This Chilwell + Mudryk left hand side is a comedy show. 

Sanchez's pass completion rate must be through the floor

Just now, big blue said:

Sanchez's kicking tonight is ficking abysmal. Worse than anything Mendy ever cooked up. Everyone out of play.

True, although his long passing has been measurably better than his short game

our players don't even look like they know the basics 

This is what aspiring mid-table sides do against each other. Both have more enthusiasm than actual prestige.

Just now, Sconnie Blue said:

This Chilwell + Mudryk left hand side is a comedy show. 

Yes. Good thing the rest of them are playing great!

2 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

I think if Mudryk goes down over the first tackle he gets a pen there

Yeah sometimes you need to do the needful.

we can't attack and we can't defend. we are not good in any of those, but I think we will win this one today. don't know how, though....

Edited September 27, 20232 yr by rocker_joker

This has got to be the worst Chelsea squad we've had since Roman came in

I'd be back in the pub if I'd gone tonight

😁

It could have been worse - we could be playing against some obscure pub team tonight and still lose.  At least we can hold our heads high - we lost to almighty Brighton!

Pochettino must be wondering what the hell he's done taking this job on ... 

Ugo is very close being sent off

Cole Havertz. 

With VAR he is off

Ugo lucky to still be on the pitch for that tackle right after his yellow

Just now, evissy said:

Ugo is very close being sent off

Terrible terrible half. So lucky

the least we can do is kick them around if we can't play

We might get to HT still in this

Great challenge from Big Les!

Looks like weve got 11 Bakayoko’s on the pitch. 

Mudryk once again our most dangerous player. Give the lad game time and we’ll see the rewards.

2 minutes ago, Drogba1 said:

This has got to be the worst Chelsea squad we've had since Roman came in

Worst since the 80s

I don't think people realise just how untalented our young players are and are still pretending they've got potential.

Most the squad aren't good enough to play for Bournemouth but their ceiling is that level.

1 minute ago, Drogba1 said:

This has got to be the worst Chelsea squad we've had since Roman came in

I can't even think of one player to pick for the MOTM thread.

Maybe Palmer - I think he's the only one who hasn't annoyed me (yet).

At least 3 subs on at HT please Poch. 

I’d hook Ugo at half time .Red card waiting to happen