1 minute ago, Carloseyebrow said:

Up there with being benched for the Met Police 5-a-side competition in Northwick Park, 40 years ago but with counselling I’m over it

If it makes you feel any better I was once brought on for two minutes then subbed off again for my school team while a player in the year below came off for a nose bleed.

In the coach's defence (who had more than a passing resemblance to Paul Robinson) I was pretty bad at football.

5 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

This is why I don't agree with those that think Sancho is fine because he cost us 20m. I wouldn't care if we got him for free, his performances are still not enough for a regular starter.

4 minutes ago, BewareoftheDrog said:

He's not great is he? Think that's the whole problem with this team. No consistency. Very few of the players are a regular 7 out of 10. They sort of move between a 4 and a 6

In general I don't actually mind him, but tonight was a painful to watch, he would get dispossessed at Madame Tussauds if that's where we were playing.

1 minute ago, PloKoon13 said:

If it makes you feel any better I was once brought on for two minutes then subbed off again for my school team while a player in the year below came off for a nose bleed.

In the coach's defence (who had more than a passing resemblance to Paul Robinson) I was pretty bad at football.

Haha I laughed too much, not sure if the fact he was in the year below upped the sh*thousery of it by a factor of 10

6 minutes ago, dR3 said:

We've been a bit more direct this half. Getting Enzo out seems like the main reason for it.

The two biggest problems at Chelsea share the same first name.

1 minute ago, Carloseyebrow said:

Haha I laughed too much, not sure if the fact he was in the year below upped the sh*thousery of it by a factor of 10

He was genuinely good to be fair, and the only other Chelsea fan in the school!

Maybe I’ll watch Fenerbahce now, because Mourinho

Caicedo has been the most consistent and improved player this season. Totally deserving of player of the season imo.

So now we don't have a single one midfielder on the pitch!

Caicedo is sublime. If only Fernandez lived up to his price tag like him.

Just now, JPH said:

So now we don't have a single one midfielder on the pitch!

James is a midfielder now.

1 minute ago, PloKoon13 said:

He was genuinely good to be fair, and the only other Chelsea fan in the school!

Reminds me back in the late 70s I think there were only about 3 Chelsea fans in our school. We were more like Chelsea sympathisers back then

2 minutes ago, JPH said:

So now we don't have a single one midfielder on the pitch!

KDH is a midfielder, apparenlty..

4 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

If it makes you feel any better I was once brought on for two minutes then subbed off again for my school team while a player in the year below came off for a nose bleed.

In the coach's defence (who had more than a passing resemblance to Paul Robinson) I was pretty bad at football.

I always remember my brother being benched come rain or shine never being brought on. When on the final day of the season with minutes remaining a lad wondered on up who nobody had seen before, lent a kit off someone and the manager brought him on instead of my brother.

My dad was close to breaking the managers neck. I just came to the conclusion my brother was really sh*t at football.

23 minutes ago, Term_X said:

Enzo Fernandez is the biggest flop in the history of Chelsea football club.

He's useless, doesn't bring anything to the team. Cracking run at the end of last season was because he was out due to injury.

1 minute ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

KDH is a midfielder, apparenlty..

Like I said...

Cole Palmer's face is too vacant to wear being troubled well. He just looks confused and tired.

Who is your MOTM? I'm gonna go with Dewsbury-Fool. Firstly, for his effort and perseverance on the goal. And secondly because I feel a bit sorry for him.

3 minutes ago, BewareoftheDrog said:

Reminds me back in the late 70s I think there were only about 3 Chelsea fans in our school. We were more like Chelsea sympathisers back then

I used to pretend I was Marcel Desailly on the pitch as a kid. Little did I know I was more of a Bogarde...

Why the hell are we wasting time??

I am warming to George a lot he’s getting better and better the more he plays.

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

I used to pretend I was Marcel Desailly on the pitch as a kid. Little did I know I was more of a Bogarde...

Here's looking at you kid.

Tyrique is making some great runs tonight but he seems determined to score but shoots when there are half a dozen players in front of him 🙄

1 minute ago, El regreso said:

I am warming to George a lot he’s getting better and better the more he plays.

I feel the opposite. He struggles a lot. Losses the ball a lot, can't ever seem to beat his man and his crossing and shooting is always blocked.