I forgot about the pochettino half time team talks 

Hopefully Poch got locked in the toilets at half time 

I forgot about the pochettino half time team talks 

POSITIVES:

- We're beating Tottenham to nil;
- This is despite having seven competent fit senior players;
- Chalobah scored, our best centre-back;
- Gallagher assisted, our best player;
- Jackson (current record one goal every 45 minutes against Tottenham) megged the keeper despite recent problems;
- Mudryk is noticeably on the pitch.

NEGATIVES:

- Clearlake are still here.

Did alright in the first half but after the tea and oranges and the team talk Spuds will likely make a come back in this half 

Petrovic has had a good season 

Not like the ref to give a foul on Cucurella after he was manhandled in the box...

Cucurella hates Tottenham, good lad. Shame he's a lunkhead.

Weird to think that the Tuchel-Conte 2-2 was only last season. How time trickles...

Honestly take the pace away and he’s useless

So wasteful from Mudryk there

Why has a throw in deep into the Tottenham half gone all of the way back to the keeper? This is what I hate about our football.

I can't stand our second halfs.

Think I'll take the dog out for a walk.

4 minutes ago, STATS said:

Madueke is really growing in confidence. Keep getting ball to him. 

His final ball has been as gash as it usually is.

24 minutes ago, just said:

Jackson is garbage so far.

Very unlike him, huh? 

Mudryk, for f**k's sake, your close control is perfect once you have the ball, has no one ever taught you to look up before you kick it???

Palmer is Kezman in disguise tonight 

Palmer been really off the boil today, got to do better there.

I cannot believe how poor we are in front of goal. Its truly atrocious 

Cold... Should have done better 

Just now, loz said:

Palmer is Kezman in disguise tonight 

Sell him

Palmer's become pretty goal shy ever since he was a shoe in for the golden boot.

Just now, just said:

His final ball has been as gash as it usually is.

I can only assume this is some sort of modern slang. gash=fanny=good?

Our defence isn’t good enough to sustain this level of pressure for 45 mins. 

I've seen 4 pieces of seriously sloppy moments of football from us since the second half started. 

3 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

Cucurella hates Tottenham, good lad. Shame he's a lunkhead.

Weird to think that the Tuchel-Conte 2-2 was only last season. How time trickles...

It really is mind blowing. Feels a lifetime ago.