we should do this for torres

 

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/11/robin-van-persie-steven-gerrard-and-luis-suarez-top-shirt-sales-from-premier-league-season-201314-4828905/

Torres isnt eve top 10. Therefore even that isnt in his defense.

I mean, why would anyone but his shirt? To be the laughing stock?

Wonder what will happen to this thread when he does finally leave?

Can't wait for that day lol

I shall resurrect it every year on the anniversary of his leaving, to remind people that there is good & bad times no matter what. 

Simply out of curiosity -

If Fernando Torres woke up tomorrow and was his early-Liverpool self, would you play him over Diego Costa?

The early Liverpool Torres took the living p**s out if every defender and scored braces and back to back hat tricks consistently. I would play him over Messi. But he's gone.

The early Liverpool Torres took the living p**s out if every defender and scored braces and back to back hat tricks consistently. I would play him over Messi. But he's gone.

 

Like the prodigal son....he will return........................just don't know when.

The early Liverpool Torres took the living p**s out if every defender and scored braces and back to back hat tricks consistently. I would play him over Messi. But he's gone.

 

Just in case nobody has mentioned it.. He was utterly pish tonight

Just in case nobody has mentioned it.. He was utterly pish tonight

Is that modern speak for good? 

If Pat Butcher and Lorraine Kelly asked you for a threesome, would you oblige?

I've done worse.

I've done worse.

Yeah that was a bad night, but we had drank a lot, and in that light she did look ok ......ish.

By the way, has Susan Boyle phoned you like she said she would.

Yeah that was a bad night, but we had drank a lot, and in that light she did look ok ......ish.

By the way, has Susan Boyle phoned you like she said she would.

Seemed like a good idea at the time. She did call, only to let me know shes not interested.

He has showed absolutely nothing in pre-season to suggest he;s good enough to play for my 5 a side, never mind Chelsea....

https://vine.co/v/MYraODMjm9F

I personally feel only sorrow for him, it must be heart breaking for him to think of what he had & could produce on the pitch, now

no matter how hard he tries or works at, he no longer can reach those heights again, it must be so frustrating for him but he never

hides just keeps trying in his own way to become a useful member of the team, for that he has my respect.

I'd not go as far to say I feel 'sorry' for him.

He's making a fortune on a superstars wage while playing like a Sunday pub league player.

It's not his fault though that he isn't the same player as he was at Liverpool, we made the call to spend huge money on him.

From top dog to internet laughing stock takes some getting use to, money or not, I wager he hurts not being able to perform on the field. 

Watching Torres now I truly am baffled as to how you can be such a bad footballer in every possible way. You can say he has lost a yard of pace and all that, but he cant even get close to hitting the goal these days, it just boggles the mind how you can go from smashing them in from every angle to not being able to get a shot on goal

I did say the early Liverpool Torres. Who was in the top three players in the world.

I personally feel only sorrow for him, it must be heart breaking for him to think of what he had & could produce on the pitch, now

no matter how hard he tries or works at, he no longer can reach those heights again, it must be so frustrating for him but he never

hides just keeps trying in his own way to become a useful member of the team, for that he has my respect.

I feel mortified for him, but I don't feel SORRY for him. It's very difficult to feel sorry for someone who's raking in nearly a million quid a month.

From top dog to internet laughing stock takes some getting use to, money or not, I wager he hurts not being able to perform on the field. 

 

Doesn't hurt enough to take a pay cut and try to resurrect his career somewhere else, does he?

Doesn't hurt enough to take a pay cut and try to resurrect his career somewhere else, does he?

 

Maybe deep down he still thinks he can turn it around and wants to prove he can.

 

2 more years. Then he's gone. 

Here's a thought, if Torres suddenly turned into a goal machine and banged in 30 this season and the next, would people forgive him, or has the damage been done?

I think majority of Chelsea fans would love to see that, do not think it is a case of forgiveness more a case thankfulness.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2384835/Robin-van-Persie-leads-Premier-League-shirt-sales-Gareth-Bale-10.html

 

Now he can't even sell shirts!!!!

 

f**k off!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2384835/Robin-van-Persie-leads-Premier-League-shirt-sales-Gareth-Bale-10.html

 

Now he can't even sell shirts!!!!

 

f**k off!

Things a bit slow in your neck of the woods then?

 

Your link leads to an article thas was first published at 13:41, 5 August 2013, and last updated: 09:17, 6 August 2013, a mere 53 and a bit weeks ago. I thought you might have managed to gather a clue from the headline, which refers to Gareth Bale as a Real Madrid target.

 

Next up you can tell me who's going to win the 2013-2014 Premiership Title. And surely Brazil have just got to be favourites for next year's World Cup, don't you think?