proper talent.