Perfect. I must buy one from Acme Siege Engines Co. :-)

No offence intended to owt but there are nearly 7500 posts. Half say: too expensive and too poor a striker, half say: he's not bad/he's getting better. This cycle repeats itself. The strength of feeling is impressive.

I hear you, but others don't seem to :-)

I'll be happy to see this transfer window closing. Dreading January already if we don't get a new striker.

Edited August 20, 201312 yr by Valerie

cant wait for this thread to hit 500 pages

I hear you, but others don't seem to :-)

I'll be happy to see this transfer window closing. Dreading January already if we don't get a new striker.

Yep. The other point (again with respect to CFC-ers) is that it's gone beyond being a discussion - it's more of a tennis match back and forth. Anyway, it's all good stuff :-)

Ive just spent 20 minutes looking for a Grenade stuffed down trousers and jump off cliff GIF. Sadly my quest ended empty handed. Sad times.

Wow no sign of the re-hashed sh*te,that makes up this thread stopping eh!!

Ive just spent 20 minutes looking for a Grenade stuffed down trousers and jump off cliff GIF. Sadly my quest ended empty handed. Sad times.

Thanks for looking. I thought about typing in 'man tossing himself from cliff top' but I wasn't certain what sort of results I'd get..

Or perhaps someone shooting himself while jumping off a cliff? Think outside the box people, we need that GIF!

Edited August 20, 201312 yr by Valerie

Add your own Grenade.

I think you're a genius.

Haha I also seem to remember you saying torres wouldn't get a training session under jose before he is sold. I think ba needs to be the one that is worried about a plan b or c coming in.

Well yes, you're correct, and I was very surprised to see Torres start. However I'm not surprised Jose is desperate to sign a striker. We need bonafide quality and we simply cannot rely on Lukaku yet, not if we want to win the main prizes.

Now, for those of you who feel compelled to seek comparisons between Torres and Rooney over the weekend, please, don't embarrass yourselves any further.

Cho Ho Mo is a little known golfer, but he held his own against Tiger Woods for about three holes.

A five year old might make a detailed comparison of the two players over those three holes, but anyone with half a brain wouldn't bother.

I mean, if you can't see Woods is six hundred and three billion times better than Ko Jo Bo, you must be a total idiot.

Is anyone seriously suggesting Torres is a fraction of the player Rooney is? I hope not. So, why are you comparing a few minutes here and there on the weekend? Are you Blow Mo Jo lovers in disguise?

Which one of the three unknown golfers tee'd off against Woods?

I think you're a genius.

I wasn't expecting any thinking this far out of the box :-D

You'd think it would lock this thread once and for all, but noooooo...

Torres won a penalty running away from goal.

I think that pretty much sums up everything.

Well yes, you're correct, and I was very surprised to see Torres start. However I'm not surprised Jose is desperate to sign a striker. We need bonafide quality and we simply cannot rely on Lukaku yet, not if we want to win the main prizes.

Now, for those of you who feel compelled to seek comparisons between Torres and Rooney over the weekend, please, don't embarrass yourselves any further.

Cho Ho Mo is a little known golfer, but he held his own against Tiger Woods for about three holes.

A five year old might make a detailed comparison of the two players over those three holes, but anyone with half a brain wouldn't bother.

I mean, if you can't see Woods is six hundred and three billion times better than Ko Jo Bo, you must be a total idiot.

Is anyone seriously suggesting Torres is a fraction of the player Rooney is? I hope not. So, why are you comparing a few minutes here and there on the weekend? Are you Blow Mo Jo lovers in disguise?

I agree people comparing there games at the weekend to make a judgement need a good look at themselves but I think you are seriously overrating wayne rooney. I'm not going to try and convince you anymore about torres because it is clear where you stand and it's fair enough your allowed an opinion. 

 

Wayne rooney isn't the messiah you seem to think he is though. 

"He's a very naughty boy"

Torres won a penalty running away from goal.

I think that pretty much sums up everything.

And your comment pretty much sums up this thread...if you know what i mean.

I am a confessed "Mr Lover" man....

I don't hate him. He's a Chelsea player and even though he obviously isn't as good as he once was. I still support him 100% whilst he wears the chelsea shirt. And every time he walks down the tunnel I never stop believing that he'll produce something. If he doesn't then better luck next game... I'll never be the one to praise him when he does well then instantly shout for his exile whenever he makes a mistake or has a bad game. He gets nothing but support from me.

I don't hate him. He's a Chelsea player and even though he obviously isn't as good as he once was. I still support him 100% whilst he wears the chelsea shirt. And every time he walks down the tunnel I never stop believing that he'll produce something. If he doesn't then better luck next game... I'll never be the one to praise him when he does well then instantly shout for his exile whenever he makes a mistake or has a bad game. He gets nothing but support from me.

Great post.

You've lost me

You've lost me

 

Probably this thread as I feel the same way, its the same old same old 

Yes, that was this thread speaking, not me...

I am a confessed "Mr Lover" man....

 

Shabba