What a sh*t footballer

Just now, Scott said:

We are playing at the speed of Enzo.

Or maybe Enzo is playing at the speed of his teammates. Every time he lifts his head you can clearly see there's no one to find.

Delap is soooooo bad

Just now, Scott said:

We are playing at the speed of Enzo.

Hence why we are so crap !

Least Boehly is forced to watch this sh*t f**k of a performance at full viewing

Just now, 2211 said:

Ladies and gentlemen Liam Delap!

He was under pressure...

If Delap could anticipate better he'd make up for his lack of pace and be effective if he could convert tap-ins

We’re the wrong team for Delap.

If England had Delap they might not have lost to Italy last week in the Six Nations.

Willock down for the 10th time today.

This time wasting is off the charts

99/100 strikers put that in the far corner

Burn on for Newcastle, so watch Tosin come on

Delap chooses the sand wedge

Just now, loz said:

If England had Delap they might not have lost to Italy last week in the Six Nations.

Pretty much. His dad should have tried him out for rugby

Time wasting is ridiculous

You're never going to get a penalty for that...

Just now, DarkMata said:

Delap chooses the sand wedge

Excellent !

Lots of shots he can play with that. Topps, duffs, shanks, chunks, skulls, whiffs, maybe even a double-hit !

Desperate handball shouts. Pathetic.

Just now, Deino said:

Pretty much. His dad should have tried him out for rugby

If his catching is as good as his ball control I think that would be a no

We’ve got so many players who can’t head or shoot on target.

When we signed Enzo I thought we were getting someone with the vision of Cesc, sadly I don't even think his creativity is at the level of Jorginho.

2 minutes ago, 2211 said:

Ladies and gentlemen Liam Delap!

Up until then, I felt Delap had made a positive affect. But in that one rushed moment it all changed. Delap to Decrap.

Chalobah wasn't even looking. Should have scored.

This team feels shot. PSG game killed us